

Personally, I am shocked no one wants Beth O to model lipstick. Instead she just paints that clown face with her agent making up stories about how a lesbian talk show host hit on her and has some stooge make a phony phone call into her husband Howard's stale satellite radio show on Monday to talk her up. I mean, how desperate can you get? It's just a way to insert Beth into the conversation and for Howard to plug her stupid TV appearances since that is his job, plug the mare, when she does nothing but jump in front of the camera obscura yelling about how famous she is by marrying Howard Stern.
In between Howard's long nights of working on his satellite radio show documenting his bathroom habits, the 62 year old fruit of the loom addict seems to be sans any celebrity guests lately and even the famous Miss Piggy snubbed the radio dinosaur, but as usual, we don't know if he snagged the pig in the hallway for a pre-recorded interview to air another time.

Howard gets a few paid callers to phone in and plug Beth [the ones that aren't serving 1 to 10 in the pen or have to stay at least 100 yards away from minors] and whatever shit she's shoveling at the moment. Beth's pretending she's in the game when she is just a game right now as in let's pretend she's famous and is the game as in let's hope a hunter doesn't spear her hide and hang her over the fireplace.
Beth loves it when Howard has the photogs ready and waiting to capture her in mid stride with the superior bitch face firmly in place with the old man worried he will trip and fall since his blurry lasik failure and hair transplant mishap that caused a scalp reaction and had to wear huge wigs for awhile since all his hair fell out on top. Oh, right, Howard denies all this. I know, not a wig not a wig. And how many plastic surgeries have you two had? Oh, Howard makes fun of celebrities and their facelifts and how old and stupid they look but no one had better make fun of the plastic surgery twins with their selfie cosmetic surgery center in Florida, right?
Beth is still posting her stale online interviews on her socially stupid media sites and is desperate for any sort of attention. Oh right, it's all about the animals. Thanks to social media any dolt can claim to be a star and Beth actually thinks she's one, but that's okay, she has to do something in exchange for getting stuck with a radio dinosaur that succeeded in making her a famous laughing stock but Howard needed to be married to be accepted by Middle America with a daughter paid to say she is still upset daddy married a "model" and dumped her real mommy 18 years ago, a story that went nowhere and nobody cared and her tantrum and breakdown was ignored as she scrambles to get another private art gallery to show her awesome photos of some weeds with a naked old man stuck in a swamp.

Notice how normal girls look wearing normal sized hats in comparison with Beth's enormous head. She posted a link on her Twitter site to a stale fairytale interview claiming to be surprised and shocked the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) asked her to be their spokesperson. Right, Beth, Mel Karmazin, a corporate sponsor of NSAL and Howard's boss for years and suddenly you show up at NSAL and Howard invents the annual NSAL fundraising gala right after your big appointment as their spokesperson, a paid position, like all of your positions on and off camera [ha ha]. Wow, what a coincidence. No every year NSAL has to honor the spokesperson that was foisted on them by Mel and Howard.
All these amazing coincidences in Beth's little life. One wonders if she believes this shit. I think she doesn't. That's why the disturbing and bizarre facial expressions fighting with her Botox freeze and the enormous dramatic hand gestures denoting by some psychologists, means you are lying and the person knows it.

Beth is also confused about when she and Howard hooked up. Beth has stated on numerous occasions in online interviews and on TV shows, that she has been with Howard for more than 15 years but in January 2016 she stated they have been together for 16 years. So Beth doesn't know when they hooked up? Does she not know that Howard was desperate to get a real model and actress and was forced to settle on her or Judith Regan? Ha.
Care to provide a real time line Howard, of when you were obsessed with Robin Givens? 1998? When did Miss Nobody Beth take over as your bleached blonde plus-sized model girlfriend to make all the other girls jealous? This is embarrassing for Howard. Gee I thought Howard announced on his radio show that Beth was his official girlfriend in 2000, not Robin Givens.
Is Howard just pulling our leg claiming to be on a mad or wild tear following the split from his wife Alison? It's seems to be common knowledge that they split when Howard spent a chunk of their nest egg on their movie Private Parts and he then purchased his married bachelor's pad in Manhattan without Alison's knowledge until her accountant told her. No one knows when he hooked up with the Pittsburgh Pariah but she was there to stay.

Notice how normal girls look wearing normal sized hats in comparison with Beth's enormous head. She posted a link on her Twitter site to a stale fairytale interview claiming to be surprised and shocked the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) asked her to be their spokesperson. Right, Beth, Mel Karmazin, a corporate sponsor of NSAL and Howard's boss for years and suddenly you show up at NSAL and Howard invents the annual NSAL fundraising gala right after your big appointment as their spokesperson, a paid position, like all of your positions on and off camera [ha ha]. Wow, what a coincidence. No every year NSAL has to honor the spokesperson that was foisted on them by Mel and Howard.
All these amazing coincidences in Beth's little life. One wonders if she believes this shit. I think she doesn't. That's why the disturbing and bizarre facial expressions fighting with her Botox freeze and the enormous dramatic hand gestures denoting by some psychologists, means you are lying and the person knows it.

Beth is also confused about when she and Howard hooked up. Beth has stated on numerous occasions in online interviews and on TV shows, that she has been with Howard for more than 15 years but in January 2016 she stated they have been together for 16 years. So Beth doesn't know when they hooked up? Does she not know that Howard was desperate to get a real model and actress and was forced to settle on her or Judith Regan? Ha.
Care to provide a real time line Howard, of when you were obsessed with Robin Givens? 1998? When did Miss Nobody Beth take over as your bleached blonde plus-sized model girlfriend to make all the other girls jealous? This is embarrassing for Howard. Gee I thought Howard announced on his radio show that Beth was his official girlfriend in 2000, not Robin Givens.
Just think Ms. Givens, this could have been you! A frump dumping cats onto idiots who want a photo with the wife of Howard Stern, and who think that local cats at county animal shelters aren't good enough to save, they can fry and die for all they care.
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I don't recognize that blonde chic on the right in the row of chics Howig supposedly banged during his 'mad tear'. Heh, mismatched body parts. Barf O'Frankenstern. I should hire your P.I. service, DBM. You dig up great dirt. Alot of which is dust kicked up by Barfs hooves. Cheers
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