New Year's Horninskys

Happy New Year to all Beth Fans as we countdown the next five years of stale snore satellite radio with Howard Stern, the aged pariah that stayed 15 years too long at the party.

Since everyone on the planet is desperate to ditch the losers Howard and Beth Stern, Howard, the ultimate in cheapskates, decided to stage a cat adoption farce with some nonsense about Billy Joel finding a cat on his property just so the Sterns could race down to Florida for a selfie tax write off rescue mission, you know, everyone carts around a cat and claims it's charity work, right? Everyone races to a resort location to rescue a cat and calls it charity work, right? Wrong, only the cheapskate horninsky pariahs called the Sterns.

It seems this year Howard Stern couldn't crash and burn Jen & Justine's Cabo resort rental in Cabo or anywhere else and crashed the stage on Thursday night and did the big countdown to 2016. Mr. Buttinsky, the aged pariah that got kicked off television for the millionth time since "America's Got Talent" producers got sick of the tanking ratings brought on by the King of All Sinkholes, Howard Stern and finally moved the show back to Los Angeles to be free of the pariah buttinsky Sterns, yes, including that red carpet hog Beth O.

Are we ready for five more years of stale Stern satellite radio? Ooooh....hey ho, let's go. I'm tougher than old man Stern, I can take it if he can. He's the one that's got to get with the kitten chatter for the next five years as Robin O Quivers works on her second book bio with her ghostwriter from her apartment in New York with the wig glue seeping into her aged senile old head with the facelift stitches coming loose.