Checkin' In ✔️😉😏

It was an interesting week this week on the Howard Stern SiriusXM satellite radio show, because Howard kept harping on an invisible cough and cold he has, when he just sounded like he was clearing his throat, and he made sure to mention checking in with his kids every day, I mean, his kids are grown adults so why would he need to check in with them? Well, it was something Howard needed to get on record by announcing it on his satellite radio show.

Alleged sources are insisting it's because Howard has an alleged parole officer, one he's had for quite some time as this blogger has already blogged about, and that is his mandated daily check-ins but he uses those do-nothing daughters as a cover story. In the past, he has needed a cover story in case he is spotted in strange places or is just missing in action for extended periods of time.

But Howard's in a bit of a tizzy now because the Florida society season has ended [as if that matters to the Sterns, they aren't invited to anything], but they have migrated back to their Hamptons Hostel where they trap celebrities into staying for a weekend and then they are given the sales pitch about Beth's Furry Friends so the celebs have to drop some cash in the donation bin or be stuck with more pressure sales speeches to sell that charity of theirs as if Beth does anything but upload a bunch of cat photos on Instagram claiming it's charity work.

But, Howard has to account for his whereabouts because during his vacation the last two weeks of May because he was MIA save for Beth posting a one-armed photo allegedly of Howard petting their cat Walter. 

He disappeared during his two-week vacation, now claiming he was sick the entire time. Sorry, buddy, that still counts as your vacation, and you can't switch it out for sick leave and have it count towards your total mandated shows for the year as Boss Witz always has to keep a step ahead of Stern, but his whereabouts have always been in question while Beth does a big show on Instagram, like, look over here not there, posting dozens of useless jumbled photos of random cats claiming it's her foster feline business so she can count some sort of work product for her useless foundation. 

But Howard doesn't want to be tracked and Boss Witz is allowing him to jump from his Florida empty fortress to his sinking bargain basement radio bunker in the Hamptons as one wonders why Howard needs to bop around between properties at all. I mean, Beth has no social life, she does zilch, same with Howard, what does it matter if they are sitting at their Florida timeshare empty fortress with pieces of leftover furniture from the prior owners or sitting in that sinkhole basement at the Hamptons Hostel that they've been trying to unload but are getting embarrassingly lowball offers because mainly, it's a tear down property and being marketed as such.

We can't wait to see Howard appear at the upcoming NSAL Beth Gala on June 12th, as already blogged about. But Howard sometimes lets Beth attend alone or sometimes they both ditch the event when they get into a bitch fight with the prissy Prez of NSAL. So we'll have to wait and watch what happens.

Here's Today's Stern Show Transcribed Excerpts

#dawgshed #zoom #howardstern #bosswitz #jenniferwitz

#siriusxm #robin #robinquivers #billyjoel #billy #joel

Giant Dress Haminsky 👗👧🏼

As usual, whenever the former stock photo catalog model Beth Ostrosky Stern is out in public in an uncontrolled candid camera environment, she always covers up and hides that huge chunky lower body of hers and normally wears sleeveless dresses due to her oversized man shoulders. But if she does wear sleeves it can be tricky because her arms are overly long and weirdly shaped.

Beth used to throw out there that she was a fit model but no one knows what she's fit for other than boxy stretch pants that never need ironing. But then add in Beth's botched breast implants, her wonky lazy left eye, her fat nose and horse teeth with a chin implant that had to be reduced because it was jutting out too much, well, then you have Beth wearing huge giant big A-line dresses down to the floor. I mean, she can do nothing else with that body without Howard's photoshop studio where he produces phony photos of that huge harridan he married.

How interesting when she sits home alone she bares her butt in

skimpy bathing suits or skews the photos to make her chunky

body look thin. But the second she's headed out in public with

candid cameras, she covers up and hides that thick body

with these same A-line big giant fugly dresses.

Here's today's exclusive transcribed Stern show excerpts

#dawgshed #howardstern #bethostern #becomingledzeppelin

#robinquivers #stocks #daytrading #irs #nick #christopher

#MrXwasmarried #x #beth #haminsky

In the Knick of Time 🏀⛹🏼⛹🏼‍♂️⛹🏼‍♀️

Howard Stern brought up the New York Knicks once again today since he was back from his Botox bump-up break and his guest on his SiriusXM satellite radio show was his wife Beth Stern who mentioned how she misses going to a Knicks game.

What poor ignored Beth will never face, is that Howard has no cash or clout to get her into any society or sports events and she could only horn in on past Hamptons society events by being a plus-one with another celeb like Katie Lee Biegel [formerly Joel] but since she married a producer from the Food Network cable channel, she has successfully dumped Beth trying to horn in on events as her plus-one. Beth has no more plus-one pigeons she can fly with to any popular events anywhere.

Howard only got into a Knicks game because of scoring a few freebie corporate tickets and one time he sprang for two extra seats because Beth trotted in with her two brothers before Beth had a pre-marital contract with Howard. Howard hasn't been able to score any freebie corporate tickets to a Knicks game since 2020.

Beth Messes Up Her Phony Feline Foster Gimmick

As blogged about numerous times over the past years, Beth has no clue what cats are shuttled around the animal shelters and which ones are housed at her phony feline tax shelters or which ones are shuttled around to real foster homes or housed at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) where most people have to pick up the cats they have in stock at the time. You may apply for a cat via Beth's public email address, but you get stuck with whatever cat is there at the time at NSAL or at someone's foster home. 

Most of the headless selfies Beth posts on her Instagram show are not her, they are random people holding up a cat for the camera so Beth can claim them as one of her fosters for her foundation. The cats are a jumbled mess and Beth or her hired help will just take a bunch of photos all at one time and dole them out pretending they're current.

Beth seems to mess up Gilbert the cat since she doesn't do anything with these animals. She just uploads random photos on her IG show.

Here's today's exclusive transcribed Stern show excerpts that you will find nowhere else on the Internet

#dawgshed #howardstern #bethostern #felinefoster #nsal

#florida #floridataxshelter #hamptons #andjustlikethat

#sarahjessicaparker #becomingledzeppelin