Will Burglars Take Beth?

12/7/15, Beth at the Sirius studios to push
that shit book onto anyone who will listen
to her bragging about herself and her
stupid cat with a nonsense storyline.
Howard only pays for one giant makeup
and wig session for Beth so she is now
ready to crash the Andy Cohen show
to tape a segment.

Beth Stern is still on her annual cash raising tour to get a bunch of suckers to donate to her selfie foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF), and to buy that idiotic book about a cat with a plagiarized name. Yes, folks, this is all the Howard Stern fortune could pay for to make his unmarketable wife famous. An annual Christmastime and Hanukkah cash grab all designed to fund Beth's selfie career since all Beth's proceeds from this piece of shit paper product go straight to BFF, her personal foundation where she gets a salary yet keeps saying she is funding a kitten adoption center using other people's money, not her own, but donations to BFF, yet no kitten adoption center exists with BFF and Beth O's name on it since that is the intention. Beth wants a kitten adoption center with HER name on it funded by public donations. She doesn't spend a dime and gets a salary plus the publicity. How much has Beth donated to this reported kitten adoption center? Zero, or she would have publicly stated how much of her own money [or her bogus billionaire hubby's] money has been spent to build this kitten center. Howard and Beth brag about how rich they are, yet refuse to fund their own kitten center, they want the public to do it for them while they take the cash and credit.

Howard Stern was wondering again how to top Simon Cowell. First, Simon's mom died before Howard's so that got him all upset since he wanted to cry and cry about it and get press mileage out of it and he has already hired an acting coach for his upcoming tearful on-air eulogy to mom on his satellite radio show [or his dad, whomever goes first]. Now, Simon was burgled a second time since 2012. But this time, Simon had his life partner and his son in residence when someone broke into his posh mansion in West London so he upped the drama for Howard Stern who has no one in his private residence except his stylist and Howard has no cash or jewels or anything to steal there anyway. No one wants an aged cottage cheesed butt DJ and his lifetime companion. I mean, no one would threaten to kidnap an aged DJ or his aged companion, I mean, who cares.

Howard has no posh mansion in West London, and the properties he does have are stuffed with nothing but kitten photo props and Beth. Nothing to steal there. All Beth fills her sad days with as she peers inside the looking glass of fame, is a bunch of snatched kittens stuffed in a room to get a bit of a tax relief pretending she is fostering kittens when they are just thrown in cages in a kitten room and the maid throws food at them until Beth decides to grab her binoculars and be an aerial shit spotter and scoop those litter boxes and she calls it charity work [according to her own words] while counting the cash from stupid dopes who actually give her money via her personal selfie foundation, BFF. Quite the little gimmick there lady. Too bad you are a barren nobody while Simon Cowell has an awesome adorable little boy to care about and doesn't have a pseudo charity gimmick of dumping some kittens onto a bunch of stooges in Jersey every week and calling it charity work.

Photo of Robin's prior wig that was pushed
back too far on her bald facelifted forehead.
She recently bought a new wig of reddish
dyed shredded lettuce.

On Monday's satellite radio show, Robin is still providing Howard Stern with the status of her interview tour and digging up people from Howard's past. This time, Robin interviewed Pat Cooper and had a delightful meal with the old codger with Robin paying, as I said before, that is your payment for a story. Whether she uses it or not in her upcoming book is another, ummm, story and how much Howard cares about what may or may not be said about him in between the saggy storyline of Robin's fluctuating waistline and the size of her enormous facelifted and botoxed ego head.

Dame Beth-Man has been speaking with a few evil people out of Howard's past. No revelations or anything, just a brief phone conversation I thought I would share with Beth Fans. Robin has permission to use it in any upcoming book or movie deal. No charge, I don't need the money like some people I write about on this blog.