Mickey Mouse at Disneyland?

On Andy Cohen's cable television show on Monday night, he asked Beth O if Howard Stern would be re-signing with Sirius, and said seeing Howard at the Sirius studios is like seeing Mickey Mouse at Disneyland. Andy has a radio show also on SiriusXM, gosh, I mean, big deal, every single clown has a show on Sirius with Howard being one of the dried up fruit loops in residence. But didn't Andy mean that seeing Howard was like seeing Goofy at Disneyland? I mean, the New York Daily News called Howard an idiot in black and white print, and Goofy is a better Disney character for Howard. What Disney character would Beth be? Oh, Dopey!! The Dopey Challenge? Keeping that cash flowing straight into Beth's pocket via her personal foundation for another year to make her rich and famous!

Howard loves to race into his stale satellite studio to hear himself talk to himself while his wife is a prize kitten snatcher and dumps them onto other people in record time while collecting cash for her personal foundation that is making her richer and richer while Howard saves his dough for a rainy day called death, when all gag orders are null and void.

Nothing new on Andy Cohen's show, Beth is a useless piece of baggage frumped on a couch trying to turn on gay men while she reverts to her old groupie antics and looked like a lesbian with her girl in tow trying to score free tickets to a K. D. Lang concert while offering BJ's to the promoter. Gawd damn, Howard loves the lesbians, hey fine, closeted or not who cares, I am only critiquing the dead weight called Howard Stern's wife who has thick old man calves with knees that have seen better days. Hey, Beth, you look like Kristen's mother. It is plainly evident across the Internet in dozens and dozens of photos and videos of Princess Beth that she acts like a total goober with brains the size of a walnut trying to navigate her enormous body and trying to balance that huge football head and has fallen down flat many times in public, as Howard has stated on his satellite radio show. 

No xmas card yet from the plastic surgery twins? Well, Gary [Howard's radio show producer] said on Tuesday's show, that he was handing out his xmas card this year and gave one to Howard and didn't mail it to his house which got Stern's old man dander up. Well, Beth fans already know that Howard has a new secret personal address in a village since around December 2014, and everyone knows that any Stern staff xmas cards that are mailed to the Crazy Town addresses where Beth lives would just get thrown in the garbage. Beth sees and reads nothing that isn't about her, oh, trust me, sources say, allege, ha ha ha.


Now Howard, instead of Robin, had a nice meal with an old person out of his past, Denise Oliver, as Howard said on Tuesday's radio show. So at least she can be included in Robin's upcoming book. Oh wait, is Howard once again producing his own party to honor himself? The old codger had to throw himself a birthday party and produce it himself while conning a few celebs into showing up for free booze and a stale dinner, although, certain performers were paid to attend like good ol' Steven Tyler who worked the room and the stage like a true professional. We can't wait for Howard to throw himself a retirement show party and once again try and get some people to show up and try again to get some cable television channel to buy it when he just has to throw it on YouTube for free. I mean, who cares at this point. Howard is stalking old man time and is catching up. If Howard decides to stick it out until death with satellite radio, he will prove himself a liar. Yes, as this blogger has said more than once, Howard said it in an article about five years ago that he would not be renewing his contract with Sirius beyond 2015. Oh, we have to watch what happens! Try and stay awake folks, let the old fart have fun while his wife is dancing as fast as she can trying to conjure up interest in a cat center for Hamptonites to dump their feral cats when they clear their properties for their homes to make people out of their past jealous of them and wish they could live near that trash can called the Hamptons shoreline.

Amanda appeared at Barnes & Noble
bookstore with the co-author of her
children's book and not like Beth O
who appears in remote booksellers'
basements hiding from her co-author.

The famous and naturally beautiful Amanda Peet was at the Sirius studios last week promoting a real children's book that she authored with her friend. Apparently, Howard was too insanely jealous and angry to have Amanda on his show, well, let's get real, wouldn't she just laugh in his face like old times? It would be good radio, right? All about how Amanda stepped on Beth O'Howard'sGirlfriend's star when she was sequestered to a two second one liner at the end of the film "Whipped"? Hilarious stuff. 

The Roar Foundation was established
in 1983 by Tippi Hedren and she lives at
the Shambala Preserve where paying
guests can stay and learn about the
big cats in residence.

Tippi Hedren was in Los Angeles this week being honored at a fundraising event to save circus animals in Mexico. She has received various honors in the past for her work with animals by organizations like the national ASPCA. She has a life long commitment to her foundation, rescuing big cats from the entertainment industry, zoos and private owners who would have dumped and euthanized the big cats years ago if Tippi's foundation had not rescued them. Tippi does not do the "Snatch & Dump" photo prop cat gimmick like useless Beth O, but keeps the big cats she takes in and cares for them throughout their lives providing food, shelter, room to roam, and expert veterinary care unlike Beth O who only provides a tiny cage and one litter box before doing her drive-by limo routine and dumping them onto the nearest pigeons that want a selfie taken with Beth O'Dumper.


These desperate kitties are airmailing themselves to the Shambala Preserve in Los Angeles to be rescued by the gorgeous and kind-hearted Tippi Hedren:

#mickeymouse

#amandapeet  #tippihedren
#andycohen