Beth O'Torsky is in a frenzy once again going nuts on her Instagram site dumping cats on her regular Sunday rounds of throwing cats at morons as fast as she can doing the drive-by limo dumping sessions to rid herself of her useless photo props in record time. Yes, those typical seflie struck morons who have never heard of rescuing animals from their own local shelters are clamoring for that useless selfie picture with Beth O'Nobody who flies around this time of year hopped up like a dope on dope barking orders at her cowardly husband Howard Stern who hides his face from Beth's Instagrammies as they start packing their rescued cow hide luggage with a designer name stamped on them to attempt to horn in on the Kimmels' vacation with Jen & Justine Aniston at her luxurious rental inside Casamigos, that private resort for members only and their [paying] guests.
It has been reported on various online sites that George Clooney is selling his house inside the resort, Casamigos that he started with Rande Gerbil and another guy which is a huge marketing scheme to advertise membership to their resort, their bars and clubs, and of course selling their own Casamigos Tequila worldwide. Since George married Miss Palestine, his Jewish friends and wealthy buddies are pressuring George to move on and take Miss Thyroid with the bugged out eyes and glued on hair, with him. Readers of this blog know that Debbie Schlussel has talked about Amal Clooney many times on her website, outing her and her family for being pro-Palestine which doesn't really fit in with the Jewish Hollywood moguls, but we think George will do okay and keep Miss Moneybags around for years to come to fund his shitty movies and scripts and all his marketing schemes, whatever, as he plans on buying more Oscar awards down the long and winding road. |
| Amal Clooney sure is a stunning woman. |
So, what's up with Howard Stern this year and getting his Christmas card into the media spotlight? Well, last year was a big winner, with Howard showing off his new eyelift wearing his girly Victoria's Secret jammies, wide eyed and bushy-weaved with his wife once again looking like a blurry oil painting with Yoda the cat stuck in the photo, oh, what a nice demented little family photo it was but then it keeps the three bratty stepdaughters at bay since they want no little additions to their Trust Fund cabal.
Kathie Lee Gifford held up the bizarro world xmas card of
Howard & Beth Barren during the broadcast of her segment of
The Today Show that is dumped to a later time period.
Beth is busy being ignored this holiday season when it's all about real families and not staged photo sessions with a bunch of cats.
Beth posted a link on Twitter to a free newspaper insert wehre she is such an unknown loser, she didn't score the cover. Of course the article included the same paintings of herself that she calls photographs and plugged her selfie foundation Bianca's Furry Friends that is always collecting public donations to build a cat adoption center "next spring" at NSAL. Beth has been saying it will happen next Spring for two years now and must have no clue what spring means. She must be confusing it with that squeaky spring in her bed since she spends her life rarely vertical in between sitting in those disgusting pools of tepid bath water that Howard talks about on his radio show. Beth sits in there three times a day and always posts photos from her sitz bath from her Hamptons home, never her Manhattan apartment or from her third cat house in Florida. Nope, only in the Hamptons since that is her permanent residence.
I hope everyone is noticing that Beth is never photographed in her bathtub at any of her properties except Stalag Beth in the Hamptons. Obviously, the Manhattan kitten processing center and Florida Feral Cat Import Fortress are corporate properties and I guess taking selfies in a bathtub would seem rude during the board meetings.
Photo posted on Instagram 12-19-15 from her regular sitz bath in the Hamptons. I think I'm going to throw up.
Rob Zombie speaks out on his Facebook site and I think most of us can agree with the multi-talented genius and his expert opinion about the [tired] Star Wars franchise. Hey, it needed to be said and Rob said it.
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