Beth's Purpose: Dumping Animals Onto Other People

Beth is officially plugged into the corporate cloud and latching onto more bogus foundations and gimmicks to get a salary as a selfie monster who has reached her pre-nup limit and will not see anymore dough out of Stern as a lump sum payout when everything comes to an end, whoever goes first.

So how long will it take for Beth to get this new CBS show "Hidden Heroes" canceled and thrown off the air? Beth's team of 112 publicity agents ferreted out another corporation designed to grab the cash, this time it's the Boniuk Foundation who is sponsoring this bullshit TV show featuring an appearance by the Pittsburgh Pariah. The Boniuk Foundation latched onto those "Chicken Soup for the Soul" series of books containing made up bullshit stories pushing an agenda onto school systems and dumping books onto people who don't want them. Sound familiar? When do they start distributing those useless Yoda the Cat books funded by Howard Stern designed to keep his wife on television and garner publicity for Beth's selfie foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, while Howard claims his "donation" is for charity, yes, the charity to get Beth a salary funded by public donations and keep her expanding football head on television.

Beth just can't dump animals onto other people fast enough as this is her #purpose. She takes zero responsibility for the endless stream of animals she poses with and documents the dumping sessions for her Instagram site and also brags about herself on TV about how she poses with cats and the people who have to take the animals off Beth's hands in record time so she can move onto new props. Beth has now crashed Brooke Burke's new show called "Hidden Heroes" as in hidden, since Beth does nothing but hide behind her charity gimmick while documenting herself dumping animals onto other people and is a hero only to her dwindling personal bank account.

The North Shore Animal League (NSAL) normally does business with the Charity Buzz corporation and of course Howard and Beth have participated with Howard donating some worthless autographed photo or other shit to be auctioned off. Now NSAL has partnered with Charity Buzz getting some corporate concert promoters to donate a few tickets for publicity but this time, all your money goes where? To the NSAL president's salary? Staff salaries? Cars? Nope, this time it goes straight into the gaping sinkhole called Beth Ostrosky. 

There is no "Bianca's Furry Friends Feline Adoption Center", it does not exist. According to Beth, the capital project won't start to be built until 2017. In the meantime, Beth has made a career out of posing with cats and dumping them onto real foster homes doing zero, getting all the food, supplies and general vet care paid by the North Shore Animal League with Beth taking a salary from all these gimmicks promoting her foundation.

Beth is in the city again dating that thing she calls a husband when it's another thinly disguised tax write-off business meeting since Howard is her agent and has to constantly plan and plot her next big career move and coach the dolt in how to pretend she likes animals and help her practice reading off of index cards while on television. 

So, has Howard gotten any of his dozens of phone calls returned by Aniston & Theroux? Justin was in NY hiding fresh hair transplants under that hat and praying they take root while Jen was pretending she is still deciding on whether or not to have children with her life partner that is reportedly the only dope that can tolerate the bitch. They were in NY on November 17 attending the Celebrity Charades event to benefit the Labyrinth Theater Company before skating out and flying back to LA to try and avoid the celebrity leeches Howard & Beth.

Gossipers are saying Jimmy Fallon is in hot water over his partying all over New York at dozens of bars [including one or two gay bars, wink wink] and placing his Tonight Show job in jeopardy as Howard Stern sends him 112 cases of booze in support of the funny man. It is alleged, but not confirmed since Beth is a rarely vertical back room party fixture, that Howard is helping usher Jimmy out of show business in a bizarre warped plot to stage a takeover of the late night hosting job as Howard Stern appears to be officially a senile old man who thinks audiences want to hear that he can hardly satisfy his selfie sex obsession as if anyone needs that mental image in their brains as he loses listeners in record numbers providing the record is not as warped as Stern's feeble brain. 2016 anyone? Well, where else can the hair brained DJ go? How about back to television [pause for laughter] as he prays to several gods to grant his wish and dump Fallon permanently in an abyss of booze.