Sick Bubblegum

Mechanized head and a God named Zed 
I Keep telling you it's alright 
A Parallax view that you can't unscrew 
When it all just get's so tight 

   Soooo, where's Beth's zed card?

Well, I made one for her. Now she is sure to get her own TV show on NBC, and a book and movie deal about her life telling all the jealous haters how she snagged a snail eyed DJ with a weave who was a closeted tranny in love with his image in his mirrored bathroom and lying to his radio audience that he had a life and a personality when all he had was a wife who kicked him out to live permanently in his apartment in the city with his pudgy cross eyed nobody girlfriend of questionable gender assignment and having to deal with a difficult doorman who hangs up crappy cheap Halloween decorations in the lobby each year.

We see the two pariahs were banned from the Oscar de la Renta funeral on Monday in New York which is shocking since Beth was a super famous invisible super model in the U.S. and throughout Europe, the Eastern Block countries, Greece, South Africa and New Jersey.

Hugh Jackman and Deb attended the Oscar de la Renta funeral on 11/3/14 in New York.

Matthew Broderick managed to waddle to the funeral

Wicked Witch Wintour attended the funeral, of course, the woman who sunk Vogue magazine with its dismal, boring editorial layouts and horrible covers for the past 15 years or so and we wish American Vogue was given back to an actual American instead of this reject from Britain.

Former supermodel Pat Cleveland was there too.

Also, no superstar sightings of Beth & Howard at the Christopher Nolan movie premiere on 11/3/14, called "Interstellar". Nolan seems to have dumped Crazy Christian Bale for his latest objet de désir, Muscle Matt McConaughey.

Photo dated 10/6/14 of Robin Quivers the black negro pro-woman sidekick of Howard Stern, who stated on Howard's Monday morning satellite radio show that she wanted to attend the Christopher Nolan movie premiere but I guess the Sirius corporate tickets were gone. We see that her hair never grows back since her alleged cancer drama because her giant hairline has been moved back due to a facelift. So she now looks like Alfre Woodard's mother with a Shirley Temple wiglet and declared on Howard's radio show that she has no lines or wrinkles on her fat stretched out and pulled back face.