Shot In the Dark

Howard Stern seemed to have lost his script on his Wednesday morning satellite radio show having nothing to talk about and taking shots in the dark hoping to hit some target as he always harps on the fact he can't sleep and now is dealing with issues [like that Yoda the Cat book debacle and how he is going to purchase 100,000 copies using a ghost buyer; Ralph had better get packing and start his cross country tour of book stores buying up their inventory]. Yes, Howard droned on as he was waiting for that gawd awful Martin Short to appear for an interview on his Siriusly boring radio talk show. 

Per the contract, Short appeared on both the David Letterman
and the Stern radio show this week. Didn't Letterman help finance
his first talk show? Ha, at least Letterman ditched
Barnacle Beth before she got stuck permanently on his hull.

Short might be uglier than Howard, not sure, but he was a tired act 20 years ago, oh right, I want to read his book, ha, and he even resorted to plugging that book on the Beth Hallmark Channel hero dog awards show that recently aired on guess what, oh, the Beth Hallmark Channel, since she is their resident barnacle that they can't burn off their hull.

Oh, Martin Short, of course Howard loves him with that incredibly unfunny prosthetic character Jiminy Glick based on an old time interviewer. Omg, how horrendously unfunny was that. But Howard doesn't know what funny is or he would be laughing along with us at that hilarious monster he married, the famously untalented dolt who can only get work in New Jersey catalogs modeling plus size lingerie.

Then barnacle Robin Quivers rattled on to Howard on their Wednesday radio show, I mean, why show up for three days of bragging about themselves as they talked about her big illness again and her chemotherapy for one day. Robin said that after her chemo treatment it was the best night of sleep she ever had; I never heard of only one chemo treatment. 

Robin's performance on that TV show "The Doctors" last year consisted of Robin staring blankly while a bunch of doctors tried to communicate with her trying to ask her how she dealt with the news she had cancer; oh, what news? It all happened so fast, while another doctor on the show claimed Robin had lost a lot of weight...my gosh...the lies coming out of the Stern show and these scripted TV shows is beyond shocking at this point, it is a crime. 

All Robin suffered through was a facelift and an apparent
failed lap band surgery and fat Robin
is showing that skinny doctor what to eat.
Is this a joke?

Also on Wednesday's satellite radio show, Robin had the nerve to say she could never live hobbling around with a cane, yet she manages to be trucked everywhere not moving her fat ass until she is dumped at the curb at Sirius satellite studios whenever she has theater tickets and will be in the city, otherwise she sits at home in front of a TV and 20 cartons of Chinese food waiting for Howard to get out of the can and back on the air so she can cackle at Howard's lame jokes.

Gosh Robin, did your flirting get you anywhere with the bleached blonde doctor? No date night? No movie and popcorn? I bet the doctor could prescribe something for you during an intimate dinner at Panda Express with $500 bottles of wine back at the house with your failed winery investment and you got stuck with the inventory of 8,000 cases of wine.

Keep your hands to yourself Robin, we know you are the alpha male in any relationship but come on, how embarrassing.  So skinny bleached blonde negro women are Robin's type, who knew. Yes, all girls want to date doctors and all guys, models, and Howard & Robin got neither.

Howard & Beth just can't match the super charitable and super TV producer, celebrity, supermodel and Emmy Award winner Heidi Klum who was one of the honorees of the K.I.D.S./Fashion Delivers gala event in New York on November 5, 2014. K.I.D.S./Fashion Delivers serves as a strong and effective charitable force both in the United States and around the world by providing new clothing, children’s products and household items to victims of disasters and families in need. In 2013 alone, 392 companies donated $179 million of product, helping 816 community partners. 

In the meantime Beth honors herself by photographing a kitten room at her Hamptons Hideaway showing all the cat cages, toys and cat trees provided to her for free by Beth's charity who pays her a salary, the North Shore Animal League:

Yes, Beth does nothing as usual getting kittens delivered to her Hamptons home where she can photograph herself with the kittens for about a month until they are dumped onto real foster homes in New Jersey. 

Well, at least someone finally sent me Beth's baby photo taken at the hospital: