How's those sales going Howard of that latest try at making Beth O famous? Good going with that fairytale book about Yoda the Cat, oh, it had to be a children's book, it had to be written that the cat had a quote "SAD HEART", a little kid term because guess what, you guys made up the heart condition story. You may have found a Persian cat with some sort of vague heart condition, but it isn't Yoda, the overfed dull cat that is the latest victim chosen to make Beth famous.
Howard has to be careful what he puts into print, and what he says on his radio show, thus the need to grab all the tapes he could get from day one of his moronic morning zoo racist radio drivel with Robin the Black Woman across from him cackling all the way to the bank [having lost a few fortunes in her lifetime and having to move back home with mommy for a time period before her next big payday], yes, edit the tapes or "lose" them and watch what you say now. 
Howard has to come up with some reason why he has been stuck in front of a radio microphone for 40 years, oh, everyone is jealous of Howard Stern and of his cross-eyed wife Beth.
And what about Mr. Celebrity horning in on the David Lynch Foundation for that transcendenial meditation stuff all the hippy dippy group started as a rip off of the Middle East religion gimmick that everyone put on their record albums and hopped around with the incense and beads? Howard made it to the event in 2009 but was an ignored pariah in 2012 when the super group showed up, oh, but this was in Beverly Hills featuring real comics, so of course Howard the radio DJ was not invited even if he were to spring for a plane ticket. |
| Pretty funny if Jay Leno is into "TM" just like Howard & Bethie. Russell Brand was rumored to be taking over the Howard Stern channels on SiriusXM, but execs couldn't get old man Stern to move on, they have no idea they are stuck with Stern until the old man keels over since he is supporting his entire family of non earners which includes his wife and her family who keep multiplying. Howard is getting real nervous, gotta keep up the radio job, plus the summer job on TV, then the charity tax shelter, it is turning his wig a salt and pepper and sometimes auburn color from all the stress. |
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| 11-27-14, Howard takes these love sets to sell them to online jewelry sites. You can hardly see it, but Beth is plugging that necklace and Howard spends zero using his camera phone to take the picture, then shops it around to anyone buying it that is desperate to have a so-called celebrity endorsement of their website. |
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Simon & partner Lauren Silverman attended the Katie Piper Foundation gala event in London on 11/27/14. |
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| Beth already wore the same dress as Lauren on September 26, 2014 in Beverly Hills hosting the Hero Dog Awards. |
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| Mel B and her husband also attended the Katie Piper Foundation gala event in London on Thanksgiving. |
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