Arresting

Is Beth under some sort of house arrest? For the past few years she has never been without her two escorts, the two uncloseted gay male publicity agents and managers that will soon marry due to the huge amounts of cash Stern is paying them to escort Beth everywhere, to every event that she appears. They are always there, in the background, sometimes posing with her whether Howard is with Beth or not.

The dynamic duo were there when Beth had her Hamptons Harlow Restaurant fall, Howard claiming on his radio show that he had no idea Beth posted a photo of herself from a Hamptons emergency room, oh, that's because her tag team managers ensured that it got posted for legal purposes. Lawsuit anyone?

Beth's sobriety bodyguards didn't do a good job this time; Beth was at a store opening
in the Hamptons, then had dinner with her pigeon husband at Harlow Restaurant where
she supposedly came flying out of the bathroom as Howard brushed past her and
raced to his limo because he saw some retired police chief that he wanted to pester.

This was posted on Beth's IG, yet we don't know who took the photo.

These dopes are coming up with the worst ideas for Beth to get publicity. All she is getting is a stupid dog award show, posing in front of a green screen for CGI kittens for the Hallmark Channel's Kitten Bowl, and a book for moron kids who think that daddy cats can have kittens and be the sole parent; okay, gay theme there, I get it, no prob, but this is IT? Oh, don't forget the cell phone dropping and rolling incident in the big city when Beth was filming that Kitten Bowl for the Beth Hallmark Channel. Since she has taken over that network, it will have to fake its own death to be free of her monster presence.

I have no idea why Beth is overly thrilled to be escorted
around by her two uncloseted gay male PR agents although
it's alleged that the Sterns are gay matchmakers, yes, for dough.

Now on Halloween the sobriety twins were again flanking dopey Bethie who looked like she was high on botox and overdosing quickly resulting in psychotic behavior thinking she is a superstar when she appears to always be on lockdown at her Hamptons Hideaway of Terrorized Kittens in cages that await to be bussed to real foster homes somewhere in Jersey.

At least some real celebs rallied at Halloween and came up with some costumes:

Covered up for once, Taylor Swift appearing on a radio show dressed as a unicorn. 
How appropriate [she never puts out right? Hey, the boyfriends
 aren't putting up with her obnoxious personality with no pay off].

Disturbing Matt Lauer shows up as an SNL character; we can't 
wait for Beth to start her big book tour and Matt salivates over
 Yoda the Cat licking kittens, god knows what Beth is licking to
get her mug on television.

Lena Dunham in London on Halloween promoting some book that 
no one would read even if they were on lockdown, wore a 
summer stock circus tent with a green dome costume.

Last, but never least, the super famous Heidi Klum appearing at her 15th annual Halloween party in New York:

#dunham #lena #mullet #bloomfield #halloween #heidi #housearrest #afn #sfn #dawgshed