Beth Sandwich 🥪🥪🥪

Since we are into the Summer of Beth, we're waiting for the super financial experts and PR team of Mullett and Bloomfield to have a field day making their big money client Beth O Stern, famous. 

Howard used to always take time off each summer to help make Beth famous but now he has a full two months to make her famous since his boss Jennifer Witz put him on furlough but she has to tell the old coot it's a hiatus because he believes a phone app and YouTube means he's on TV with a real show and real seasons.

But Mullett & Bloomfield are behind pretty much every publicity stunt for the Sterns, like their wedding that was staged by them [the one at Le Cirque], Beth got her Social Life magazine covers because of them brokering the deals and Keith Bloomfield [pictured to the left of Beth in the photo above in blue; Mullett is in white] is listed on public tax documents as the Secretary and Director of Beth's foundation named Beth's Furry Friends that broke off from Bianca's Furry Friends because that was formed with the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) where Beth is paid as their useless spokesperson and board member and they built that cat center so Howard could nail a giant picture of himself in the hallway of his cover from Rolling Stone magazine of him posing with a cat which was staged by Beth so it could be used at NSAL but the photo was already paid by Rolling Stone magazine.

Beth BRAVE for Her Upcoming Birthday

Apparently, Walter the cat finally packed his little suitcase and Beth sent him across that Rainbow Bridge. We know she needed some drama for her upcoming birthday because she's got nothing else going on right now. Beth bathes in that attention, that everyone is trying to cheer her up due to a pet death timed around the time she turns another year older. Beth likes to be brave during the passing of one of her dearly departed pets. For the latest report on that, see the May 13, 2025, Beth Fan Page blog entry.

So if Beth can get back on the cover of Social Life magazine, Walter can be the hook for the article since Beth does nothing and goes nowhere and is not famous so she has the grieving cat mom gimmick going for her.

Ali Wentworth Snubs Beth

Ali Wentworth is a long-time friend of the Sterns and they are frequently photographed together with Ali and her leprechaun husband George Stephanopoulos and of course George even interviewed Howard on his TV news show.

Ali was recently photographed at the NSAL Beth Gala, as blogged about on the June 12, 2025 Beth Fan Page blog entry [the event was on the 12th]. Ali never shows up to the Beth Gala so it was odd she was there on the 'blue' carpet this year with Beth but Ali reported on her Instagram show that her dog had just died. So everyone assumed she would get another dog from NSAL via Beth's Furry Friends because Beth always wants that credit towards her foundation and get publicity for it.

Nope - Ali appeared on her husband's morning TV show Good Morning America showing off their new dog adopted from NSAL?? NO! It was adopted from another animal shelter that is based in Chester Springs, PA [Beth is originally from Pittsburgh]. So Ali had to sneak around at nighttime to snatch a dog from PA to avoid Beth interferring.

I mean, this is huge. It could've been a big deal for Beth to hand the dog to Ali on national television as a big advertisement for Beth's foundation and NSAL but Beth was snubbed big time as one wonders what the riff is between the two blonde has-beens even though Beth does horn in on the comments section as a dig to Ali - like, Beth knows she was snubbed but she takes the high road by commenting on the adoption of Ali's new dog.

This photo is from the Beth/NSAL Gala held on June 12th. Howard's
daughter Ashley is to the left in that black dress and tacky black tattoo.

For the first time, Ali Wentworth attended the Beth/NSAL Gala
held on June 12th, but she did not get a dog from NSAL which
shocked onlookers causing Beth to be embarrassed that
Ali adopted a dog from a different shelter.

Honeycomb or Fig?

One wonders about this public staging of Ali Wentworth making a huge deal out of adopting a dog from a charity in PA, and not from Beth's Furry Friends and/or NSAL which Beth shills for and gets most of her animals from, other than the cats bred in a field so Beth can have fresh kittens available for her friends and she can brag about how fast she can get the kittens adopted since everyone knows the grown cats basically sit at animal shelters.

So which is it, Ali? HONEYCOMB or FIG? On the GMA broadcast clip that Ali uploaded to her IG Show, she does call the dog Fig not Honeycomb.

Beth and Howard Unlisted

Poor Beth and Howard Stern didn't make it on the Hamptons Power List in the current issue of Modern Luxury featuring Emma Roberts. Oh well, maybe Mullett & Bloomfield dropped the money ball. The captions on the photos only list what they're famous for, like Jessica's documentary "Daughters" and Jerry's an actor/comedian.

Kraft Services

Even though no photos of the celebrities in attendance have emerged from last July 4th weekend where it was publicized that Howard and Beth Stern attended the party thrown by Robert Kraft, the billionaire who got nabbed a few years ago in an Asian massage parlor prostitution sting but was exonerated because reportedly he's such a cheapskate there is no way he would pay for special services from anyone let alone the young masseuses. He is such a cheapskate he bartered to have an elevator put outside his Hamptons mansion instead of inside due to the cost and tried to get it practically all paid for by saying he was disabled but that flopped when he was seen playing golf and rocketing around town without even the need of a cane so that was a whole thing. I mean, the midget mogul is a miser even marrying a doctor with some dough so they can keep their finances separate.

Let Sleeping Corpses Lie

Mariska Hargitay's vanity project is airing on HBO and it's all about how she is the daughter of the famous Jayne Mansfield, whose had several books written about her, one being from her old friend and published with Jayne's blessing that they were writing together when she died, by May Manning. 

Another one was written by Raymond Strait who Mariska confronts in her biopic who reveals Mickey Hargitay is not her real dad but another guy named Nelson Sardelli who basically fled when he found out Jayne was pregnant. In May Manning's book, she stated he was already married when the love match happened. In the press, both Mickey and Jayne said Mariska was their child.

But what Miss Mariska did not address was the Satanic panic of her mom Miss Jayne Mansfield, who started her occult obsession when she did her Broadway play, "Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?" (1955) and continued when she moved back to Hollywood even appearing at an "Aries" party in her honor in April, with her attending other zodiac parties for other celebs based on the month they were born.

Note that the "handsome young Italian" mentioned here was not Sardelli. Jayne had a habit of picking up random men she thought attractive when she was club-hopping per the author Raymond Strait.

"Carroll Righter, the famous astrologer, honored Jayne, an Aries, at his Aries party in 1962. Although I was her escort, she immediately took up with a handsome young Italian."

-- The Tragic Secret Life of Jayne Mansfield/Raymond Strait

The hard to get, out of print book, "California Infernal: Anton LaVey & Jayne Mansfield", features photos of the meetup with Mansfield and LaVey and some of the photos have emerged online.

According to that book, she enlisted LaVey to put a curse on her ex-husband who was battling to take full custody of their son claiming Jayne was an unfit mother. That divorce was not yet final when she died in that horrible car crash where the driver plowed into a slow moving semi-truck, with Jayne's car going almost 80 MPH with no brake marks, the teenage driver drove straight into the truck with that foot on the pedal.

Then the story gets confusing because reportedly LaVey and one of his daughters claimed a curse was placed on the attorney Jayne was dating, Sam Brody, not mentioning any curse on an 'ex-husband'. Allegedly Brody was abusive towards Jayne and stole from her to pay off his gambling debts. Brody was supposedly cursed and would die within a year because he allegedly defiled the Church of Satan when they visited LaVey's home in San Francisco.

After Jayne's death:

"Those who went through the house reported their astonishment. In Jayne's plushy, pink bedroom was a framed certificate from Anton Lavey's Church of the Devil, which proclaimed Jayne Mansfield a pledged member. Someone had placed it there along with a picture of herself and Sam Brody. No one had taken it down. I saw it there the day the house was finally sold to people who bought it with Jayne's few remaining clothes and personal effects."

-- Jayne Mansfield: A Biography/May Mann

Now we've got old theories re-emerging due to Mariska's fat ego wanting to resurrect her dead mother as an excuse to make herself famous and hopefully get another Emmy award with Mariska pushing it in the faces of her siblings that only Mariska became a big star like their mother. Mariska claims to have zero memory of anything - ha ha ha - but what about your older siblings?? Uh, no comment as they smirked and smiled at the camera having been allegedly paid to worship Mariska and deem her an innocent little lamb among wolves of the past.

These old rumors were not addressed in "My Mom Jayne" (2025)

which was really all about Mariska Hargitay and little about mom

except a whitewashed phony image of the chronic

exhibitionist photobomber ham on rye Marilyn Monroe 

wannabe that Hollywood rejected.

Steven Tyler Bows to the Beth Fan Page

The last concert of Ozzy Osbourne, which also paired him with the surviving members of Black Sabbath, was held on July 5th when a bunch of rock artists covered some of Ozzy's songs as a tribute along with other songs only to have Steven Tyler stop the show when he sang one of his own songs, "Walk This Way" and then instead of choosing an Ozzy or Black Sabbath song to sing, what did he choose? 

Out of the blue and without warning he chose "WHOLE LOTTA LOVE" by Led Zeppelin. My gosh, that was really random, right? No, because everyone reads the famous Beth Fan Page and Steven couldn't resist paying homage to the greatest rock band of all time and the greatest rock singer of all time Robert Plant and Led Zeppelin. What a cut-low to Ozzy and his Sadfest with Sharon the Shrew.

Ozzy was propped on stage sitting in a bat-themed throne and tried his best to belt out a few of his standard tunes including his famous "Mr. Crowley" about Aleister Crowley who was initially resurrected by the Beatles when they put his image on the cover of the Sgt. Pepper album.

#dawgshed #howardstern #ozzy #backtothebeginning

#sharon #sharonosbourne #kelly #bloomfield #mullett

#markmullett #keithbloomfield #bethostern

Finally Furloughed 🥂🍾🥳🎉🎊🎈

YES!!! Howard Stern is finally furloughed for July and August and his boss Jennifer Witz can pop open the champagne bottles and celebrate. 

It was a super tough battle for Boss Witz in the beginning and first reduced Howard's live shows down to three days per week, but the backlog of useless show tapes just kept piling up and she could hardly make a dent in them.

So to try to stop Stern from producing more shows, she furloughed him for two months to hopefully make a dent in that backlog of useless show tapes trying to make some commercial dollars off of them until she can finally free herself of the stale Stern Show forever. 

But as said exclusively on this blog, Howard's original Sirius contract still stands and all he agrees to are contract extensions which are reviewed annually, Howard can leave anytime he wants, this five year bullshit is for publicity purposes to try to drum up interest in Howard's show.

So instead of a few weeks off during the summer, Howard now has two months off and can focus on making his do-nothing lazy ass wife Beth famous once again as he has done for the past 22 years or so when he made her Hamptons famous and used to get her on Hamptons magazine covers but everyone finally caught on she is famous for nothing but bagging a married Howard Stern and then sitting around in her apartment waiting for that divorce to be finalized which was around 1998/1999 before she could sign on the dotted line waiting forever for that ring and marital contract which is costing Howard more than just dollars for donuts and all the gummy bears Beth can eat with her jug of moonshine she keeps in the basement that her brothers deliver on a dime.

Party Time

I sometimes talk about the Martian Beth Fan Page and about how we engage in harmless competition to get the scoop on the famous Beth O and her wild rollercoaster life of ordering guitar picks for Howard. But, since the Covid Invasion of 2020, a few of my Covid staff have trekked to Mars for their paid vacations and they are headed there now since I can operate on a skeleton crew working the graveyard shift until Howard returns to the radiowaves in September.

Dan's Papers Won't Die

Howard's little world is dwindling and he shopped around that tired story about the status of the aged old man Billy Joel's health report and got his little plug in Dan's Papers [and elsewhere].

But I guess Dan's Papers is replacing the National Enquirer that years ago, back in the '90s and into 2000, would run a column reporting on Howard's celebrity interviews. But of course all that ended and now Howard just badgers online news outlets and of course that D-List crappy real estate ad newspaper called Dan's Papers. 

I mean, obviously it's all advertisements but Howard wanted a section for celebrity news so he could get a mini-column printed in their magazine and stick a photo of BETH in there of course when there is no context for BETH. She is not a part of the article, she is not a part of the Stern satellite radio show, but he always has to plug her mug in all the articles he writes about himself.

Here's the last of the Stern Show exclusive transcribed excerpts from the June 23, 24 and 25, 2025, final episodes for the season since Howard thinks he is on TV with real seasons and he goes into hiatus which is the only way Boss Witz could get the jerk to jerk off the air.

#dawgshed #martians #martianbethfanpage #howardstern

#hamptons #danspapers #danshouldpaperhisbirdcage #furlough

#hiatus #jenniferwitz #witz #AtWitzEnd

Now on Netflix 🍿🍿

If you don't have all access yet, it will be coming soon on Netflix in your region as it breaks streaming records across the nation because no one can get enough of "Becoming Led Zeppelin". 

It is an all-access pass to the greatest rock band that ever was and ever will be with rare up close and personal video footage of the band on stage, behind the scenes, and what it feels like to walk out onto that stage when they knew they had something special to offer, something unique, something new and exciting, a sound that no one else had or will ever achieve. 

Surpassing the master class level, these musical artists with a lead singer blessed with a voice from beyond the realms of the human experience, were all molded together by the hammer of the Gods to become Led Zeppelin.

Do not miss this movie even if you have already seen it a bunch of times in IMAX, it's a joy to watch over and over again. Turn out the lights, crank up the sound, and enjoy 2 hours of pure musical bliss feasting on the beauty and magic that is and always will be, Led Zeppelin.

Andy Scores Another Town Hall While Stern Sleeps in his

Hamptons Bargain Basement Bunker Studio Sinkhole

All the big celebs that parade through SiriusXM studios in New York City, all want to do a Town Hall with Andy Cohen, and then they may make the rounds to the other shows like the Stern show where Howard sits home on a Zoom camera because Sirius sent him there trying to oust him permanently from the company but he won't leave.

June 17, 2025, Arnold Schwarzenegger appears at a Town
Hall hosted by Andy Cohen at SiriusXM in New York City.

Here's June 17 & 18, 2025, Stern Show Transcribed Excerpts

#dawgshed #stutteringjohnmelendez #thetonightshow #jayleno

#kenny #bigchoppers #newteeth #horseteeth #horses #nsal

#bethostern #howardstern #arnold #andycohen #radioandy