Full Metal Makeup 💄🎨🖌️

As blogged about on September 12, 2024, Howard Stern announced on his September 12th Sirius satellite radio show that he was done with painting and was going to focus only on his guitar playing skills yet he apparently made an exception when he plastered his face with a ton of face paint for his interview with the current VP and presidential candidate Kamala Harris. 

I mean, what is this pancake makeup he spackled on his face? Everyone is also noticing he can no longer grow facial hair since his alleged hormone therapy to turn himself into a woman to stop the advancement of his alleged prostate cancer.

It looks like he's wearing blush too, and then he added his spray-on wig hair fuzz to fill in the patchy curls of his weave combing the weave over his ears to hide his giant facelift with the pulled back bald spaces around the ear. 

Of course Howard's wife Beth Ostrosky had to horn in and get a photo with the VP just like she did when Joe Biden showed up for a taped and scripted interview by Howard, but the pictures have not been shown publicly. The Sirius IG site uploaded a photo of Howard posing with Kamala but never posted a photo of Howard or Beth posing with Biden.

Howard can't wait for his next useless book of SiriusXM interviews to include photos of he and Beth with the current President and VP because he can't get over the major league snub by former President Donald Trump and Howard hopes to make Trump mad that Howard is supporting the Dems as if Trump gives a dem or damn. Yeah, The Trump dumped on Stern saying his show has no ratings and he is irrelevant. 'Boring tripe' was heard coming from the press offices about these political interviews but Stern is struggling to hang onto reality, let alone listeners. [Ref: 9-19-24 Beth Fan Page]

Howard is wearing obvious pancake makeup and a huge wig, and 

hides behind dark glasses so it will not be obvious he is reading from

a script during the interview with Harris the White House Harridan. 

Creepy looking facelifted Howard can't grow facial hair from his alleged prostate
cancer hormone treatments to turn him female and glues his weave around his
head to not  only hide his pulled back face but to also hide the earpiece he wore
to get instructions from Harris' handlers during the interview.

Kamala Klowned Audiences Wearing the 

Same Sweaty Suit All Day

Princess VP did a media blitz on Tuesday, October 8, 2024, where she bopped from one show to the next in New York, all in one day, never changing her clothes for the entire trek around that talk show track. I mean, not even changing that blouse she was wearing after being under those hot studio lights all day under that hot wool suit, how tacky can you get. But, this is her moment in the spotlight since no one wants Ms Borefest on their talk shows otherwise so it's time to hit it when the irons are hot and ready to brand a few cows in the herd.

Let's hope her staff sprayed her with Febreze

in between appearances.

It's gonna be hard to top the killer combo of Kamala & Biden.

Photo is exclusive to the Beth Fan Page of Kamala with her father.

Howard Klowns his Fan with a Ghostwritten Piece

for the Hollywood Reporter

I mean, the comedy never ends with this guy Stern, off the air, that is. He keeps sending out these bullshit press items praising himself over these dull useless pointless interviews he does with politicians that he thinks is the biggest thing ever when it's not. 

Then he just outright lies about his fanbase, claiming that he has 20 million fans based on zero proof. His own YouTube channel barely has over 2 million subs, yes, TWO million, not 20 million, and those two million are just corporate subscribers and sponsors that are auto-subbed to everything on Sirius.The Sirius IG site has only half a million followers and aside from that, Howard also thinks his fanbase consists of YOUNG males and equates himself with Joe Rogan. What a joke. Howard even dragged his old lady MOTHER out of hospice care and into regular senior housing so he could claim her as a real listener and paying subscriber to his radio show.

Sirius has no ratings, they are pay service and count their 34 million subs all in one bucket, with some subscribers paying for various levels of service, not for single shows. The subscriptions are mainly from the new car industry where cars are now considered 'listeners' to the Stern show. I mean, this is the stuff of comedy - if you count lying about Stern's real fanbase as comedy.

Beth Buttinsky is Back in Black

Beth raced into the Sirius studios to once again meet and greet the honchos of our country, first with the Joe Biden interview in April and now with the Kamala appearance this month, Beth is a vision in a giant shift that looks like it was black under the lights at Sirius. She always wears giant long A-line dresses when in public because of her weight gain and not being able to show the lower half of her body outside of her photoshop studios at her posh properties where she cages some stray cats and counts it as charity work. Beth hopes to butt into Howard's proposed second book of stale Sirius interviews by having her picture taken with Biden and Harris so those pictures will be exclusive to that book since no one is publishing any of the photos now and Beth listens to Howard and will never post anything on social media without his approval even though she pretends otherwise. Beth is under contract as an employee of Stern so she obeys orders or she can find herself back at the basement Chinese restaurant in NYC as a take-out menu item next to the potstickers.

Howard thinks these interviews with Hillary, Biden, and Harris will get him the second book of stale Sirius interviews published and then he can show all the photos of him posing with these guests along with Howard's do-nothing wife Beth photobombing the photos. This is the only way Beth is getting into any new books about Howard, she has to horn in on the guest appearances otherwise there is no context. Like in the first book he did of Sirius interviews, there was that odd chapter about Beth with a blurry photo from around 2000 from Twitter. 

#dawgshed #howardstern #kamalaharris #joebiden #siriusxm

#hollywoodreporter #hollywood #bethostern #siriusxm #virulentbeth

#halloween #witch

Springtime for the Sterns 💐🥨💐

Howard Stern and his wife Beth Ostrosky Stern sure love to salute, don't they? They do it when in public at their selfie events, like when Howard had a big publicity party when he started with Sirius satellite radio in 2006, and Beth's big major event was her wedding in a bar in Manhattan when she became Mrs. Stern when she was already married two times prior, once in Hawaii and once in the Hamptons. But their official wedding date is October 3, 2008.

Of course we've seen the hilarious wedding photos of an apparent drunken and disturbed Beth having to be escorted out of Le Cirque still in her wedding gown when normal brides change into a traveling outfit. But cheapskate Howard Stern had the wedding and reception all at one time in one place and they just skated out and Beth was poured into the waiting limo and went home to Howard's Manhattan man cave with Beth already living beneath his penthouse married bachelor's pad. 

Then the lovebrids just went back to the Hamptons because Beth already had her honeymoon in Hawaii circa 1999 in conjunction with her beach wedding and of course they already had a Hamptons beach wedding in the summer of 2008. Beth stated herself that the Le Cirque event was only to be a reception following her wedding in the Hamptons but it turned into a bigger affair where they were married again, this time it was a Jewish wedding for their media friends and some of the Sirius satellite radio staff were invited. They were married by a former Chippendale's stripper.

For prior blog entries about the wedding, see the Beth Fan Page blog entries dated 11-27-17, 3-8-20, 10-3-22 and 10-3-23, or the blog sidebar clicking on the "Pages" subheading, or use the search feature at the footer of this blog.

We never get tired of seeing Beth's Manhattan wedding photos

Interesting one-arm salute favored by Howard and Beth Stern

October 3 Wedding Anniversary

Beth digs up a photo from 2003 to post on her IG

Every Day is Springtime for Beth & Howard

Screenshot originally appeared on the 9-12-14 Beth Fan Page.
Rob Zombie did a faux trailer for Tarantino's "Grindhouse" featuring
his wife Sheri [who else ... but Beth would've been better].

#dawgshed #page #producers #dickshawn #melbrooks #genewilder

#anniversary #wedding #lecirque #hamptons #bianca #beach #robzombie

#ledzeppelin #grindhouse

Heaven's Gate 😇🪽 ♣️

The famous singer/songwriter Kris Kristofferson has crossed the abyss, sailed the River Styx, trekked across the rainbow bridge and entered Heaven's Gate. He entered the gate on September 28, 2024, although USA Today claimed he died on the 27th. 

We all remember Kris in the ill-fated horrible movie "Heaven's Gate" that is probably at the top of every movie critics' worst film list. But it's just like the movie "Rust" that's slated for release this year. The ill-fated production ended in tragedy with Alec Baldwin shooting his cinematographer through the upper chest/shoulder area and the bullet rocketed through her body into the director who was directly behind her watching the camera angles being set up and the rehearsals taking place. Alec almost killed two birds with one bullet. 

But it boded bad for Baldwin because now he can't even get arrested. His trial for involuntary manslaughter in New Mexico never resulted in any arrest or prosecution but was thrown out of court on a technicality and whether he can be tried again for the same offense is up in the clouds. 

Baldwin is ruined forever because of accidentally killing someone and now the long running TV show "Saturday Night Live" (SNL) can't even rehire him to do a parody of Donald Trump in their political skits. Only Alec could do The Don and really be funny, it wasn't just a mimic, or stale impersonation by those unfunny SNL hacks, it was a personality and characterization of Trump that only Baldwin could do. Oh well, c'est la vie.

Club 88

Kris is also the newest member of Club 88, a termed coined exclusively by the Beth Fan Page. Of course celebrities die all the time at the age of 88, but not as of 2024 when they die all in succession. It's like signaling, oh, he died at 88. Really? 

Of the celebrities dying in 2024, the ones that were widely known that died at 88 years old were Donald Sutherland (June), Don Buchwald (July), Alain Delon (August), Phil Donahue (August), James Darren (September), and Kris Kristofferson (September). It is odd that Stern's superagent Don Buchwald is in the mix here with Club 88 and only mentioned because of this famous blog and the obvious connection with Howard Stern and his staff, and the acquisition of Beth Ostrosky.

Who will be the next notable to join Club 88 before the end of the year? 

Is it for men only? This is a cliffhanger, for sure, for sure.

Interesting that in Gematria, Robert Redford equals 888, Diane Ladd
equals 88 and Alan Alda equals 88.

Time Travel Club?

On the September 3, 2024 Beth Fan Page blog entry was when this new Club 88 was first exclusively revealed by this blogger, it was surmised that it related to the movie "Back to the Future" and its time travel car the DeLorean. The car had to reach 88 MPH in order to travel through time via a wormhole in space. That speed was needed to safety pass through it before it closed and crushed the car or part of it as it passed through the time tunnel wormhole.

All Our Yesterdays

A planet's sun was going supernova, so the Star Trek crew arrived to
save the inhabitants only to find a Mr. Atoz, who pressured them into choosing
a time in the past to escape to using a time portal device. The ages of the world were
stored in a library of DVDs. Mr. Atoz thought the Star Trek crew
were inhabitants of the planet and needed to escape to a past time period.

Spock and McCoy inadvertently jump to a past Ice Age where a lone
sexy girl was the only humanoid inhabiting the planet. 

September 30, October 1 and October 2, 2024 

Sirius Stern Show Transcribed Excerpts

#dawgshed #howardstern #charli #chilicharli #nashville #siriuxm #bethostern

#ledstern #ledzeppelin #club88 #heavensgate #kriskristoferson