Saving Silverman

Sarah Silverman was a guest on the Howard Stern SiriusXM satellite radio show today with Howard being a remote interviewer trying to save the career of this aged-out buddy of his.

Howard and Sarah go way back. When Sarah was dating Jimmy Kimmel, they both attended the wedding of Howard and Beth at Le Cirque in Manhattan.

Silverman had a short stint as a writer on Saturday Night Live (SNL) and was canned because her ghostwriter actually wanted a screen credit and not just sit in a closet with a typewriter getting paid in sandwiches and beer. So that ended her stint on SNL. She's had a string of unfunny and gross specials and sitcoms and her cameo in the movie version of the Broadway musical "Rent" went unnoticed.

February 16, 2025, Sarah had nerve showing her simian face at the
SNL 50th anniversary special.

What Howard will never bring up is that Sarah is a friend of the Stern family, not just friends when she was dating Jimmy Kimmel. Sarah can hop on the Stern show whenever she wants because, why? Because she was/is personal friends of ---- drum roll ---- EMILY STERN, the eldest daughter and High Priestess and handler of her daddy Howard Stern. Sarah attended the opening night of Emily's big time musical "Earth Sucks" in Los Angeles, CA.

I have blogged about the Empress Emily in the past and if you plug in her name in the search bar at the footer of this blog, it should bring up those blog entries.

But Emily is the one who used to escort her Daddy Dearest to the Marshall Chess Club where everyone thought it was Beth, when it was just Emily with her dyed blonde hair phase trying to emulate Beth for some reason.

Emily was there when Howard ended his career in terrestrial radio and literally walked to the publicity event at the Hard Rock Cafe when he was transitioning to Sirius satellite radio, Emily was with daddy in the crowd along with Howard's parents and Beth of course, and the rest of the Stern staff. It was a whole media event.

Screenshot is from the Beth Fan Page blog entry dated 3-16-18.

Emily was always there to escort Daddy Dearest to museums in New York, you know, that degenerate Howard just loves the masterpieces in art museums - cough, cough - but Emily is always there as his backup cover story with Beth rarely seen with Howard in public unless it is some red carpet event or some other media event with paparazzi there to take their picture for the professional media sites where the photos can be reproduced online or printed in tabloids. Otherwise, unless paparazzi are present, Howard and Beth are rarely together.

Howard's Misplaced Grief

On today's Stern show, he is still carrying on the bit about his cat Walter dying and he can't sleep at night and is crying all the time when closeted insiders are spouting that it's really bringing up the pent up and hidden feelings Howard has stored up inside over losing his longest and most enduring relationship with his lifetime partner Ralph Cirella who died in December 2023.

It's no secret that Ralph Cirella doubled for Howard when Howard thought he was being chased by Federal agents disguised as fans, ha, I mean, they were really just crazed fans, but Ralph even admitted that for Stern's wedding day at Le Cirque, Ralph dressed exactly like Howard so that any wandering paparazzi would chase him so Howard and Beth would be free to leave later in their limo to the restaurant/bar where the wedding was being held. Although of course Beth phoned everyone so there were photogs there when guests were arriving and they snapped photos of Beth and Howard.

Frequently, Ralph would duplicate Howard's particular look 

and style, like in these photos:

Here's Today's Exclusive Stern Show Transcribed Excerpts

#dawgshed #ralphcirella #sarahsilverman #betho #walter

#donbuchwald #becomingledzeppelin

You Only Die Twice 😮😿

Today, Howard Stern mentioned on his SiriusXM satellite radio show that Walter the cat is at death's door and Beth will decide when to push him through it. 

But normally all of their cat deaths are timed with some event in the Sterns' dull lives so they can put on a brave face or just to get some free press mileage out of the pet death like when Beth was selling her cat calendars and needed sympathy purchases when she inferred Walter had died back in 2022.

As already exclusively blogged about, the NSAL Beth Gala will be held on June 12, and apparently Beth needs to conjure up some drama so the event will be all about how brave she is for attending because of her cat dying, although he's apparently not dead yet so we'll see if he lasts through June or if Howard will wait until Beth's birthday in July and do a Walter painting as a gift like when Grogu died and Howard had done a painting of Grogu for her birthday in July 2022 with the Grogu death announcement happening in August 2022.

Premature Burial of Walter the Cat

April 2022

On April 2, 2022, Beth staged a fake-out premature burial of Walter the cat during Beth’s calendar promotion. Beth inferred Walter had died and posted a sad photo of her and Howard on her Instagram show and on her NSAL blog. It turned out the death did not happen. Howard must have reminded Beth that they needed a publicity stunt to garner sympathy sales and should wait until her stale calendar for NSAL was ready for pre-order before announcing any pet deaths.

We don't know if My League magazine published more than
two issues and both were the same photo of Beth with Walter the
cat just changing the color of Beth's top as if no one would notice
it's the same airbrushed photo.

But one of their cats did die to coincide with Beth's 2022 calendar pre-order sales. As mentioned, Grogu the cat died in August 2022 timed with her calendar pre-order sales and her NSAL Beth Blog she writes each month. So Grogu was the cat sacrificed to get sympathy sales to her stale calendar.

On Beth’s 8-11-2022 NSAL blog entry, she stated that Grogu died on the way to the vet’s office, assuming it was heart failure. Grieving Grifter Beth hoped to get more NSAL 2023 calendar pre-order sales as sympathy purchases because when all else fails, any animal in Beth’s world will be sacrificed for sales. -- BFP 7-15-23

The Beth Fan Page will update it's official Beth Stern Pet Death Tally once we get the final outcome of Walter the cat. The latest tally is on the 7-15-23 Beth Fan Page blog entry.

Here's Today's Exclusive Transcribed Stern Show Excerpts

#dawgshed #howardstern #becomingledzeppelin #walter

#walterthecat #bethostern #nsal #bethgala #logan #logansrun

#carousel #sanctuary #loganscatrun #cat #catrun #pet

Felines, Face Fillers, and Hair Flips 😮😼🐱🎸

I see we have to update our bloated Botox Beth series where she hides her new Botox bump-ups from her IG audience by using cats and hats to hide that huge initial swelling when she gets new Botox and fillers injected into that bizarre facelift of hers.

I don't know why she goes nuts spending hundreds of thousands of dollars keeping up appearances when she's been snubbed by every society event in New York City, the Hamptons, and Palm Beach, Florida, and all she has is that annual stale Beth Gala that was moved from the fall to the spring as of last year, and this year it's again held in the spring on June 12, 2025. [See Beth Fan Page blog entry dated March 17, 2025 for the exclusive report on the North Shore Animal League's Beth Gala.]

Bloated Botox Bump-Up Update

It's time to update the bloated Beth series because you can normally tell when she's had fresh fillers injected into that weird facelift when she holds cats in front of her face to hide the initial swelling. Beth is prepping for the upcoming Beth Gala in June, so she needs to start those fillers now and have her doctor make a few housecalls to her Florida Feline Tax Shelter & Basement Cosmetic Surgery Center & Spa.

Great American Nightmares

You can see why these aged out specimens spend millions on their faces because as their facelifts deflate and sag, it becomes a fright show. Then they have to hide behind airbrushed publicity photos and IG filters because they are beyond fooling their fans they've never had a facelift and rely on useless creams and hair products from China where they slap their own labels on them claiming some sort of public service by producing useless beauty products to sell to disenchanted aging housewives.

Up Front and Personal

While Howard Stern was doing his stale satellite radio show today, the superstar savior of SiriusXM satellite radio Andy Cohen was at the NBCUniversal Upfront 2025 - oh, right, Howard's not on TELEVISION, is he??? HAHAHAHAHAHA. Gee, Howard, I thought you keep saying that the Sirius app is television.

May 12, 2025, Andy Cohen at the NBCUniversal Upfront
2025 at Radio City Music Hall.

In the television industry, an upfront is a gathering at the start of important advertising sales periods, held by television network executives and attended by major advertisers and the media. It is so named because of its main purpose, to allow marketers to buy television commercial airtime "up front", or several months before the television season begins. -- Wikipedia

So WHERE is "The Howard Stern Interview" show?? As blogged about exclusively numerous times, Howard reinstituted his old E! Channel cable talk show called The Howard Stern Interview where he was the solo act, no sidekick, no staff on camera with him, no Robin Quivers, and he now does that on his stale SiriusXM satellite radio show. 

Twin Husband Not Canned in Cannes

The famous supermodel celebrity globetrotter Heidi Klum flies to Cannes to attend the famous Cannes Film Festival and events surrounding it every year as she was spotted with her twin husband on the heels of the famous Beth Fan Page exposing the fact Heidi flew solo to the Met Gala and the two afterparties she attended where she was photographed with other men.

Heidi's age is catching up to her as did her twin husband Tom Kaulitz
as they are spotted in Cannes on May 12, 2025. Tom is trying to keep
up appearances that there isn't trouble in Heidi's hideaway from marriage.

Here's Today's Exclusive Transcribed Stern Show Excerpts

#dawgshed #howardstern #siriusxm #countingcrows #crows #ledzeppelin

#sirius #andycohen #bethostern #botox #christiebrinkley #brooke

#boatloadsofbotox #fillers #florida #becomingledzeppelin