Sterns Flounder in Florida 😎🏖️🩴

Since Howard Stern first purchased his Florida empty fortress, he never moved in, never had it professionally decorated or furnished [just a bunch of junky furniture is scattered around] and only his wife Beth Stern lived there as the timeshare house manager and foster feline flyer where she transports cats back and forth to shelters and hijacks the adoption process to count them towards a work product for her foundations. But Howard would only visit the Florida flophouse and skate back to New York.

Well, as exclusively reported on this famous blog, Howard no longer lives in New York and has moved to Florida to hide out yet that causes a problem because the O Family wants to crowd in for their regular vacations, like to watch the Super Bowl at the Florida flophouse if Howard can't score them freebie Sirius corporate tix or during the Easter and spring breaks. But now it's different since Howard has taken up residence in the basement having already escaped from New York. [Ref: BFP blog entries dated 1-31-25, 3-11-25, 3-13-25, 3-17-25, 3-26-25, 3-29-25 and 4-23-25 for the escape from NY backstory.]

Stern's in a Pickle

On Tuesday's satellite radio show [April 29], Howard brought up pickled eggs that have a red beet color, which Howard mysteriously explains on the air to imply or infer he celebrated Easter with the O Family since that is a dish commonly served for Easter brunch. 

"In Germany, pickled eggs were commonly made and eaten. German emigrants took this practice with them when they moved to the New World. During Lent, many Christian denominations forbade the consumption of eggs. However, hens would continue to lay eggs, and pickling provided a practical way to preserve them until Easter. ... German-speaking Anabaptist refugees, who are by now commonly called the Amish, brought their particular variation of the pickled egg to Pennsylvania. The so-called Pennsylvania Dutch created the pickled beet egg, where beets were added to the recipe turning the eggs into a pinkish color. "

== Wikipedia

Howard likes to emphasize how Beth's side of the family are a bunch of Germans with Beth saying they are also Polish, but it's common knowledge Beth is from Pittburgh so Howard has to insert his pickled eggs story into his show - as if that family were anywhere near him during Easter, which he doesn't celebrate anyway and could care less. But him moving to Florida puts him in a pickle because he doesn't know how to skew his stories anymore for his stale satellite radio show. The selfie proclaimed most honest man is a giant faker.

Specifically, Howard is now in a pickle with egg on his face because there is a problem with Howard living in Florida with that O Family nearby and him trying to juggle avoiding them while pretending he lives with Beth full-time, plus, having to pretend he is still broadcasting his show from either the Hamptons or at the Sirius studios in New York or Miami. It's a big mess he's created with his deception to cover his tracks of his real location. 

Beth's parents live in Florida, but her brothers and their wives and kids live elsewhere and normally converge on the Florida house for their vacations. So Howard has to find an escape route when the O Family circle their wagons around the Florida house with their moonshine stuffed in suitcases.

Howard will frequently botch up his location during his radio show because he's either pre-recording content at the SiriusXM studio in Miami or pretending to be in his home in Florida with sublevels to that basement cosmetic surgery center and spa that Beth never strays too far away from because her bloated facelift starts to sag.

The Empress Has No Clothes

[in Florida]

As recently blogged about, Beth keeps posting photos on her IG that are years old from prior O Family visits, nothing is current and she even had the nerve to post a photo of her wearing the same dress on the same day one year apart, passing it off as current [ref: BFP 4-23-25].

So either Beth has no clothes to wear at her Florida feline tax shelter or she is just reposting a bunch of photos from old photoshoots passing them off as current.

There is zero evidence that since Howard moved to that giant Florida empty fortress that is slowly being filled with stuff transported from his New York and Hamptons residences, that there is any room for the O Family to crowd in anymore so we get no current photos, just Beth posting reruns.

Here's this week's exclusive Stern show excerpts:

#dawgshed #ledzeppelin #becomingledzeppelin #bethostern

#florida #newyork #siriusxm #miami #andycohen #andy #radioandy

#floralago #reptileranch #subpoenastern #sternisonlockdown

Papal Passover to Club 88 ⛪📿✝️ ♣️

Club 88 just welcomed its most prestigous new member with the passing of Pope Francis on April 21, 2025, at the age of 88 making him a member of Club 88 where a succession of notables died at the age of 88 beginning last year but with the passing of a Pope, it trumps all other members that now have a new leader of the postmortem pack.

For the Club 88 backstory originated by the Beth Fan Page, see the blog entries dated 9-3-24, 10-2-24, 11-20-24, 11-21-24, 1-31-25 and 3-1-25.

Met Gala Monday May 5th

As blogged about on April 21, 2025, the annual Met Gala is held the first Monday in May, and it seems to be a foreboding of things to come. 

They did a Vatican themed extravaganza for the Met Gala in 2018, "Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination,” with guests like Rihanna, Zendaya, and more took the theme to the next level, ensuring them a golden spot in heaven.

This year, the theme is black fashion style, "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style" (on view from May 10th to October 26th), with the gala on Monday, May 5th. The event is co-hosted by Colman Domingo, Lewis Hamilton, A$AP Rocky, Pharrell Williams, and of course the Editor is Chief of Vogue magazine Anna Wintour for the 2025 Met Gala, with LeBron James serving as an honorary chair.

Will we have a black Pope elected this time around in conjunction with the black themed Met Gala? Cardinal Peter Turkson of Ghana [who is black] hopes to reign supreme at the Vatican but we have to wait and watch what happens because he should compaign at the Met Gala on the 5th of May if he wants celebrity support. 

Scholars researching the early Church have cited evidence that some first millennium popes were born in North Africa or were of African descent, though details are scant. The Church's records state that there were potentially three Black popes in Catholic history: Pope Victor I, who headed the church from 189-199, Pope Miltiades (311-314), and Pope Gelasius I, who was pope from 492-496.

We'll see if Wintour's theme can translate to a black Pope and then Oprah Winfrey can glom onto him like she did with Obama, almost pushing Michelle into the Hudson river so Oprah could be the First Lady. I can see Oprah racing to become a Popess in waiting glomming onto that infamy in the history books with the first verified black Pope, with her shooting up Ozempic like there's no tomorrow to fit into her robes and fish hat and post a million photos on IG though those phony photo filters.

Will blackface Howard horn in on Papacy fashion? 

Maybe Howard can combine the Vatican fashion from the 2018 Met Gala with the potential for a black pope elected this time around and it will get the Sterns into the Met Gala on Monday, May 5th. Howard does keep trying any gimmick he can because he has no cash or clout to score a ticket for he and Beth to attend the most famous event of the year even though Beth is a famous rarely vertical Florida couch model.

Beth Posts Photos from 2024 Pretending They're Current

As blogged about for several years, it's common knowledge that phony Beth posts a bunch of photos from old photoshoots and doles them out for years to come to make herself appear busy and popular when she's not. She does this especially now since she is in the process of moving everything from the Hamptons and her old New York apartment to Florida, so she has nothing current to post unless it's just those random cats and rabbits that no one can track and they are shuffled around to various foster homes.

It is unclear whether the O Family ever visited the Sterns this year even though Howard claimed they did, since they visit several times during the year when Beth's nieces and nephews are on a school break. But since Howard has moved permanently to Florida, he is not sitting there with the irritating O Clan. When he still owned his Manhattan apartment, he would hide out there when they were in residence at Flor-a-Lago, the timeshare feline tax shelter and selfie spa. So again, we have zero proof that the O Family visited the Sterns this year due to Howard being in residence.

Then Beth had the nerve to post an old photo of John Stamos from LAST YEAR when he did a promo ad for Buzzfeed online in an article dated July 31, 2024 with photos subsequently uploaded on IG in August 2024.

John was never at Beth's house, he was at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) filming a promo ad for the 80th anniversary of NSAL. Beth evidently tried to get her rabbit in the promo ad but they were only featuring adoptable dogs with John.

Then Beth posted an outtake from the photoshoot with John Stamos wearing white pants that he snagged and changed into navy ones. Beth has no one at her Florida house since Howard is in residence. He only just moved there as of late 2024 since selling his Manhattan apartments as already blogged about [BFP 1-31-25, 3-11-25, 3-13-25, 3-17-25, 3-26-25 and 3-29-25].

Here's the April 22 & 23, 2025, Exclusive Stern Show Transcribed Excerpts

#dawgshed #becomingledzeppelin #nsal #johnstamos #phonybeth

#bethhasnovisitors #floralago #florida #howardstern #newyork

#siriusxm #hamptons #buzzfeed

Spa Day 🛀🏼🩱🧼

You'd think Beth Ostrosky Stern would be front and center at the Spa Awards held in Germany since she is a famous Basement Cosmetic Surgery & Renovated Spa model as well as a famous model in Germany, with the Beth Fan Page being the sole source of the exclusive bombshell when Beth's big European modeling photos were found in German catalogs like Bader and Klingel as reported on the 12-1-23 and 12-11-23 Beth Fan Page blog entries.

Nope, the globally unknown stock photo model somehow can't score any freebie tickets to any of the New York hot spots let alone global events where all the rich and famous people hang out to be seen and unseen trekking through the exotic locales of foreign lands.

Glamour boy Damian Hurley and his mother were at the 28th Spa Awards held at Steigenberger Icon Grand Hotel & Spa Petersberg on April 12, 2025 and the spa jockey Beth O was not there when she frequently poses around her Florida flophouse doing her spa day photos with her two-second poolside poses to avoid being attacked by all the reptiles roaming around that ranch Howard purchased with his money from being a judge on "America's Got Talent" which is quickly being drained out of his accounts and pooling in the basement.

The Spa Awards are Germany’s largest beauty and wellness awards. They are presented annually in specific categories, with candidates from 37 countries around the world. At the event, Damian & Elizabeth stole the show with their stunning outfits.

Spa Day for the Hurley power couple at the 28th
Spa Awards ceremony in Germany on 4-12-25.

Howard Might Qualify for the Met Gala in May

As blogged about each year, Howard and Beth Stern have no cash or clout to score tickets to attend the most pretigious fashion event of the year, and that is the Metropolitan Museum of Art's annual million dollar fundraiser that is held the first Monday in May. But this year might be different.

Beth always has a Met Gala Meltdown because there are no plus-ones for the Met Gala. Each person must be on the approved list to attend and obviously, SiriusXM is not paying for a corporate table so the Sterns can horn in for free.

For the past blog entries about this, plug in the 'Met Gala' in the search bar at the footer of this blog to bring up the backstory about this and how Beth has a selfie meltdown for being snubbed every year. I mean, one wonders why the famous Vogue Editor in Chief Anna Wintour has never heard of the famous stock photo model Beth O, and is not personal friends with the pudgy model with botched breast implants and lazy left eye from Pittsburgh. I mean, the famous model Brooke Shields just has to phone Anna's bat cave where she hangs upside down from dawn to dusk and score herself a ticket at a table at the Met Gala.

"The 2025 Met Gala theme is “Superfine: Tailoring Black Style,” which is said to be an expression of Black dandyism.

The show is inspired by the work of Monica Miller, a professor and chair of Africana Studies at Barnard College, and her book Slaves to Fashion: Black Dandyism and the Styling of Black Diasporic Identity. 

The exhibit, which will be curated by Miller and the Met Costume Institute’s Andrew Bolton, will explore “the importance of clothing and style to the formation of Black identities in the Atlantic diaspora.

The show will be organized into 12 characteristics of Black dandy, an approach inspired by a 1934 Zora Neale Hurston essay called “The Characteristics of Negro Expression.” It will begin with “Ownership,” a look at an enslaved person’s belongings from Maryland in the 19th century, and go through time, finding its way to contemporary pieces designed by the likes of Pharrell Williams and the late Virgil Abloh."

-- TheCut.com

Ralph Cirella Won't be Subpoenaed Unless ...

As reported by celebrity gossiper Janet Charlton, P Diddy's lawyers are going to issue subpoenas to a plethora of people in the entertainment industry to support his claims that he is innocent of the charges against him dealing with various alleged illegal activities.

As exclusively reported on the famous Beth Fan Page, it appeared that Ralph Cirella could've been an eyewitness to an alleged illegal event at the 2000 MTV VMA awards afterparty where there were witnesses to that alleged illegal activity and P Diddy needs certain celebs and other eyewitnesses to come foward to clear his name, including his then-girlfriend J Lo who was also at that afterparty.

Conveniently, Ralph Cirella died unexpectedly and without warning when Howard Stern stated on his SiriusXM satellite radio show that Ralph never woke up from anesthesia, that his heart gave out on the operating table at a time and place never disclosed by Howard Stern leaving enquiring minds wanting to know if Ralph is really dead or just dead to Howard.

One wonders about the timing of this untimely event. Ralph died in December 2023 and P Diddy's homes were raided by federal authorities in March 2024, the 2000 MTV VMA afterparty photos emerged in October 2024.

Ralph himself confirmed he was at that 2000 MTV VMA afterparty and said he snuck in with Ben Stiller's people - so one wonders if those people will be subpoenaed by P Diddy since the music mogul is accused of allegedly assaulting a teen at that afterparty with witnesses to that alleged activity.

For the Ralph and P Diddy party backstory, reference the 3-29-25, 3-31-25 and 4-3-25 Beth Fan Page bombshell blog entries.

"Sean Diddy Combs is gearing up for his upcoming trial and as part of the preparations he’s compiling a list of celebrity witnesses he plans on calling to the witness stand!  According to our source, Diddy’s defense strategy is to show that although his sexual parties were appropriately called freak offs, all of the behavior was consensual.  Now here’s where it gets tricky.  Diddy realizes most if not all of his A-list pals who participated in the orgies don’t want to be connected to any of this, so he’s instructed his attorneys to start preparing subpoenas to FORCE them to testify.  The source adds that the trial could easily torpedo numerous careers if the celebrities on this witness list take the stand and spill the intimate and KINKY details."

-- JanetCharltonsHollywood.com

 

Here's today's Stern Show Exclusive Transcribed Excerpts

#dawgshed #howardstern #metgala #metgala2025 #may

#monday #annawintour #bethostern #janetcharlton #subpoena

#sternhasasignaturestandin #newyork #siriusxm