Death Proof ☠️⚰️⚱️

On Howard Stern's Sirius satellite talk radio show this week, he mentioned people in his world are now dying off and he can't bear to lose another person yet he avoided the topic of how death proof his own stale satellte radio show is.

Howard lost his beloved toadying constant companion Ralph Cirella in 2023 and his beloved superagent Don Buchwald in 2024 who could badger and stalk TV producers like no one's business. He was behind the telephone terrorism when David Letterman was thinking about switching networks, and Don Buchwald started badgering the network to let Stern fill that vacating void with the network executives having to fake their own suicides to be free of the Buchwald/Stern tag team of terror but fortunately, Letterman stayed and they were free from Stern.

The Tag Team of Terror have been press-releasing these bullshit articles for over 20 years until Buchwald finally went off into infinity and stopped badgering producers into giving Stern a job on late night TV. Yeah, nowadays it's called 'bullying'.

Screenshot is from the 5-10-15 Beth Fan Page.

Howard already hired a super PR Team to re-imagine

his lowlife image transforming him into a seriously Sirius talk radio show

host, paying politicians to show up to be interviewed by

the King of All B.S.

It does seem like Howard's circle of vetted pets is getting smaller, but thank gooodness his wife Beth O got a vet check and she's doing fine other than suffering from deflated botched breast implants and she has to wear huge padded bras to pretend she still has those things imbedded in her chest. And of course we remember Howard almost lost his toadying sidekick human laugh track Robin Quivers when she was diagnosed with cancer and nearly died from a vegan chocolate mousse bomb stuck in her colon that doctors had to remove and detonate in a bomb shelter.

Here's the November 11, 12 and 13, 2024 Transcribed Stern Show Excerpts

#dawgshed #howardstern #jimmypage #stairwaytoheaven #bethostern

#cocoandfriends #calendar #calendar2025 #2025 #deathproof #lesleedart

#42west

Celebration Day

We will soon be closing out 2024 and heading into a new year of celebration because we will have a lot to celebrate in 2025. 

As previously reported on this famous blog, the previously titled "Becoming Led Zeppelin" that was released in 2021 at the Venice Film Festival and the Telluride Film Festival, will be renamed "Introducing Led Zeppelin" when it is released in theaters. [See BFP 10-18-24.]

However, recent publicity for the movie, [with a trailer supposedly already shown in theaters], has the original name of "Becoming Led Zeppelin" not "Introducing Led Zeppelin". So this is a point of controversy that may require indepth investigation and  immediate mediation. 

The film was not released in theaters yet due to Jimmy Page wanting to add more rare, unseen video footage and interviews with the band members. Also, the film was not yet completely finished when it was released in 2021 at the film festivals and some of the sound editing had to be fixed. 

Now, audiences can finally enjoy Led Zeppelin on the big screen once and for all time. It will truly be an amazing event and re-introduce the world's greatest rock band that has ever existed and will never come again in any lifetime. So enjoy it now while you can and expect hordes of new and old fans to flood theaters waiting in line around the block for tickets.

Genius Jimmy Page amazingly manifested his dream of his own ultimate rock band that brought together the four powerhouse musical artists of amazing skill and talent, Page, Jones, and Bonham, with the Golden God Robert Plant saved from obscurity and lost in time when he was actually being protected and hidden by The Fates waiting for the right moment when lightning would strike to summon their power to unite Svengali Page with his musical muse Robert Plant. All four men in the band were each unique masters of their craft. Do not miss this opportunity to see them on the silver screen.

Bezos Bails on Stern Home

As Howard talked about on his SiriusXM satellite radio show, Beth entertained the famously rich Jeff Bezos at their home in Florida for some other reason, yet Howard claimed if Bezos wanted to buy the place, that he needed to add a few more zeros to the offer. [See BFP 4-22-24, 4-23-24, 4-30-24, 5-13-24, 6-3-24, and 6-4-24.]

But Bezos bailed and bought another Florida home that is on a private island and not in a residential area like where the common rich folk live like Howard and Beth. Howard's place is hardly an exclusive or private area and their home is overrun with giant reptiles where Beth can't even enjoy her porch fashion shows anymore or her cement slab photoshoots modeling weird swimsuits without being attacked by those little Godzillas that have taken over their property.

Below is the mansion Bezos ended up buying in Miami, Florida.  He paid $237 million which is less than Page Six said was rumored Bezos paid for Howard's house which was $300 million. The purchase of the Stern mansion was fake, and Howard did talk about it on his satellite radio show because obviously, he planted that article to try to attract buyers. Like, look, guys, Bezos wants it so let's start a bidding war when none of that happened. Howard confirmed that Bezos did visit his Florida home but that was about it as Bezos bailed and bought another mansion in Florida.

 

Bezos' house is on Indian Creek Island and Wikipedia says it's a gated village with a man-made barrier island.  It has 41 residential home sites along with the Indian Creek Country Club.  So it is much more private than Howard's house which doesn't have much privacy other than a bunch of bushes and a big gate out front.

Presidential Update

With the recent win of "The Don" of a second nonsequential term in office as President, it will bring about major shifts in power and now Howard Stern is stumped over what to do next since he thought the Dems would continue ruling the nation.

Donald Trump snubbed Stern when he was campaigning for re-election while Kamala Harris consented to an interview with Howard not realizing he is irrelevant and is not an influencer on any level other than trying to level out that sinking sandpit Hamptons house of his that's been on the market since about 2020 and now he can't even unload that Florida Empty Shellhouse to Bezos or anyone else. [See BFP 9-19-24 about Trump's comments about Howard.]

Insiders inside the Sterns' Florida Fortress alledge that Bezos said the house was haunted when he stayed for a weekend and the Sterns hoped the billionaire would take the bait and buy the house. But the house is not haunted, it's just that Beth loses track of all those cats she hoards for photoshoots and they get loose and you hear cats meowing in the walls and wonder what the heck is going on. But, Beth tracks them down and throws them in cages and she has them carted off to foster homes via the local vet she pesters all the time.

The Apprentice

Interesting how the publicity posters for the movie about Donald Trump called "The Apprentice" (2024) are similar in style to the posters that were used to promote Howard Stern's SiriusXM "History of Howard Stern" series and his movie "Private Parts" (1997) which makes one wonder who provided some of the ideas for this unauthorized biopic about The Don. One wonders who would be sitting behind the chair of Howard while he is holding a weirdly shaped crown? Who shaped the image of Howard Stern? Don Buchwald? Les Wexner? Martin/Martine Rothblatt? Mel Karmazin?

#dawgshed #howardstern #jeffbezos #theapprentice #donaldtrump #potus

#roycohn #cohn #cohen #cone #privateparts #siriusxm #bethostern #florida

#reptiles #miami #palmbeach

Cocomelon Calendar Controversy 😼🐈🐈‍⬛

As blogged about on October 30, 2024, the Sterns are doing another cash grab pet calendar for 2025 and Beth advertised it on her Instagram show on November 2, 2024, because it is ready now for pre-order and you can purchase it from where? The charity she shills for or her own selfie foundation? 

You guessed it, it's for her own foundation Beth's Furry Friends since the calendar Beth did for the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) tanked big time and the Sterns couldn't get the minimum donation price set by NSAL at 30 bucks because no one was ordering a calendar of 12 photos of Beth. So NSAL then publicized that it was 'free' with a minimum donation of 15 bucks so I doubt the Sterns saw any of that money unless it was a few pennies per calendar.

But here is the controversy. This is a quote from the October 30, 2024 Beth Fan Page blog entry - emphasis added:

"I hope Howard's staff and the celebrities he badgers with his email spamming enjoy their Christmas gift of a Beth calendar featuring photos of Beth along with their cat Cocomelon with other cats. Apparently, Beth had to drop that plagiarized name and just call the calendar 'Coco & Friends' to save Howard from the hassle of another legal battle like when they published the Yoda the cat children's books when they dodged a lawsuit bullet since they didn't use the image of the Star Wars character."

But if the Sterns could use Yoda and their other cat Grogu [both now deceased] why not use the name Cocomelon? The Sterns always use popular names so they can get Google hits for the products they are selling, and there were two Yoda the cat books yet now, Beth can't use the full name Cocomelon, but has to shorten it to Coco. Interesting.

When Beth posted the Coco & Friends calendar cover on her Instagram show, she had the cat's full name of Cocomelon printed under the title, along with a psychological typo, typing the word 'proceeds' as 'procedes'. WHY? Because the Beth Fan Page has blogged about that several times, this is a gimmick these charities and foundations use. All proceeds go to the charity and people assume it goes directly to helping animals, or whatever the charity is, when it goes to executive salaries and they basically spend it on whatever the hell they want. So Beth did her Freudian slip typo because the word 'procede' was used out of context because she knows there are no proceeds. All the money goes back into her bank account and she can claim all the money was spent recouping the cost to produce it in the first place.

This is a quote from the October 30, 2024, Beth Fan Page blog entry about 'proceeds' - emphasis added:

"Of course her hubby Howard Stern has to self-publish it like with their other calendars in prior years and he hopes to get at least 30 bucks out of the people who will fall for the gimmick that 'all proceeds' go to Beth's foundation to help Beth house more cats that she either lets loose or they escape like Callie the Calico or Buddy the Cat, or she houses them for photoshoots before dumping them back at the North Shore Animal League when in reality there are no proceeds. Proceeds are after expenses and Beth can claim all the money went back into her Birkin bag to pay for all their expenses producing the calendar in the first place."

Beth is competing with her own charity she shills for. Both calendars 

are 25 bucks for 2025 yet neither gives the size of the calendar.

Apparently this blogger was correct in that Beth cannot use the name Cocomelon for commercial use without permission. Cocomelon is a popular kids' show. We see below that Beth had to truncate Cocomelon, and corrected a typo on the cover.

Cocomelon (/koʊkoʊmɛlən/, stylized as CoComelon) is a children's YouTube channel operated by Candle Media-owned Moonbug Entertainment. The channel specializes in 3D animation videos of traditional nursery rhymes and original children's songs.

Here's the November 4, 5, and 6, 2024 Stale 

Stern Sirius Satellite Radio Show 

Transcribed Excerpts

#dawgshed #howardstern #kamala #kamalaharrislost #donaldtrump

#election2024 #president #trump #coco #cocomelon #melonheadbeth

#bethostern #bethostrosky #siriusxm #satelliteradio