NYP Responds to the BFP 📰📰

The December 14, 2024 Beth Fan Page blog entry sent shock waves throughout the major media outlets when it questioned the appearance of Timothée Chalamet on the red carpet promoting his new movie "A Complete Unknown", which is about a period in the life of Bob Dylan that nobody cares about. 

And no, it is not just due to Chalamet channeling the plain fugly Bob Dylan from years ago because he has looked horrible at recent promo events in addition to looking like a dweeb for his upcoming movie about a ping-pong champ that nobody's heard of and hardly wants to know about because it's useless knowledge that will just crowd out something in your brain that you needed to keep.

New York Post Posting About Chalamet

In an article dated December 16, 2024, two days after the Beth Fan Page blog entry dated December 14, 2024 that talked about Chalamet and his awful appearance on a red carpet with the awful clothes and hair, which prompted a direct response from the NY Post with an explanation even though the New York Times scooped the New York Post and posted about it on December 13. But onlookers were confused by the appearance of Chalamet with the horrible hobo clothes and weird blonde hair and horrible knit hat.

Chalamet's Faustian contract was apparently burned up and he stopped with
the hand signals [photo, lower left], and his looks have expired as one
wonders who will pick up his contract that will get him that Oscar he craves.

Howard Gets His Couch Back

Just as he Leaves for the Year

Yes, we knew it. The Beth Fan Page said that Howard Stern was badgering Boss Witz to restore his couch inside his SiriusXM studio and he got his way. Witz had thrown it in the garbage hoping Stern would stay home, but Howard won't be ignored and pushed aside and demanded a guest couch and he got it back. It had been gone for several months and Howard had to crowd in chairs to pose with his guests, like Bruce Springsteen and Cher, but now the couch was back for his guest Oz Pearlman. [Ref: Beth Fan Page dated 11-22-24 for the full couch report.]

Howard's Stale Staff Xmas Party

Tonight was the Stern staff Christmas party and final farewell until next year as the staff have to continue to work for Sirius to keep the Stern show reruns running until Howard returns to the air.

 Apparently, Beth wore this 'wicked' black and white fright dress to the party

but she needed ruby slippers to match. Yes, she messed up with this getup.

Howard only did two shows this week closing out 2024 as we can't wait for what 2025 will bring. 

So, here are the December 16 & 17, 2024 final Stern shows of the year.

#dawgshed #robertplant #becomingledzeppelin #jimmypage #curlysue #curly

#secretword #oz #ozfest #ozziewasonlypartiallyright #ozpearlman #bethostern

#christmas #staffparty #siriusxm #couch #couchrehab

Drone On 👽🛸🛰️

Howard Stern is familiar with drones since he is one. 

His stale SiriusXM satellite that flies around in outer space, is where he drones on and on producing a lot of nothing and he crows because he got one President and VP on his show to interview that have been ousted from office. So, the drone Howard Stern just crashed.

Now there is drone spotting all over the US and Howard is worried it will interfere with his little satellite floating around hoping it won't get lost in the drone shuffle.

The Beth Fan Page is getting inundated with an email asking what is going on with the drone invasion what with this blogger the only one exclusively reporting on the major Covid Invasion of 2020, that there was an alien invasion and since then others have copied that, including Howard and his sidekick Robin Quivers inferring Covid was an entity. Yes, for those who are not regular readers of this famous blog, you can look up the dozens of prior blog entries all about that by either doing a search in the search bar at the footer of this blog, or check out 'Stuff You Missed' section on the blog sidebar since those blog entries are too numerous and would be too repetitive to mention here and now.

J Lo used Covid backup dancers only after the undue
influence of the Beth Fan Page talking up the Covid invasion.
[Ref: BFP 5-5-21]

Plus, the Beth Fan Page received an award for being the first business to employ a Covid as a receptionist to handle the phone lines and another Covid courier who is also a contributing writer, to improve intergalactic relations and make peace with the Covids and learn to live with them [see the blog sidebar for the full story].

So, what is going on here? Is it another Covid Invasion? Well, my two Covid employees have flown back to Mars for the holiday break but I have sent a signal to the Martian Beth Fan Page to maintain a professional level of communication and see what they're working on right now. They do regularly get a feed from the Howard Stern stale satellite that transmits his talk show and they are Beth Fans and monitor her public activities.

Beth Fan Page Reminds Beth of the Rescue Bowl

On December 12, 2024, Beth suddenly posted a heavily airbrushed photo of herself taping the Great American Rescue Bowl after this blogger reminded her that she should be taping that show very soon as revealed exclusively on the December 7, 2024 Beth Fan Page blog entry. 

This blogger wondered what color giant sweater or jacket she would wear, because for Rescue Bowls I and II, she wore red and pink and this time it is a leopard print weird looking bed jacket with what looks like industrial strength jeans but she cropped the photo to hide her ever thickening chunky body. 

Of course this was apparently only the promo ad so we will see what she wears for the actual hosting job she does for the broadcast, normally, all these are just filmed at the North Shore Animal League that co-sponsors the Rescue Bowl with the Great American Family network as already blogged about several times as regular readers of this blog already know.

NOTICE in this photo that Beth is staring upwards at the ceiling, where the camera angle is to make her wide chunky body appear slender. It's a goofy camera angle that Beth employs herself when taking her closet selfies at her various empty shell houses where the selfie camera is held upwards towards the ceiling.

Beth Fans already knew about the taping of Beth's
Rescue Bowl on December 7.

The End of Chalamet GPS Updates?

A long-running semi-regular segment on the Beth Fan Page called 'Chalamet GPS' was designed to keep up with Timothée Chalamet and all his awesome red carpet appearances wearing designer clothing and looking like a top model with his perfect features and naturally wavy curly hair.  But now, his looks have tanked and he no longer wears any amazing designer clothing.

The transition to a commoner first happened when he was filming his movie about Bob Dylan called, "A Complete Unknown" as it is unknown what happened to Chalamet's looks. For the film, he wore a fake nose and his hair looked frizzy. Now, with his new movie about a Ping-Pong champ, he has completely expired, as one wonders who destroyed that painting in the attic and thus severing his Faustian deal.

Chalamet used to be gorgeous at Red Carpet events as

tracked by the Beth Fan Page GPS

Chalamet has officially expired and the Beth Fan Page

hopes someone pays his contract and restores his perfect features

and fashion sense.

Chalamet wears a fake nose for his movie about Dylan to make
himself ugly as he hopes it will garner him an Academy Award.

12-13-24, I don't know what I'm looking at. He is A COMPLETE UNKNOWN.

12-13-24, all his fashion sense is gone as well as his looks.

12-10-24, Chalamet is in character for his next film about Ping-Pong
[this is not a joke] and looks horrible. Did someone chop off his
hair using gardening shears? And facial hair is not for him.

The image below is from the February 14, 2024 Beth Fan Page with the following cautionary commentary:

"Timothée Chalamet is now in London for his "Dune 2" promotional tour and he raised eyebrows by growing a bit of facial hair on his upper lip as the world mobilizes stunned by this startling turn of events."

#dawgshed #howardstern #timotheechalamet #acompleteunknown #dylan

#bobdylan #bethostern #rescuebowl #gaf #greatamericanfamily #cats

#charity #superbowl #goat

Becoming Led Zeppelin 🎵🎸🎹🎶

As exclusively reported on the famous Beth Fan Page, "Becoming Led Zeppelin", is an authorized biopic about the legendary band. It was screened in 2021 at the Venice and Telluride film festivals as a preview, it was not in final form.

The power of the major influencer Dame Beth-Man is legendary too, and because of this blogger's unrelenting Led Zeppelin mentions since August 2023, that movie is finally finished and will hit theaters in February 2025. This blogger has tracked the biopic and the backstory is on the Beth Fan Page blog entries dated 10-18-24, 11-9-24 and 12-4-24.

Howard Stern even bowed to the Beth Fan Page and suffered a personal cave-in inside his sinking Hamptons basement and had to be physically moved back to the Sirius studios in yet another downsized space and announced he was officially dumping the painting gimmick hobby and officially moved onto his guitar playing bit which can only be credited to the unrelenting undue influence of the famous Dame Beth-Man, the originator, creator, writer, director, producer and influencer responsible for writing the most read blog on the Internet, the famous Beth Fan Page. [Ref: blog header about Stern bowing to the Beth Fan Page - blog entries dated 9/10 & 12, 2024.]

So, on Monday, December 9th, on the Stern Sirius satellite radio show, Howard did a giant commercial read for "Becoming Led Zeppelin" set to hit theaters beginning February 5, 2025 and tickets can be purchsed now. 

Howard is still pushing to have a dedicated music channel and thinks that switching to a guitar-playing bit will influence his boss Jennifer Witz to add a third channel for music, like how Andy Cohen has his dedicated music channel, The Kiki Lounge. However, Boss Witz reportedly wants to dump Howard and just air Howard 100 as a rerun channel to try to recoup some lost dollars Sirius paid for the Stern show tapes and ax the second channel Howard 101.

Of course Howard is hoping Jimmy Page will make the rounds promoting the film and will stoop to stepping into the stale Stern show. As blogged about a few times already, Robert Plant got Stuck with Stern in 2017 when he had a SiriusXM Town Hall that same day. So Gary Dell A'bate tripped Plant in the hallway and snagged him to do the Stern show since he was there anyway at Sirius. 

Tom Bernard, co-president and co-founder of Sony Pictures Classics:

“I had a mind-blowing experience seeing Led Zeppelin for the first time in August 1969 at the Texas International Pop Festival in Grapevine, Texas and it has stayed with me ever since,” Bernard said. “I cannot think of a single movie that more brilliantly draws you into an artist’s story, shows you how their music was made, and makes you experience it as if it was brand new.”  - Variety

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Now, here are this week's exclusive transcribeD excerpts of the Stern SiriusXM Satellite Radio Show

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#dragonsuit #howardstern #beth #robin #siriusxm #music #andycohen #kikilounge