Howard and Beth Stern unwrapped all of their bandages having recuperated from their nips and tucks at their Florida Facelift & Spa Fortress during Stern's break from his stale satellite radio show, with Beth uploading dozens of filler photos on her Instagram show to pretend they were busy when they were only busy getting their sagging facelifts refilled and getting new hair glued to their weaved wigs.
Beth has to be camera ready for her big annual Kitten Bowl taping that has been renamed the Rescue Bowl to include dogs since cats are hard to herd and can't be forced into doing tricks on cue for the camera. But this is all she has in her life, and for some reason, spends thousands of dollars to look good on a show no one watches that is filmed with CGI filters that erase her aging features.
Howard always takes a dive each year because he has quote "procedures" done on himself when everyone knows they are cosmetic because he wants to look young when his CGI cameras are filming his daily shows that he hopes to market someday to some media outlet as if he's Johnny Carson or Dick Cavett with their myriads of celebrity interviews. But the problem is, no one wants to see Howard's loser interviews, there is no market for his reruns. I mean, no one wants to see old Cher rehashing her boring history on the Stern show. Howard never got any big time celebrities to do his stale show and only got a few policitians to show up through the years who were ousted from public office.
Howard's "Procedures" Produce a Tight New Face
Howard likes to talk about his constant surgical procedures, and he and Beth just provide misdirection, as if they are deciding on whether to get Botox or some other injectibles, when it's obvious both have had massive facelifts and fillers through the years, aside from their fat nose jobs. All these little medical procedures are cosmetic, but oh, to Howard they are lifesaving procedures from his invisible cancer scares he dreams up in case he is spotted at a plastic surgeon's office by TMZ spies.
Howard loves to throw out that 'c' word as a misdirection, as a false front, as if all his tons of facial work was cancer prevention, it's all fake and phony as he works on that falling facelift and fights to hide his balding patchy hair transplants. It's obvious he got a fluff and new dye job during his two-week break from his rarely live satellite radio show.
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Howard did not show his face on December 1, his return to work date, but showed
it on the 2nd and 3rd. It's obvious he got more facial work done, and his weaved
wig hair transplants glued back on, but he forgot to cover that bald spot at the
top with a weird part in the hair, to comb the bangs forward over his huge pulled
back forehead from a prior major facelift he got several years ago. But it looks
like next year, he needs a new necklift. |
Howard tried this same stunt in 2022, having to get some weird holes plugged up in that botched nose job of his, with some alleged insiders insisting that it was due to a different 'c' word that blows holes in noses that could cause catastrophic consequences.
Excerpts from the 12-12-22 Stern show, as posted on the 12-12-22 Beth Fan Page blog entry - emphasis added - notice, he doesn't have cancer:
Howard: " ... Anyway, this one is on my nose and if it is cancerous, they have to go in and dig in and get it out."
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Howard: "Yeah, I got the thing removed. The guy says 'Put Vaseline on your nose for two weeks.' So now my pores are clogged up and I'm breaking out on my nose and I can't really properly wash it because I don't want to hurt the thing on my - I mean, it's just everything's a mess and I didn't look real good for Lizzo but, hey, what can I tell you, I'm very sorry but, hey, what a talent. ... "
What THING was removed in 2022, Howard??? Just try to get specifics out of Howard, you can't because he doesn't now and never did have cancer.
In this current photo, they are showing off their facelift fillers and Botox. Who is Howard kidding with this cancer scare bullshit? He's had a giant facelift and his face is still red from his latest cosmetic skin peel. What a joke these two are, spending thousands of dollars on maintaining their facelifts.
Beth Posts Imposter Howard
Beth posted only one photo, supposedly of Howard, during his plastic surgery break and of course we don't see his whole face. It looks like a stand-in for Howard, like how she used to use Ralph Cirella as an IG stand-in for Howard years ago.
Beth Keep Running Those Same
Cats Around the Same Old Field
Beth Stern announced on her IG show that she will once again host the Rescue Bowl which airs on the Great American Family (GAF) channel since she won't give up that ghost of a career she thinks she has.
Howard Stern could only ferret out a failed country cable channel that went through a few name changes to take Beth each year, along with the charity she shills for, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL), so she can play actress and spokesmodel on television, since we all know that Beth wants on TV and Howard has to pay through his nose job to get Beth on TV each year per his pre- and post-nuptial agreement.
It's obvoius Beth got her giant bloated buttface filled with Botox at her Florida Facelift & Filler Fortress during Howard's plastic surgery break from his stale satellite radio show. They always head to Florida for their Botox bump-ups and facelift fillers and buy some new hair to glue on their heads so they are camera ready for the holiday season.
It's obvious Beth got her giant bloated buttface filled with Botox
so she is camera ready to tape her annual useless "Rescue Bowl"
for the all-white people's Xmas channel, aka, GAF, since both she
and NSAL were kicked off the Hallmark Channel.
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Facelift Fillers & Botoxed Beth
12-2-25
https://www.instagram.com/p/DRw9hDLDuGW/?hl=en |
Cheapskate Howard Times his Staff Xmas Party with Beth's 'Charity' work
No one but Howard Stern has a staff Christmas party on December 3. But he had to time it with all of Beth's batched appearances so he doesn't have to pay for the limo rides into the city or for Beth's appearance on the show.
Beth's appearance on the show today, December 3, was timed with her dumping homeless rabbits in the city to count it as a charitable expense and plugging her annual Great American Family (GAF) Rescue Bowl so they can pay for Beth's appearance on the Stern show because Beth hosts that stale Rescue Bowl every year that is pre-taped to air on Super Bowl Sunday.
So, Stern Sirius staff were stuck with a party today because of cheapskate Howard batching all of Beth's appearances at once so he can count it as a charitable tax write-off since she hauls homeless animals back and forth into the city to count their limo rides as tax write-offs.
Beth at the Stern Show Xmas Party
Beth only posts so-called 'sexy' photos on her Instagram show when she is alone at home and skews and photoshops the photos to make herself appear thin, but when she's going out in public, as usual, she covers up and hides that huge chunky lower body and thick short legs from the public as well as from candid cameras.
Pathetic Beth Gets Publicity
It's pretty sad how Howard Stern is scrounging around to get Beth into anything online, any appearance, because she's been snubbed for 2 years and counting from all print copies of magazines featuring herself doing nothing. So, Howard paid a photographer to get more of Beth's 'appearance' [ha ha] at the Steelers Game in Pittssburgh over the Halloween weekend printed online.
Reference the Beth Fan Page dated November 8, 2025,
for the full story.
Bigtime celebrity Beth gets more coverage at the
Steelers Game
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