Last year he worked the week before Thanksgiving, his last show was on November 20, 2024, but this year he is getting out now due to more work he needs done on that falling facelift, oh, I mean, removing spots on his skin that could be cancerous - it's not due to vanity! [Wait a sec while I laugh my ass off.]
Howard made sure to cover up and hide the real reason for skating out early this year, oh, gee, gotta throw in a cancer scare, right? It's not due to any nips and tucks and a sagging jawline, of course not.
Beth did the same thing a few years ago when she press released about her big breast cancer 'scare' - hahahahahaha - yeah, it was true, but it was actually about getting those scary botched breast implants fixed. She still has a deflated left breast and a right breast that juts out. She has to wear a huge padded bra to even out those things when in public or taking fashion selfies, trying on outfits for her cat club crazies on her IG show, who have no clue who she is.
Howard and Beth can now race to their Florida Fortress Cosmetic Surgery Center & Spa so Howard can get some new facial renovations and then recover at his own resort in Florida with his private nurse daughter Ashley and her family staying at the resort timeshare with a doctor on call in case the levee breaks. I mean, who are we kidding here with this cancer bit??? OH GEE, it's not due to vanity, I have to save my life!!! Oh, that too, Howard, okay.
Beth doesn't need to jump through any hoops or over any hurdles to cover up her plastic surgery procedures because she has no job. But in between her Botox bump-ups, she does nothing all day anyway so when Howard phones her she says she is doing pilates when she's really sorting her chocolate pieces and taking the marshmallows out of her Lucky Charms.
#dawgshed #howardstern #faceliftfortress #florida #bethostern
#sally #sallykirkland #thefactory #warhol #andywarhol #rrhof
#rock #halloffame #fame #strings #thanksgiving
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