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Howard Stern loves to relive the experience he had with Rob Zombie around 1996 when he did a song for the "Private Parts" album [released in 1997] when he and Rob recorded what would become Howard's radio show theme song "Great American Nightmare". Howard is only featured on vocals, he didn't write the song which is credited to Rob Zombie and Charlie Clouser.

So, why does Stern keep rehashing all this on his radio show as if no one knows he recorded a song with Rob that became his radio theme song? 

Well, if we dig deeper into Planet X, we find out why Howard keeps rehashing this recording session with Rob. It's because Howard is reportedly still mad the Zombies snubbed him when they got married and it deprived them of a ton of free publicity. The Sterns love to horn in on weddings and get tons of press mileage out of them. 

Howard was already hooked up with Beth the Pittsburgh Pariah and Howard wanted to parade around with Beth and brag how he bagged the big one from the boondocks. Howard thinks Rob is jelly of Bethie, that she 'chose' Howard, ha ha, and to show up Sheri. Like, Howard married a young supermodel when all Rob could get was an aging groupie. Howard even placed Beth's fake age at two years younger than Sheri's fake age.

It's common knowledge of the backstory of Sheri Moon Groupie. In Sean Yseult's book, "I'm In the Band" [which is a take on groupie Pamela Des Barres' book 'I'm With the Band'] she recounts Rob breaking up with her and shacking up with a groupie who never left. She said it was similar to the movie "Spinal Tap" when the lead singer took up with his groupie girlfriend and essentially broke up the band. Rob did go solo shortly after Sheri arrived after he signed with Geffen Records. Sheri claims he was still a poor struggling rock star when he wasn't. He already signed with Geffen and White Zombie were selling out concert arenas. Yeah, poor Rob probably only had about a million dollars in his bank account.

But, eventually Sheri Moon Groupie insisted on a permanent gig with the aging rocker or she would move onto the next tour bus. She was aging quickly and her rates were plummeting so Rob had to make a choice and he chose to pick up her contract permanently. 

It was no secret that later in the 'Halloween' films, Rob had a spicey hookup with his young lead actress sending Sheri into a tailspin where she issued another edict to her aging rocker husband, that she was to be the sole lead actress in subsequent films by her husband.

But, back to the wedding story. That's why the delay on planning a wedding and deciding on a date and they kept canceling that wedding planner and kept sending out cancellations to their wedding invitations, which included the Sterns. 

Howard thought Rob and Sheri were jelly of Beth and didn't want Beth showing up Sheri at her wedding - as if all eyes would be on Beth, I know, insert laughter here. But Howard thinks people like RZ are jelly he got Beth. So for several years Howard has wanted to replace his theme song to one he writes himself with a composer and lyricist so he can get a bigger royalty check.

Rob and Sheri were forced to show up at Howard and Beth's

wedding to prove they are not jelly of Beth, and that the Zombies'

wedding cancellations had nothing to do with the Sterns, but

that the Zombies changed their minds and just got a quickie

wedding in Vegas. There was only one photo of Rob arriving

at the Stern wedding, no photos of Sheri have emerged.

Alleged sources have stated that Sheri didn't want Beth glaring at her during the wedding ceremony so Rob shot off cancellation notices to Howard saying they had changed their plans, no wedding was taking place.

Rob was already appearing in Vegas on his concert tour so they
decided to get married with 'Elvis' present at one of
the wedding chapels.

Ever since, it's been reported by various alleged sources that Howard still thinks Rob is jelly of him and Beth's been copying Sheri for years. When Sheri had a Himalayan cat is when Beth came up with Yoda the Persian cat and got that ball of yarn rolling with Beth switching it up claiming all her cats are charity adoptions and taking selfies with a bunch of cats is considered charity work. The comparisons are there and you can plug in Rob or Sheri's name in the search bar at the footer of this blog to bring up some of those past blog entries. 

Here's Today's Stern Show Transcribed Excerpts

#dawgshed #howardstern #robzombie #sherimoonzombie #moon

#moonzappanotrelatedtosherimoon #greatamericannightmare

#privateparts #bethostern