Finally Furloughed

It's another Stern-free summer with his annual furlough and Team Beth Fan Page are celebrating getting a break from the stale Stern Sirius satellite radio show.

But, Howard keeps fighting his furlough and as of last summer, has done his one-off planned radio shows trying to somehow stay relevant when it hardly matters at this point. He is having a hard time coming up with cliffhangers and stunts to keep his name in the press during his 2-month absence from his satellite radio show. 

Of course, as exclusively revealed on this blog several times already, Radio Andy's stable of stars frequently travel abroad and sometimes broadcast their shows from their hotel suites. So whatever Radio Andy gets, Howard wants.

Stern Stalks Italy

Now things are starting to gel. One wonders what the holdup was with Howard Stern trekking to Italy until we find that his honeypot is there with her jams and jellies.

Yes, interesting timing for Howard wanting to show up in Italy although he never revealed the actual date of his travels with some saying Howard, Beth, et al, already went and came back and the videotape of the trip will be released in bits and beach bites.

As blogged about in the past, it is no secret Stern moved to his own private apartment years ago to be near Katie Lee's Kitchen in the city, but she has moved from there selling that townhouse that she got in her divorce winnings from Billy Joel and now owns a townhouse in Manhattan with her husband.

Yet who can forget the Beth Fan Page bombshell when Howard, out of the blue, painted an IRIS following the birth of Katie's child named .... yes .... IRIS [BFP 2-21-21]. But nothing has stopped Stern from reportedly begging for scraps at her Hamptons home where she still films a lot of her cooking show for the Food Network along with her producer husband. Insiders opine that Stern is smitten with Katie's smorgsabord of tasty treats that he can't get at home.

So who's in Italy right now? Only KATIE LEE as one wonders if restraining orders are in effect out of the country? Poor Katie, better check those bushes before you bed down for the night.

No More McCormack Summers?

If Howard is in fact leaving for Italy this week, then it will end a long standing visit by Mary McCormack and her husband who always travel to the Hamptons for their yearly weeks long visit on their anniversary of July 5. So it's interesting if Howard is attempting to stop this annual ritual by Mary and her husband, a ritual revealed exclusively by Andy Cohen on his Sirius satellite radio show when he interviewed Mary years ago and she spilled the beans on Howard. [BFP 7-18-17]

Michael Morris and Mary McCormack pictured at the Sterns'
Hamptons home where every year they [and their kids] spend a few
weeks for their July 5th wedding anniversary.

No Social Life for Beth?

Apparently, Social Life magazine has dumped the Sterns this year and they were instead relegated to Dan's Papers, who think they are The New Yorker with artwork featured on every cover. 

So, this year, Beth got a feature in Dan's Papers which is a super D List magazine of the Hamptons, the burial ground of people who can't get into anything else. People like Alec Baldwin still get space in that magazine because he is getting snubbed everywhere else due to him allegedly killing a cinematographer on the set of "Rust" claiming the gun acted on its own accord. 

Beth reposted a post from Dan's Papers Instagram about her article in their June 21st issue. Of course, a new issue is already out and Beth is history. But the photo of Beth is from a photoshoot from 2022 at her Hamptons home for the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) Beth calendar in 2023. In the article in Dan's Papers, Beth does threaten to do another calendar for 2025, but we don't know if it will be her independent calendar or in conjunction with NSAL.

This is Beth's feature article inside the June 21st issue of

Dan's Papers as posted on Beth's IG. She has since deleted this post, as of this writing.

It's difficult to read, but it's from the "Beth Stern Calendar Shoot 6-23-22".
Howard used one of these old photos from the calendar shoot in 2022
and sent it to Dan's Papers for their section showing Beth posing with cats.

This is another photo by Rob Rich from his photoshoot in the Hamptons in 2022 for the 2023 NSAL Beth calendar.

Pink Selfie Beth

Beth is addicted to her reversed mirror image selfies trying to skew her weird wide body when she has to wear these A-line dresses to fit her chunky lower half into these designer clothes. She is struggling to stay relevant even on her own Instagram show and is decked out in a bubble gum pink Oscar de la Renta dress from Net-a-Knockoff. Is that shot tight enough, Beth? It looks like she went to a store opening to snag some freebies.

For Beth Fans Too Busy for Debates

Now for the last transcribed excerpts for the summer of the stale Stern Sirius satellite radio show. Enjoy.

#dawgshed #italy #molly #mollymcnearney #jimmykimmel #kimmelshow #siriusxm

#hoardstern #bethostern #bethorslavski #2003 #movie #furloughed #summer2024

#pink #oscardelarenta #netaporter

Not Red Carpet Ready 📸🔦🎭

Where's Debra Stern?
Not ready for the red carpet?

Howard Stern's PR Team continue to work overtime getting Howard into the online media sites anywhere they can, even resorting to TMZ who will take anyone for a buck and believe me, Stern's been taken.

They printed excerpts and audio clips from his satellite radio show ready for immediate release because that's what Howard does. Once his satellite radio show is over for the day,  his team of worker bees fires off the scripted articles to all media outlets and sees who will print them. It's cut and paste journalism. These media outlets get items sent to them all the time and they pick which ones to print based on the level of service they pay for, and there you have a ready made article to print, just cutting and pasting what they need and inserting any photos they were sent accompanying the article.

Of course Howard has that pantheon of fatherhood bit going on, when no one can talk about those kids of his until they reached adulthood with their juvenile records scrubbed. But it's just interesting how the middle daughter Debra is always ignored as one wonders what part of the family tree she really comes from. I guess those test tubes are not reliable and then the youngest kid looks like the runt of the litter with the two elder daughters just over 6 foot tall. 

As background, Howard talked about the "Hawk Tuah Girl" yesterday and today.  She did a gross TikTok video that he brought up yesterday and today he mostly talked about the feedback he got about it.  

 

This is an excerpt from today's Stern show:

 

Howard:  "I just want to put a wrap on the fan feedback since we sorta got into it and I do have to take a break but a lot of mail generated by the Hawk Tuah Girl.  Listeners seem to be split about Hawk Tuah.  ... I didn't realize this would generate so many comments.  'I really don't understand what's so special about this girl.  Not sure why she's blown up like she has,' someone wrote.  'Hawk Tuah Girl is a national treasure, get her on the phone, Howard.'  'Howard, I don't know how you and Ronnie aren't into the Hawk Tuah method but that's the sexiest thing a chick can do.'  ... 'The Internet has completely spiraled out on this video for some reason.'  I mean, I know why they have, hearing that girl go 'hawk tuah,' it's funny, it's natural.  And people are making remixes.  Here's a TikTok, has over 10 million views, this is a hawk tuah -- I don't know what you'd call it -- like a country remix."

TMZ did an article about it today of course submitted by Howard's PR team [along with the photos of Ashley and Emily pictured upper left of this blog entry] and he pretends he knows nothing about it.

HOWARD STERN Talks 'Hawk Tuah' Girl' EVERY FATHER'S WORST NIGHTMARE'

6/25/2024 11:02 AM PT

Excerpts:

Check it out ... HS says the appeal of this gal -- who's been ID'd as Hailey Welch -- is that she's so uninhibited ... but then, he explains why this is every father's worst nightmare.

As a dad of 3 daughters himself ... Howard says this is the last thing a papa wants to hear about his kid -- namely, a NSFW description of sex tactics. Howard's not actually outraged here -- he's more so joking -- but it's funny to hear him talk like this (somewhat appalled).

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/25/howard-stern-calls-viral-hawk-tuah-girl-father-worst-nightmare/

TMZ admits Howard has three daughters, yet they only received two photos of two of his daughters because they were bragging photos submitted by Howard's PR team along with the article all ready for publication. The photo of Ashley is from a movie premiere in New York and the other photo featuring Emily was a Hamptons movie screening. Howard didn't want just normal family photos printed, he wanted so-called famous photos - again - the photos printed by TMZ with the article are shown in the upper left corner of this blog entry.

But Debra, the middle daughter, does exist as exclusively blogged about by the Beth Fan Page. She frequented daddy's Hamptons events with his hot to trollop girlfriend now wife Beth O.

This screenshot is from the April 30, 2024 Beth Fan Page

https://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/2024/04/howard-stern-rebuts-beth-fan-page.html

Here's Today's Transcribed Stern Show Excerpts

#dawgshed #tmz #howardstern #haileywelch #welch #tiktok #bethostern

#ashley #emily #debra #hamptons #twilight #magazine #coverparty

Brolin Bombshell 💣 Oblivious to Babs' Stern Interview 📻📡

"The Car" actor James Brolin was on the June 13, 2024 episode of Andy Cohen's "Watch What Happens Live" and appeared to have no clue his famous wife Barbra Streisand did the Howard Stern satellite radio show last year. 

Andy Cohen had to tell Brolin that Barbra was on the Stern show yet they never brought up her being on the Stephen Colbert show because it was getting embarrassing for Brolin so Andy changed the subject and moved on.

Stephen Colbert was personally invited by Barbra to interview her at her expansive Malibu home giving him a personal tour of her underground collection of dolls, antiques and memorabilia. Howard Stern was not invited to Barbra's home and did a remote interview with her from New York and Barbra was in Malibu.

The Colbert interview aired on November 13, 2023 but the Stern show 

interview was on November 7, 2023. Brolin dropped a bomb acting 

befuddled in front of Andy having no clue Howard interviewed 

Barbra and then tried to cover up the mistake by mistaking Colbert for Stern!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1QpvJtXJoA

Rerun Beth Update

Beth continues to recycle old photos from old photoshoots from prior years where she has a stylist and photographer [not always Howard] and tries out different accessories and then stores the photos on her iPhone. Howard will try to shop them around to various sites using old recycled photos that he paid for long ago so why bother doing new ones. But with Beth, it hardly matters anyway, all these obscure feral felines can't be tracked and no one knows what goes on. Beth hires staff to shuttle the cats between her posh properties while Beth buzzes around the beauty salon with her weekly facials and hair extension rinses.

Pink Top Repeat: Beth tries out different styling and accessories
from a photoshoot from last year. All of these cats can't be traced and
she knows it. Plus, these are staged photoshoots anyway, no one from
the public is around to snap any candid shots proving the actual
date of the photoshoot.

Radio Andy Update

Superstar Jeff Lewis from the Radio Andy stable of stars, was doing his show from the New York studios last week. He lives in Los Angeles and normally broadcasts from there, but he was in New York on Tuesday the 18th and Andy came on his radio show and that night Jeff was on "Watch What Happens Live" (WWHL).  Jeff was also in New York to tape the 15th anniversary celebration of WWHL which will air on prime time on June 30, something that Howard Stern cannot stand because he will never equal the famous Andy Cohen being on both radio and television. The Beth Fan Page reported on the 15th anniversary of WWHL on the June 6, 2024 blog entry.

Did they visit the Stern Studios while at SiriuxXM in New York?

Rabbinic Warbler Emily Stern

Not much is said about Hoawrd's eldest daughter, the 6 foot 1 inch Rabbi who writes and sings poetry that could rival any exorcist chasing demons out of the belfry. But Howard keeps his family under wraps for good reason. It has nothing to do with privacy, but more to do with embarrassment. His three daughters live off NDA trust funds with more of them reproducing little Sterns so they can get a bigger piece of the Stern dough crust while his wife Beth O will get the pie filling in her face.

This is a photo from the Rabbinic Goddess Emily's Instagram. She is the resident spiritual leader of the Stern clan and marries her sisters to men as the lead Rabbi in the family while she remains a single mom since she believes goddesses have immaculate conceptions. I mean, marriages to mere mortal men are so earthly, you know. Emily resides in the celestial realms.

Emily really had no choice but to turn to spirituality after being kicked out of show business after daddy bartered to get her into an off-Broadway show and then she did a stint in Los Angeles in the musical "Earth Sucks" where Howard's buddy Sarah Silverman was there to support Emily and attended the premiere performance.

Howard has the nerve to criticize other celebs and how they raised their 

kids as if he is a pantheon of fatherhood. 

This is Emily Stern where she looks like an advertisement for 

Jess Seinfeld's book "Food Swings".

Sheri Zombie IG Bombshell

This item is from 2013 when a commenter stated that he is a neighbor of Howard Stern in Florida - yeah, Howard bought a huge overpriced mystery house in Palm Beach. But, oh wait, this home is on St. George Island. Interesting, since this blogger already said Howard was shopping for a new place away from that monstrocity timeshare of his, but one wonders just how many hideouts Howard has just to be free from Beth O's side of the family.

Here's Today's Transcribed Stern Show Excerpts

#dawgshed #howardstern #agt #italy #kimmel #clooney #lakecomo #como

#beth #bethostern #summer #furloghed #bosswitz #jenniferwitz