Satellite is Stuck With Stern

What happened with Sirius? After losing Oprah Winfrey all they got left is Howard Stern, omg. Well at least that gave Howard a bargaining tool since SiriusXM lost the Oprah Winfrey channel it means they have to have at least one talk radio show with a black woman on it and Stern has the Botoxed Robin Quivers yet she is rarely allowed into the SiriusXM satellite studios, hmm, wonder why.  

Yes, good ol' Sirius, the company that took a dive after hiring Howard Stern and had to merge with the only other satellite company XM, to form one company but XM never wanted Stern in the first place and XM subscribers refused to pay more for the Stern package of commercial packed radio. The alleged hold-up with signing this new deal with Sirius? The length of time Howard wants you stuck with him, and if you want to be free of him you have to pay out his contract. Sirius doesn't care, guess what, if the company goes belly up, so does your deal, Howard, no little paychecks for five more years if there's no company. But this is an old trick to get rid of dead weight, either cancel the show, go out of business, or insist on a limited term contract. For example, with "America's Got Talent", they refused to sign Howard for another three year deal, with 2015 being a one-year contract and as everyone knows the network was done with Stern tanking ratings and just moved the show back to a community property state and Stern ran like a girl back to his satellite crying to his boyfriend that everyone is mean to him.

Howard also talked about having his stale radio show on video, with live/taped streaming so we can all see Howard's permed weave pose on a couch with a fossil.

Five more years of old fart radio with various versions of Howard's permed weave bragging about himself about how famous he is while stuck on a satellite that keeps getting lost in space. Gosh, even Oprah Winfrey moved on from satellite radio and is a multi-million dollar corporation that is still on the rise and she has won multiple Academy Awards and is a Hollywood movie producer who doesn't have to produce her own pathetic birthday parties and pay celebs to show up.  

Did Robin Quivers ink a deal with video on demand? Will she throw more tantrums and storm off her telecommute couch until Howard gives her more money for being "on air" talent in a wig?

Beth wearing a red polyester
garment bag to a red carpet
event five years ago.

Well Howard is stuck having to work into his old age since he has to keep that money flowing into the Trust Funds even after all gag orders have ceased and all those contracts signed by the help have expired, right? Well, good luck with that, we can't wait for all the books from "the help" [no wonder Howard said he cried during that film] that go on and on and on and on about your closets filled with gowns designed by Ralph Cruella with his gawd awful piles of clothes he stuffs Howard and Beth into while calling himself a stylist. Ralph always has to fit Beth's huge butt into a bunch of designer knock-offs having to add tons of extra yardage so she can parade to some red carpet event that she has no business attending. She isn't famous she is just the unmarketable wife of Howard Stern, but Howard has to keep that bread and butter job on satellite to have a reason to push Beth's face into the public eye since she is a pariah and everyone avoids her. 

I feel sorry for poor ol' Howard Stern because he needs the money so badly and can't quit the treadmill of having to work for a living since he also failed at getting corporate sponsors for his three kitten prison camps and has to fund them himself, right Howard? You had to set up those pathetic foster feline rooms in each of those big houses and the Manhattan apts and fund them out of your own dwindling bank accounts, correct? I hope the birds of hell don't find your corpse before it gets cold and the gag orders fall away like the dried weaves off your head.

On September 24, 2015, this blogger posted a screenshot from an article from the Hollywood Reporter where Howard Stern said he would not be extending his contract with Sirius beyond December 31, 2015. Oh, but wait, he just did. So, now everyone can witness the menopausal mental break of his aged wife Beth Stern, who will supposedly be turning 50 in five years [according to some sources, 51] the fat failed model Beth O'MG will be plugging her shitty books and calendars under the guise of charity work, when the only charity that is benefiting is the one housed inside Beth's Croco Birkin bags while Howard splatters her name across the Internet as an animal advocate and activist, yes, she loves those animals and wears them all over her body while downing mountains of shrimp and pasta and those turkey meatballs in between her bathroom breaks where she selfies herself on a toilet grinning like a mad woman in need of a medicated bed of nails to calm her down. Yes, Beth posts photos of herself on her toilet holding a cat, she's that gross.

Howard Stern loves the titles, like Beth's children's books are the #1 best sellers on the children's adoption book list, obscure, obscure, any other books on that list about a bunch of phony foster cats?? In 2010, Stern was the highest paid shock jock in the world...DUH...he is the only shock jock still on the radio and it's satellite radio which takes this down even more with Stern being a splotch on your global computer screen that you can never be rid of.

Lucky New Yorker's are stuck with the old fart's wife and she will haunt all the morning shows for another five loooong years. Beth never stops, she is that cuckoo that comes out of a clock every hour that you want to smash with a mallet to get it to stop, Beth is that monthly cycle that real dolls get that you can't avoid and have to tolerate; Beth is that monthly mortgage payment that never goes away, Beth is that rash that flares up whenever you are stressed and need psychotherapy to clear it up, Beth is...Beth is...death and taxes, although she makes those things sound pretty good in comparison.