Empty Wife, Empty Life

Beth O'Stern proves she leads an empty barren life as she continues to fill her empty wine glass as well as her empty days and nights remembering her obese bulldog that she overfed to death as she posted this same tired old stupid photo on Instagram for Throwback Thursday since she has no life, nothing, she isn't famous, there isn't anything to throwback on Thursday but a photo from four years ago. What happened to all your European modeling photos, Beth? Why not post those on Instragram? No? Well I suppose lies don't photograph very well do they.

This gawd awful photo of Beth blocking a hallway was taken by Howard Stern [who else] who tries to hide Beth's enormous football head with a knit helmet. This is the same fuckin' ugly tree she drags out of the closet every year that is crowded next to Howard's old clothes that his fat stomach grew out of years ago and his stylist can no longer figure out how to add more fabric to the aged cheese's moth eaten clothes with fake designer labels sewn into them. Also on Thursday, Princess Nobody is back to terrorizing the cats in her care for a short time before they are dumped onto other people, and this time she balanced a helpless kitten on her chair in her dressing room at Stalag Beth, Manhattan. 

12/17/15, photo [right] posted on Beth's Instagram showing documented kitten endangerment since no kitten can climb onto a big chair and balance on a pillow by itself. The cat was placed there for marketing purposes since Beth is making a living off these helpless animals by claiming obnoxious selfies are charity work. Beth also has a documented history of cats showing up with fractured legs and having to be taken to the vet before the felines are removed from her chairs and closets where they are forced to navigate her giant dead cow shoes. Oh, you think I'm making this up? It's all on Instagram for you to research for yourself. Beth even had a kitten fall off the top shelf of her closet and she included the incident in her first book about Yoda the cat and his kittens. She thinks it's funny to have kittens falling off of shelves and tossing them around a kitten room and ending up at the vet's office. Blind Buddy had to be taken from Beth's clutches and is the subject of her latest fiasco book, with Buddy having to be adopted by its veterinarian since falling deathly ill while in Beth's care at Stalag Beth, Hamptons.

The former permanent residence of the King of All Bullshit, Howard Stern, has been turned into official corporate offices since last year. They are now the HQ of Warden Beth O and she runs her bullshit foundation called Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) in honor of the bulldog she over fed to death. Sources say that Beth's desperate husband Howard's new job is to capture a few television producers in the guise of offering to give them money to sponsor a show only to be ushered into the penthouse quarters where Howard used to live and as the duped dopes walk through the entryway they hear a huge steel bolt slide into place. 

No one is getting out until they hear the Howard Stern rehearsed speech, all about putting Beth on TV and about the corporate sponsored charity the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) and how famous Beth O'Nobody is and all about how she is the chief fundraiser and official useless spokesperson for NSAL as well as telling these captured TV execs how to give Beth money for her personal foundation Bianca's Furry Friends in which Beth is allegedly spearheading a fundraising drive to build a cat adoption center at NSAL since the rich assholes in the Hamptons refuse to fund it themselves. So, the jobless wonder, Beth is tasked with bugging the public to death to get their pennies, including all the dopes buying her bogus children's books that teach kids to give Beth money since all her proceeds, as stated on the books, go straight into her foundation via her Croco Birkin bag.

Page Six 12/17/15, Mariah's elves.

Beth is relentless at plugging that fuckin' cat gimmick but it's reached a dead end. Unlike the Barren Beth O, real celebrities also manage to actually find time to have real children and Mariah Carey is featured in a huge slideshow pictorial on Page Six of the New York Post and of course Mariah wanted everyone to see her adorable children dressed as elves this holiday season. How is Beth dressing up her children this xmas? Oh, right, she doesn't have any...surrogate problems you know, hush hush, alleged alleged, as the women [plural] are stuck in a private mansion in the Ukraine with barely a cell phone in sight to call a certain agent with an underground pass living in Paris under a phony name to avoid suspicion.

Mariah wants to be a judge
on "America's Got
Talent". Will she make it?

The Queen of Christmas Mariah Carey, has a movie for the Hallmark Channel airing on December 19 called "A Christmas Melody" that she directed and stars in while Beth O'Nobody has nothing airing but her dirty butt that she has to sit in a tepid tub of bath water every three hours. Next year she does have those D List Hallmark Channel Kitten bowls where she forces cats to play with football and baseball toys that will air on those special dates and times of "who gives a fuck" and that not one person watches, not even the O Family can stand them.

We see that Simon Cowell is all worried about reports of a 5 million dollar lawsuit filed against him, et al, by a buttinsky hanging around the set of the taping of "America's Got Talent" claiming to be a contestant when the show was in Los Angeles this past summer and the person claimed to have tripped over some cables. We don't know where Beth O was in all this drama since she has a record of falling down in public on more than one occasion as documented on Beth's Instagram and as Howard has admitted on his radio show that won't die off even though it's as dried up and wilted as that plant that grows out of his head. 

Photo posted on Page Six, no worries Simon Cowell in Barbados 12/16/15.

What happened here Bethie? While Beth is in a selfie frenzy promoting her awful book exploiting a blind cat named Buddy, she is hopping around that Internet like a jack rabbit with a rocket up its butt and her facelift is under tons of stress and a stitch came out alongside that left wonky eye. Her facelift is snapping faster than that elastic holding that golf ball in place inside her head. 

Everyone in the Stern sinkhole of satellite radio wonders what took Howard so long to market his pudgy cross eyed pariah. Don't know...mystery...

It's almost here, time for Beth to dump the cat shit as she plots and plans her next buttinsky move to get next to a celebrity and get a camera pointed at her over the holiday break from her monotonous useless cat selfies.