Beth Bombs in Florida

Old photo of Thalia with Beth. Any female around Beth
has to get used to the sexual harassment since
it is widely believed that Beth was a well known
transsexual in the LGBT bar scene and can't 
keep her hands off the ladies.

So far, all we have seen as a guest on the Beth Channel broadcasting from Stalag Beth/Florida is the aged wife of Tommy Mottola, Thalia, a soap opera actress and singer who now thinks she is a Latina gossip columnist star watcher who has her hand in every kind of marketing scheme known to man in which Howard Stern would do too but no one will finance his failed groupie wife Beth O'Nobody. It's no secret Howard is a hanger-on to the rich and famous and has bragged about being friends with Tommy and his former wife Mariah Carey a fruitcake like no one has ever seen [I will spare you the stories about life with her on the road when she was touring and what the help had to take out of her private parts during a certain time of the month]. She makes Beth seem like a normal fruitcake in comparison. It is no secret across the Internet Tommy engaged in all sorts of gimmicks to make Mariah a star including employing buying teams to push her records over the top in sales in a desperate attempt to out-sell Whitney Houston and blow her legacy out of the water.

Photo from 2008 at Macaluso's in Florida with the giant buttinsky
 couple in the back horning in on a free meal with 
Tommy and Thalia along with Katie Lee when she was married to Billy Joel.

Howard Stern's money is tied up in hush and slush funds and can't employ any buying teams, he is the buying team, and has to buy cases and cases of Beth's shitty nonsense children's books to get the failure on the NY Times Best Seller list. Beth also dumps the books onto the school systems on the East Coast and counts them as sales. Beth can not get lower than rock bottom at this point with her shitty books about a purebred Persian cat dumped at her own charity, the North Shore Animal League, and never adopted until Beth trotted in and now has a blind buddy cat in Beth's new stupid book. Buddy, you recall, was documented on Beth's Instagram and he came down deathly ill while in the care of Beth at Stalag Beth/Hamptons and had to be adopted by his veterinarian that is on the payroll of the Stern Fund where that cat is to this day away from the clutches of the football headed Martian monster Beth, the demented rarely vertical selfie wife of Howard Stern who could get no one better than him to take up her contract. 

11-26-15, Howard Stern is such a pathetic loser he can't afford his new posh address in Florida without throwing some phony foster cats in a room and setting up the Beth Channel to portray her as some sort of charity worker, all to benefit herself in her fame quest and benefit Howard's bottom line each tax quarter.

I mean, the fug trotted after Howard Stern, groupie style, while Stern was filming his failed cable TV show plagiarizing "Baywatch" called "Son of a Beach" with Howard and Beth skating off to Hawaii. That was all Beth could get. Beth was never seen, rumored or unrumored to be with any other person in show business. No photographs have been found of her "famous" boyfriends or all those millionaires she claimed to have dated. Not one male or female has come forward to publicly admit they dated the aged selfie monster. One obscure photo exists of her posing with the Broadway star Michael Cerveris attending a party for his musical "Titanic", no other photos have been seen that proves they were ever a couple as inferred by Beth and Howard Stern, only a few photos exist online of Michael wearing a Tutu and has no life partner other than a few closet queens on Broadway. So there you have it, Beth was a beard, right Beth? And she never could shave it off and it led to Howard Stern, Mr. Drag Queen.

Since Katie Lee appears to be straight, she landed Billy Joel. He quickly made her into a celebrity chef and launched her "foodie" career even getting her on the coveted Oprah Winfrey Show, something Howard Stern could never do for his failed plus sized model wife who is a foodie freak but it comes back up in 15 minutes so you really couldn't show that on Oprah's show.

Superstar, supermodel and super mogul Heidi Klum don't need no sugar daddy to help her as she has her own clothing line called Heidi Klum Intimates [as well as a children's clothing line, she models for Macy's clothing line INC International Concepts, and has her own TV shows] and posted a photo on Twitter of a TV commercial she filmed for Black Friday.

Good news for Zombie fans, his instant classic horror film "31" has scored a coveted spot at the 2016 Sundance Film Festival in Utah. The festival was founded in 1978 by Robert Redford's production company "Wildwood" and is the largest independent film festival in the U.S. 

Happy shopping, Beth Fans. I hope you buy someone interesting.