Beth Is Fur

We don't need to wear fur anymore, this isn't the 1800's, there are alternatives we can wear that are cheaper to maintain and just as fashionable. Fur makes you look fat, dated and stupid, and shows you enjoy ravaging the land of the animals that originally owned the fur, whether they are housed on a ranch or run wild, you are taking what isn't yours to take...oh, what? 

Right, Beth is outdated, difficult, and costly to store, I mean, Beth has to be kept refrigerated along with those canisters of whatever she has injected into that melon head to freeze it, then on top of it, Beth doesn't get along with her furry friends. She had the nerve of counting down on her Instagram site this week of when she would be rid of the feral fur she fostered named, Bluebell. Beth can't dump the furry feral back on the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) fast enough, so she has to pretend to keep it until she can dump it and have a photo session of the dumping ceremony. Beth has no furry friends just furry enemies that she must dispose of immediately or she has a panic attack and manic meltdown all over Instagram.

One wonders just how and why Beth continues to be allowed to foster cats in her closets. Bluebell was sequestered to the Manhattan corporate cat center [formerly Beth's girl town] to be dumped back onto NSAL; suddenly they found a home for the cat so Miss Furry Fucker Bethie can somehow claim a victory. When does Beth score the Blue Max? What is the tally now Beth? How many phony fosters do you count now? When is that fucking building addition going up at NSAL? You sure are collecting dough for it to benefit your personal foundation irritatingly called, Bianca's Furry Friends. When will the kitten wing at NSAL happen, Beth? You've been collecting dough for over two years. When will you be done with your endless fanny dance?

Beth constantly brags about "her bliss" and "her purpose" on her media sites when all that means is her continued collection of money from the public to finance her little Hamptons lifestyle via her personal foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends. Beth is claiming to collect money for a building addition at NSAL,  that seems to be invisible. 

Everyone is sick of Miss Tranny Pants with a giant purebred Persian cat. This is, and never was, a homeless cat that Bethie had to foster. Beth and Howard's management team think this is a harmless white lie to boost interest in adopting homeless animals. Put on some clothes Beth. Stop exposing your freakish body to promote feral faux fostering of imaginary homeless purebred cats.

Cute Collin Farrell has a new modeling contract with Dolce & Gabbana for their men's fragrance and what modeling jobs does Beth have? Oh, modeling those furry ferals and that's that. Time to dump flour on Beth and tell Howard to stop promoting her with that stupid cat adoption gimmick, it's all a ruse, Beth has failed at everything, she is over and done but no one has the courage to tell Howard Stern, stow the fur Howard, lock it in a garment bag and send it back to the ranch.

Secret spies tell me that tons of flour sacks are at the ready for when event promoters really can't get Beth off a red carpet. 

Seems the super management team of Mullett & Bloomfield have dumped Beth since their job was done, they got that moronic "Yoda" book off their desk and onto book shelves so now they can focus on their other client Katie Lee, who was at another party in Miami on February 21. 

Katie Lee, February 21, 2015 at the South Beach Wine
and Food festival promoting her
upcoming cookbook "Endless Summer".

Her new cookbook is coming out in April, called "Endless Summer" with her same fug face on the cover carrying a bunch of apples, wow, spare no expense. Oh, we love FugLee, don't we? Um, why is she famous again? She kept Billy Joel from paying more child support to Christie the Ex, since Billy kept driving into tree trunks in the Hamptons Miss Christie wanted full custody of the troll daughter, just in time arrived Miss Lee ready for marriage after one weekend in a hotel with Joel. Then the married Billy could appear stable and in a stable relationship and keep shared custody of his one and only kid...Joel is some operator.

Why wasn't Beth here in Florida with her buddy Katie? Howard has to pretend to work on a satellite but Beth could fly to Florida and be with her famous friends [Mark Mullett is seated with the cap and Bloomfield has his back to the camera in the purple solid color shirt].

Green With Envy

Steve McQueen in his 1957 Jaguar XKSS. [Source: selvedgeyard.com]