On Purpose

Beth is sporting the swollen
and shiny Botox forehead
along with tons of tranny
makeup.

Beth declares that everything she does is on purpose, so if you think she is an obnoxious irritant in love with herself, well, you're right, it's her purpose. It is amazing how someone whose brains are scrambled with crossed eyes can be so goddamn conceited. Beth does all this on purpose, to show up all of the bullies from school who laughed in her screwed up crooked face and fat nose when she lied about having modeling jobs when she was in the special needs classes and kept attacking the teachers then claiming innocence and running home to daddy saying all the teachers think she's hot while all the kids were jealous of her.

But crazy Beth finally won, she scored that morning zoo radio DJ, Howard Stern, but who were the losers in all this? Oh, the women that Howard Stern turned down, yes, all his so-called "famous" women were old hags, Sally Kirkland, Houston the Porn Star, Jessica Hahn, I mean, that was it, real models and actresses were running from Howard Stern, not interested in any little bearded job offers he pushed into their faces while he claimed he could make them famous. 

Please don't remind me of Howard's Sirius dalliance with Hagatha Regan 
who was fired from her publishing company years ago for her
alleged anti-semitic rants but insiders know she was just trying
to get out of publishing another 500 pg book about Howard Stern's
boring life; oh, right, but she did go bike riding with Robin Quivers
years ago before her scripted medical drama since we all go a little
crazy sometimes when our paychecks are hacked up and you see the 
pieces landing in the rose color Hermes messenger bag of Mrs. O'Stern.

Thanks to hubby emptying out his Sirius studio and firing
nonessential useless staffers, Beth can afford to parade 
around NY appearing on all the morning TV shows spouting nonsense
about her purpose in life. Hey honey, nobody cares, you are a talentless
dolt hired by Stern to make both of you famous when all you do is
kiss the asses of industry producers as you cry and cry over the
phone until they give you some shitty TV job.

Beth has been proving for the last 25 years that Howard can make no one famous, I mean, he has been a morning zoo radio DJ forever, without going to that corporate cloud at Sirius satellite, he would be a little zero with his stale morning show on a free radio station for a few hours every morning and that would be it. No "America's Got Talent" without his corporation getting him work on TV with all the cross promotion with NBC and the SNL crowd plugging their projects. Yes, Howard still has his standard morning zoo radio show yet with a corporate cushy job where he could hammer away and harass everyone until they finally gave him a little TV show that was already an established summer filler show so hopefully Stern could do no real damage.

Beth will also repeat her mantra like a psychotic beast that grabbing kittens for photo shoots is her PURPOSE and then dumping them onto foster homes in New Jersey. Yes, her purpose is being photographed with kittens, then marketing her shitty calendars and books to a phantom fan base where all proceeds go to her personal fund, called Bianca's Furry Friends. Miss Purpose is getting away with this because the entire world is avoiding the Beth & Howard vortex of bragging, spinning, and phony press items that they pay for, and don't want to draw attention to this couple of losers needing homeless animals for publicity.

Howard is hiding his new nose job in this photo since this blogger 
said the photo he posted last week where he was delivering kittens
was a fake, since his profile has changed and doesn't look like
it is him. So in this photo, his facelift tape fell. Is this really Howard
or some dummy hired by Beth's openly gay duo management team of doom, 
who have done nothing but think up stupid fake stories for Howard to spout on his radio show. 

Obviously, Howard is obsessed with Bruno the movie star and tries to copy his superstar model poses and Beth looks like his brother:

The photo below shows a faction of the alien army of dubious gender orientation that love Beth. I don't know what airbrushing machine they used on this photo but they all look like rubber demonic Mattel dolls and Beth couldn't fit her falsies into that tight little jacket so she ditched the breasts this time.

Who knew Beth was filming the Kitten Bowl at a real TV studio; it looked like her apartment with a false backdrop and Howard has all his photoshopping equipment in the city ready to go to help out with the green screen team and plugging a bunch of kittens into the final print.

BRUNO OR BETH? Don't know:

Yes, some people need a hobby to past the time or in Stern's case to fill it. Is stuffing birds Howard's next hobby? Or is he just going to keep stuffing Beth down our throats every week on his stale satellite radio show that should be stuffed into a closet with everything else in Howard's life.

#bruno #betho
#BFP  #bethfanpage