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My gosh, Howard seems all femmed out sporting the obvious full facelift and botox with the waxed eyebrows and laser skin peel to make his skin a pale finish as he looks more and more like prosthetic Robin Williams from the movie, Mrs. Doubtfire. 

Seems to be a common pattern with Howard, that the only way he can get any celebs into his studio under 60 yrs old is because of the deal he has had with David Letterman forever, that guests appearing on the Letterman Show have to stop in and make an appearance on Stern's morning zoo radio show. It has happened frequently, with a few recent examples shown below:

Amy Poehler walking into the David Letterman studio, 10/27/14, and
 did the Stern show the same day.

Jim Carrey arriving at the David Letterman studio, 10/29/14, and
did the Stern show the same day.

Russell Brand walking in to do the David Letterman show on 10/15/14
and did the Stern show on the 13th.

Sources reveal that it was always David Letterman working behind the scenes to make Stern a star and was the secret squirrel behind the Howard Stern late night talk show that aired briefly as summer filler years ago opposite the reruns of Saturday Night Live (SNL). As this blogger already reported, after one episode of the Stern talk show aired, Lorne Michaels knew that he need not bother with any special reruns of SNL as the Stern show obviously presented no competition. 

Fat Howard is seen here with the 
standing up routine on the Tonight
Show pretending he is a real "stand up"
comic refusing to realize he is a
morning zoo radio DJ.

Howard always felt like the favored child of Letterman which is why he threw a tantrum for not getting anywhere on the late night TV front and Stern resorted to his little power play with Jay Leno and appearing on his show several times with a battle in Howard's head that he matters to any network. Howard has proven that he can sink ratings despite horning into a made franchise of that summer filler show "America's Got Talent" (AGT). We know AGT is not his show but he simply reads from a script and stares at people trying to be famous. Howard is an expert at that since he stares at his wife Beth who has been trying to be famous for 30 years.

This photo shows Howard
younger, with a smaller
nose and smaller chin.

Also as previously reported on this blog, this is not Howard Stern [photo, left]; however, judging from that small recent photo of Howard when Amy Poehler was in the studio this week, did Howard get the end of his nose fixed? We all know Howard is frequently MIA and nobody can track where he is, only arms and the back of his head are ever photographed by Beth, whose job is keeping everyone busy with her kitten props and ignoring the fact that Howard does not live with her, but is having doctors to his home snipping off the end of his giant nose, which has already been subjected to at least two nose jobs.

Another nose job for Stern? Photo is from 10/27/14.

Sorry Howard, but all the plastic surgery in the world can't make you talented, good looking or famous. The joke is on you Howard, you got tagged big time by Beth. So enjoy your darling dolt who is aging before your eyes with nothing to show for it but all those little jars in the basement of all the failed lab specimens.

Beth is seen shilling for the American Humane Association's Hero Dog Awards where the entertainment industry pays for a certification saying no animals were harmed during production when it's outside the production where they are left abandoned that is coming under fire in the press.

#ds #beth #howard #hallmark #herodogawards