The Beauties vs Beth

Listeners of the Howard Stern pay radio show with a million commercials will remember a short time ago that Howard ranted and raved about the "girls", Heidi Klum and Mel B on America's Got Talent (AGT) sniping at them saying that the only reason they were hired was for their looks, and nothing else, even commenting that their short skirts bothered him hidden under the AGT judges table since no one could see their legs except Howard. 

Being around real girls in short skirts must be driving him wild; he wishes he was the girl in the mini skirt. A cross dresser has problems with stress and actually needs to spend time in women's clothing to ease tension. So no wonder Heidi and Mel B drive Howard mad, but we all go a little mad sometimes.

Beth is a Clydesdale next to Heidi and Mel B, and Beth is an old nobody, never-was, with saggy lumpy bizarre looking uneven breast implants...yes, BETHIE was JEALOUS and screamed that those girls should cover up for the AGT competition...oh, don't forget, Howard didn't diss the girls, it was Howard's MOTHER who had a problem with them. Yes, it was Howard using his MOTHER'S VOICE complained about "the girls". We all know Howard is jealous of those GIRLS who are super famous beauties who were hired by AGT producers to try and salvage whatever seasons the show has left since Howard Stern won't leave.

Cover up girls, Howard is angry that his wife, Bulldog Bethie, looks fat next to you; oh, and you are making Howard Stern's fan base angry, namely, his 98 year old mother...

Heidi & Mel B, at the live taping of AGT 7/29/14

Howard hates Heidi with her stellar modeling career, getting on countless covers of magazines and Bethie screaming and crying since Howard failed to get her anything but local crap like "Whirl" magazine from Pittsburgh. Poor Bethie, who got nothing but a married man with mental problems who was living in the basement playing dress up with his boyfriend staring at a fish tank while real models had to be reminded who Howard was before they ran to the nearest courthouse for a restraining order. Not only was Beth a failure as a model but a failure in the bedroom producing nothing but negatives she now stores in a vault. The only thing fertile about Beth is her imagination that lurks under those wigs and botox bumps on her head.

Howard is super jealous of Mel B, who was in one of the biggest pop bands in history...okay, Beth, do we "know" how Mel got that job? Just based on her looks? Well, Beth, judging by your looks and zero talent, in your case it was all about the CASH and how much you could afford to pay someone and all your low rent catalog gigs. 









Remember this hilarious photo? So, what catalog was this, Beth? Heidi & Mel B must be jealous.

Beth showing off those giant implants and plus-size girdlewear.

Oh, then cue Daddy and his negative bank balance struggling to support a giant dolt daughter in New York City desperate to call herself a model...oh, can he no longer practice dentistry in any state? Wonder why...I guess we will have to look that up on the Internet, it is public record.

Why would Howard care so deeply about AGT, about who they hire? Who actually gives a damn about this show? Howard does, because he can't unload Beth, she keeps getting sent back to him, back on his payroll. All her TV shows have been canceled and thrown in the garbage; they're not even recycled garbage they were scheduled for permanent destruction. Howard is having difficulty supporting Beth along with his Trust Fund babies.

Howard also took a snipe at Heidi today on his pay satellite radio show with where he does an AGT commercial in between paid advertisements where he has a total of about 8 listeners [did you see that crowd at San Diego's ComicCon? Nobody did, there was no crowd for the live taping and broadcast of the Howard Stern Wrap Up Show or Howard Stern's Geektime hosted by Ralph Cirella].

Howard claimed Heidi got started "late" in modeling, funny, since Bethie started at THIRTY-THREE YEARS OLD when Howard Stern paid for a photo shoot for an issue of Razor Magazine in 2003, and by 2005 it was thrown out of the business, defunct, over, the company shut down existing briefly online before being blotted out of existence due to the freakish proportions of Howard Stern's circus sideshow girlfriend.

Eat your heart out Beth, you never could score an SI cover, oh, but Heidi did... 

Gosh, did I miss AGT tonight? Oh, darn, so did the rest of the nation. Do we really need to see another Stern discovery? She looks like Beth.

Mrs. Pretty didn't disappoint fans for the taping of AGT as Howard shows off his new auburn tinted wig implants, shaded glasses to hide his eyes that point in different directions and he's got his face nicely pulled back with tape under the wig bushel on his head. Love that flat pancake makeup that funeral homes use; it works well on pasty dying skin.

Last and never least, Howard the Coward nervously backed out of an argument with himself on his satellite radio show today over the comments made by Deirdre Imus that he looks like a penis, so what, but thank god for Howard we can use that word on the air only to have it come back and bite Mr. Free Speech in the ass, or in the face. Yes, Howard backed down like a turkey eyeing a hatchet before Thanksgiving, but oh, he always backs down in the face of Don & Deirdre Imus, wonder why? They know who Beth really is, or was, and exactly how Stern got her...we all hope that gets a blind item spot on Crazy Days & Nights.

Howard might need professional help soon, I mean real help, not that psychiatrist that he hasn't seen in about 3 years since it was court ordered as a condition for joint custody, because on his radio show today he also took credit for ALL of the existing Sirius and XM subscribers. I mean, has he not seen the channel schedule? There are a million channels, Howard is one of the bunch, a blip on a radar screen, plus, half the subscribers don't get his show anyway, the XM bunch who never wanted Stern, they turned him down, so it was Sirius or a real pay site, where Howard would have had to set up his own Internet radio show, now that would have been hilarious; he might have gotten his cousin to advertise his stupid bee products on the show, and that would have been it before the IRS shut it down...I mean, that would be something to see. 

Go ahead Howard, quit your corporate  job, see what happens. Maybe Don & Deirdre Imus can get you a job as well as a life...