After The Fox

Howard Stern has been chasing the Fox network ever since they gave Joan Rivers a chance at her own late night TV talk show in direct competition with Johnny Carson's Tonight Show. Howard will assume "the position" for Fox co-founder Barry Diller, who even attended Joan Rivers' memorial service as well as starting QVC before quitting, just where Joanie hawked that overpriced crappy faux jewelry collection. And let's not bring up the 17 year relationship of Diller and John Malone of Liberty Media [now owns QVC and an interest in Barnes & Noble aside from owning a bunch of other stuff]; Howard is having a big orgasm just reading this blog with these media power players listed in one paragraph.

Monster Malone
with the yellow
teeth who is afraid
of flying since everyone
in his family is
desperate for their
inheritance.

You know John Malone, who bought controlling interest in the BANKRUPT and FAILING SIRIUSXM satellite company, this is after the hiring of Howard Stern, this is after the merger. Howard Stern proved that he can flatline and crash any company, he is doing it right now to NBC during the summer months, but then all the honchos and real celebrities are on vacation then anyway, so Stern can spin in his delusion he is a real celebrity instead of a stooge hired at minimum wage.

As proven by Beth, Howard always fawns over girls who look like trannies and most recently that Fox news anchor Kimberly Gagfoil. Oh, we know her story, married to that ex mayor of San Francisco [now Lt Governor of CA who finally came up with a wife and kids to squelch any and all rumors he is gay who fancies himself another "Kennedy" when he looks like an alleged femme Mormon] with Kimberly looking like a fish mouthed freak with a ton of fake hair; just Howard's type.

God damn ugly Kimberly with the permanent job on television since she was married to the now Lt. Governor of CA and is paid to keep her giant mouth shut. Yes, she looks like a man with an enormous wig; Howard's type, I guess he picks women that look like his size so they can trade wigs and dresses.

Damn-it; no wonder California's Capitol office has a bunch of hot model boys running around looking like they are straight off a runway in Milan with a bitchy blonde fraulein [allegedly Mormon] girl barking orders at everyone. The Lt. Governor Gavin Newsome is having a field day, I bet, just guessing. 

Nice to see Beth is getting some wear out of that old cat getup that she got for free at some charity fashion show held at a dock somewhere in the NY area as she copies an old outfit of Joan Rivers. 

Howard has been racing out of his radio studio this week in a tizzy since Bethie is around but failed to score any tickets to the "Interstellar" movie premiere Monday night. I guess they aren't such bigwigs after all.

Beth posted this photo on Instagram as she is desperate to sell her bomb book about a father cat to kittens and she is having a major meltdown as Howard is spinning in a frenzy wondering how to unload 100,000 copies of this potential landfill. Funny how Beth lives alone in the Hamptons yet has the biggest kitchen table on the planet.

Beth reaches a new low as she uses her "foster failure" to plug products so Beth can get payola from a discount store:

So, Beth's Boys couldn't score an invite for Beth to meet Christopher Nolan at his big movie premiere Monday night? I'm shocked, but I bet Nolan is jealous of Howard Stern and that he landed Beth, or Beth chose Howard but she never heard of him so Howard selected Beth over Angie Everhart and a bunch of other real models.

Since Howard forgot about Beth Tuesday, brace yourself for Wednesday: