Finally Furloughed 🥂🍾🥳🎉🎊🎈

YES!!! Howard Stern is finally furloughed for July and August and his boss Jennifer Witz can pop open the champagne bottles and celebrate. 

It was a super tough battle for Boss Witz in the beginning and first reduced Howard's live shows down to three days per week, but the backlog of useless show tapes just kept piling up and she could hardly make a dent in them.

So to try to stop Stern from producing more shows, she furloughed him for two months to hopefully make a dent in that backlog of useless show tapes trying to make some commercial dollars off of them until she can finally free herself of the stale Stern Show forever. 

But as said exclusively on this blog, Howard's original Sirius contract still stands and all he agrees to are contract extensions which are reviewed annually, Howard can leave anytime he wants, this five year bullshit is for publicity purposes to try to drum up interest in Howard's show.

So instead of a few weeks off during the summer, Howard now has two months off and can focus on making his do-nothing lazy ass wife Beth famous once again as he has done for the past 22 years or so when he made her Hamptons famous and used to get her on Hamptons magazine covers but everyone finally caught on she is famous for nothing but bagging a married Howard Stern and then sitting around in her apartment waiting for that divorce to be finalized which was around 1998/1999 before she could sign on the dotted line waiting forever for that ring and marital contract which is costing Howard more than just dollars for donuts and all the gummy bears Beth can eat with her jug of moonshine she keeps in the basement that her brothers deliver on a dime.

Party Time

I sometimes talk about the Martian Beth Fan Page and about how we engage in harmless competition to get the scoop on the famous Beth O and her wild rollercoaster life of ordering guitar picks for Howard. But, since the Covid Invasion of 2020, a few of my Covid staff have trekked to Mars for their paid vacations and they are headed there now since I can operate on a skeleton crew working the graveyard shift until Howard returns to the radiowaves in September.

Dan's Papers Won't Die

Howard's little world is dwindling and he shopped around that tired story about the status of the aged old man Billy Joel's health report and got his little plug in Dan's Papers [and elsewhere].

But I guess Dan's Papers is replacing the National Enquirer that years ago, back in the '90s and into 2000, would run a column reporting on Howard's celebrity interviews. But of course all that ended and now Howard just badgers online news outlets and of course that D-List crappy real estate ad newspaper called Dan's Papers. 

I mean, obviously it's all advertisements but Howard wanted a section for celebrity news so he could get a mini-column printed in their magazine and stick a photo of BETH in there of course when there is no context for BETH. She is not a part of the article, she is not a part of the Stern satellite radio show, but he always has to plug her mug in all the articles he writes about himself.

Here's the last of the Stern Show exclusive transcribed excerpts from the June 23, 24 and 25, 2025, final episodes for the season since Howard thinks he is on TV with real seasons and he goes into hiatus which is the only way Boss Witz could get the jerk to jerk off the air.

#dawgshed #martians #martianbethfanpage #howardstern

#hamptons #danspapers #danshouldpaperhisbirdcage #furlough

#hiatus #jenniferwitz #witz #AtWitzEnd

Now on Netflix 🍿🍿

If you don't have all access yet, it will be coming soon on Netflix in your region as it breaks streaming records across the nation because no one can get enough of "Becoming Led Zeppelin". 

It is an all-access pass to the greatest rock band that ever was and ever will be with rare up close and personal video footage of the band on stage, behind the scenes, and what it feels like to walk out onto that stage when they knew they had something special to offer, something unique, something new and exciting, a sound that no one else had or will ever achieve. 

Surpassing the master class level, these musical artists with a lead singer blessed with a voice from beyond the realms of the human experience, were all molded together by the hammer of the Gods to become Led Zeppelin.

Do not miss this movie even if you have already seen it a bunch of times in IMAX, it's a joy to watch over and over again. Turn out the lights, crank up the sound, and enjoy 2 hours of pure musical bliss feasting on the beauty and magic that is and always will be, Led Zeppelin.

Andy Scores Another Town Hall While Stern Sleeps in his

Hamptons Bargain Basement Bunker Studio Sinkhole

All the big celebs that parade through SiriusXM studios in New York City, all want to do a Town Hall with Andy Cohen, and then they may make the rounds to the other shows like the Stern show where Howard sits home on a Zoom camera because Sirius sent him there trying to oust him permanently from the company but he won't leave.

June 17, 2025, Arnold Schwarzenegger appears at a Town
Hall hosted by Andy Cohen at SiriusXM in New York City.

Here's June 17 & 18, 2025, Stern Show Transcribed Excerpts

#dawgshed #stutteringjohnmelendez #thetonightshow #jayleno

#kenny #bigchoppers #newteeth #horseteeth #horses #nsal

#bethostern #howardstern #arnold #andycohen #radioandy

Grease is the Word 🕺🏼💃🏼🎶

It's just too funny how the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) made sure to catch Beth O Stern on video of her dancing at the Beth Gala as blogged about on June 12, 2025 with video included.

Why did they do that all of a sudden, one wonders? Because Beth is normally a spectacle at these events, glomming onto every guy there with Howard the Watcher in the background ogling the dessert cart before grabbing a few bottles of booze and jumping in his limo back home.

As blogged about, Beth wore a huge dress with only a bib at the top because her lower body is huge and chunky with those chunky legs yet the bib top with flesh color side panels could hide her big giant padded bra to even out those botched wonky breast implants, where the left one is deflated and the right one juts out. 

It's similar to Howard's latest nose job, where his nose juts out from his face like a carrot on a snowman as seen from his LEFT side, a side he tries to hide from candid cameras because his plastic surgeon has his face crooked, where the chin juts out more from the right [which he likes, giving him that smoother jawline], but from the left it's uneven and looks receding. [See the 6-12-25 BFP]

Walter Won't Die

As blogged about numerous times, Beth normally likes to time the deaths of her pets with some public event so she and Howard can appear brave and go out and pretend to cry and be upset and get some press mileage out of it, but in this case, Beth wanted to time the death of Walter with her big Beth Gala on June 12th but since this blogger called her out on this, she is now waiting on heaven to claim its latest angel and it's taking longer than she expected.

Here's Today's Stern Show Transcribed Excerpts

#dawgshed #nsal #bethgala #gala #amy #doug #dave #howard

#beth #bethostern #adoption #grease #promdress #prom