The Return of Howard's Boob

Gosh, I had given up hope on a second season of Howard Stern's satellite radio show segment called "Howard's Boob". It's been gone from his show since May 2017 and took an overly long break but now it's back on his show starting 2-26-18. Oh, and he even has a new sponsor for the segment just like he had sponsors for the first season of the show which was the Hallmark Channel since Beth keeps pushing that kitten bowl in everyone's faces when she just needs to scrub that damn bowl herself and flush it already.

To take a look back at the prior shows, you are more than welcome to reference the following blog entries:

"Howard Stern's Boob", 1-25-17
"Season 1, Episode 3: "Howard's Boob"', 4-3-17
"Keeping Up With the Sterns", 5-4-17
"Bounty Hunter", 5-22-17
"What Happened to Howard's Boob?", 8-2-17

You may remember the point of this new show of Howard's. He is trying to script a personality for Beth O Stern who, like most beggars who are only looking for dough, have zero personality and will do whatever you tell them to do without question for that dough, like, sit, stand, stay, and go away [that last one is the tricky one]. Howard is also trying to pander to his fan to make it seem like Howard has troubles just like the average nobody and he and Beth bicker. Howard staged this same garbage with his first wife Alison to script something for her to bicker about on the air and pretend Howard is a tortured man. It's just bullshit.

Season 2, Episode 1 of "Howard's Boob":
Air date 2-26-18, "Beth Doesn't Deliver".

This time his sponsor was called Gourmet Garbage, I mean the Gourmet Garage and BUTCHER SHOP since I don't think Howard mentioned its full name, but it conjures up images of rats rummaging around a garage looking for food with guys eating over garbage cans while waiting for that whistle to blow so they can get back to work at the factory. Gee, I thought this place was a gay hangout near Soho where you can score a bunch of stuff in the alley? Oh, like fake Louis Vuittons, nothing else implied here. How would I know? Uh, I plead the fifth.

Howard claimed to show up to pick up an order of vegetarian chili when everyone knows that old fart cannot stomach that industrial strength roto rooter for his colon when he has so many problems in that area and frequently gives his own personal colonoscopy updates on his stale satellite radio show. Plus, that place serves tons of REAL MEAT and I am not just talking about its food. Howard needs to hire a real writer for the gourmet garbage he serves up each week when he decides to have the nerve to show his facelift at the Sirius satellite studios.

Plus, Howard and Beth are not vegetarian. They eat everything in sight and it always involves stuffing animal products down their throats while they wear their hides on their bodies in support of the animal slaughter industry byproducts. They are as phony as those things they wear on their heads claiming that they don't dye their hair extensions and hair systems while Howard has to get his raccoon permed every few months to keep those whirly curls in place hiding his receding hairline.

Gary's Loft, NY, 2-26-18.

Howard claimed in that little sitcom episode today that Beth forgot to pack him a dinner?? Like, one dinner for the week when he is in the city and she is sequestered to her Hamptons hellhole? 

Uh, Howard doesn't know that Beth is in Manhattan this week? She not only has to trade cats back and forth with her pigeons from the North Shore Animal League at her Manhattan corporate apartments that are now used as a feral cat processing center, but she was in town to glom onto that fat cook out of can Rachael Ray, to celebrate her junk food for pets she markets that is rarely off the FDA recall list. Now Rachael has been tagged since Beth's other girlfriends that she gloms onto and fondles and can't keep her hands off of them, have fled NY hoping to not get stuck with Beth again. It's difficult since you can't make the Sterns angry or they will hound you forever with those facelifts that could stop a clock.

2-26-18, New York City. Rachael keeps donating proceeds from her crappy pet
food company to BETH via NSAL since they are sick of paying Beth's salary out of
 their own accounts. So Rachael gets a tax write-off and the public
has to race their pets to the vet after getting suckered into buying pet food allegedly
made from diseased animal carcasses from Korea.

#dawgshed 
#howardstern  #bethstern
#rachaelray  #nutrish
#gourmetgarage
#garbagepailHoward
#whirl  #bridal
#bride

The Closer Strikes Again

I blogged about this in 2012 but it became relevant again and worth talking about again. As you may know, I delete tons of old blog entries to keep this site current and may reblog about something if something new happens. Well, as everyone who has been STUCK WITH THE STERNS knows, if you truly want to be free of them and their ratings killer curse, you either fake your own death or cut and run and lock all the doors, shut down your TV show, and run for the hills and barricade yourself inside your home.

The latest casualty of the Stern Curse is Harry Connick, Jr., and his TV show. It has survived for two seasons and each season featured Beth Stern and her stupid no-list Kitten Bowl TV plug where she forces cats to play on demand with cat toys that they quickly lose interest in but Frau Beth barks orders at them and throws them around a fake football field until they almost drop dead from exhaustion so she needs a constant supply of kittens to use and abuse to make a show out of it in her pitiful never ending quest for fame.

Remember these shows that The Closer got canceled? No, it's not all inclusive due to space issues on this blog:

Oh, but what about The Others? Howard posed with the ghost of Charlie Chunk, the cat Beth overfed to death and died yet she is resurrecting some fright photo of Howard with his crazy eyes and fright weave with Charlie looking spooked and trying to flee. Beth said it was an old photo from Facebook. We know they have tons of unpublished, unseen cell phone photos just waiting to surface. If they don't have a now-deceased cat in the photo, Beth pretends they are current and not taken 8 years ago.

Oh, speaking of Brookie [I'm sure you recognized that screenshot I used from Alice, Sweet Alice], she's got a big new clothing line on QVC and not Beth. How hilarious is that? You mean no one wants to market clothes that are short and wide by a woman famous for being an invisible model in Europe? 

This blogger asked The Others [dead Charlie Chunk and Howard with a dead career] if in fact Robert Wagner allegedly killed his wife Natalie Wood. A ghostly apparition appeared and we'll let the bubblegum answer that question from beyond the veil.

#nataliewood  #wagner

#howardhasnowoodjustbark

#bethstern  #dawgshed

#twitter  #instagram  

#howardstern

#harryconnick #connick  #MTM

Beth Stern's Fat Ass Fashion Week

Yes, from the combined brain power of the two aged peanut heads of Stern & Buchwald, we get Beth Stern's Valentine's Fashion Week, a Howard Stern Production. 

It's all because Beth couldn't horn in on Fashion Week in New York this past week and was shuttled off to the Florida white elephant because Howard has to buy property to save face that he and Beth are barely tolerated among the wealthy and elite of NY social and celebrity society. Their Florida sinkhole has only a few rooms that have electricity and the rest is shut down to save on expenses. Of course, they've got their botoxology clinic and fake tanning spa and cellulite wrap bar in the basement away from direct sunlight or the Sterns' faces will melt. Beth can only run outside for a cell phone photoshoot for 10 minutes before she races back indoors or she and Howard will turn into spotted owls.

I've gotta hand it to them, I couldn't think of something more stupid if I tried and it's to deflect from the obvious, that no one could score Beth a ticket this time to fashion week in New York, you know, where designers seek out the top models and celebrities to show off their clothes and only the top people get to sit in the front row of the shows. As shown on the sidebar of this blog, last September Beth managed to score a spot standing outside of a fashion show in front of the fake trees and grass, no photos have emerged of Beth actually attending a show since she probably couldn't brag about her seat placement [other than the saggy placement of her own seat]. Howard Stern and his daddy agent were working overtime on a gimmick for Beth to deflect from the fact no designer wants to see Beth in their clothes since it translates into zero dollars from the buying public. Nobody cares what Beth wears since the designs Beth can fit into look like they are straight out of the Lane Bryant catalog.

So instead of New York's Fashion Week, Howard Stern staged a Florida Valentine's Fashion Week for Beth where she poses in different outfits claiming it's for Valentine's week not day, which normal people celebrate, get it Beth? They don't make a huge deal out of it since it's just a marketing scheme for Hallmark cards but the aged lovebirds that nobody cares about have to pretend they are devoted to each other when it's just Howard desperate to silence the screaming banshee who badgers him nonstop to be famous and get her in print somewhere in some magazine or online jumble of non-stories and garbage tabloid sites, so Howard has to take some cell phone photos of his pariah and post them on that big free site called Instagram, the go to site of teenagers and cheap celebs who don't want to pay to maintain a real website to plug their big famous life. 

Save these pix folks from Beth's IG show. They will most likely
be recycled again this summer in Social Life Magazine when
Howard pays for his annual cover feature for his shorty legged fat assed wife.

Howard has no content to maintain a website just for himself and/or Beth since they don't do anything. They horn in on a few events each year having zero to do with themselves, it's not their work product, just horning in on some movie screening or crashing a party for charity where they hog a seat and no one has the courage to tell them to leave. Howard has a free website that's maintained by Sirius satellite radio and Beth has a defunct website featuring nothing but her old first book that came out in 2010 and announcing the adoption of their cat Apple who has been dead for over two years.

Howard had the nerve to highlight all of Beth's body flaws in the photo below posted on Beth's big IG show. She's got the flabby fugly ass [what happened to Beth's Spanx collection?], shorty thick legs, and has to wear huge dumb heels since she is barely above 5'7". Hardly a runway model, more like a runaway train wreck model in the Florida everglades where Howard constantly has to play cell phone photog to Beth's big ass supermodel. Some role playing there, no wonder he keeps trying to move Beth and the O Family Flying Circus south permanently so he can move on with his big career goals of bothering movie and television producers and trying to work out a deal with his next book ghostwriter. Howard can't wait to boast about his big life that his first wife Alison had no clue about which is all a farce of course, since the first wife knew he was attempting to dump her before she could dump him but she had proof of a certain Volleyball Twin hiding In Plain Sight after being laughed off the Peet moss playing field.

So where is Howard's big autobiography all about how he met Beth? Howard sang a song on his old radio show about being a Tortured Man because he was married to his first wife Alison and had the three lazy ass kids who did nothing but fax their food orders to the cook downstairs in their kitchen. We can't wait for that fairy tale as Howard suddenly knows he's got to be careful what he puts in print, so is having trouble with avoiding the whole thing and working with his ghostwriter who is having problems working out a story that doesn't come across as completely farcical and be laughed off bookshelves. We hear his ghostwriter has fled the scene and is suddenly not so brave about doing yet another unauthorized biography about some celeb since he just mainly copies from the National Enquirer or maybe a few Vanity Fair articles, changes around the wording and slaps his name on the project.

I bet Stern's fans would love another book from the King of All Bullshit, right?

Well, the unauthorized author Halperin uncovered MJ but when will he uncover HS? Howard is a fan of MJ and would only defend him against the pedo allegations IF he consented to a monotonous torturous interview on Howard's terrestrial radio show. So that was a no for the MJ camp yet Howard loves the MJ look and is dying to redo his weaved perm in MJ's style.

Oh my gosh, Beth is not considered well known, well bred, or well to do like LOIS POPE. The other seven women named in the article from Palm Beacher Magazine are Margaret Luce, Frances Fisher, Herme de Wyman Miro, Lourdes Fanjul, Kathryn Vecellio, Wendy Roberts, and Amanda Schumacher. But Beth's inbred and from Jupiter too, right? Oh wait, that's Mars. 

Just love it that Miss Katie Lee Social Climber is also on the board of the New York City Food Bank as Howard Stern races to get in line at Katie Lee's kitchen. Feed the hungry you know, and Howard is hungry for someone who can make him famous and get him back on TV. Maybe Howard should try the foodie network of people who pretend to eat that crap? He could ham it up on the show and dance around saying how great it is to eat tons of radiated seafood and then plan on a throw up session after the show to keep his potbelly physique with the atrophied arms and legs.

Howard Stern dresses like a woman in need.

#halperin  #dawgshed  #stern
#katieleekitchen  #howardstern #mj
#bethostrosky  #bethstern
#newyorkfashionweek2018  

Fashion Week Snubs Stern

www.instagram.com/p/BfHWY7VARcJ/?hl=en&taken-by=bethostern

Beth Stern apparently has been shuttled out of town during Fashion Week in New York this time around since she posted a few hilariously awful photos on her Instagram show trying to prove she's in Florida and not sitting and stewing in her Hamptons hellhole. 

Fashion week this week also coincides with Valentine's Day and normally Beth stages her frenzied cat dumping sessions to make it appear to her cat club crazies who follow her Instagram show, like she is a super charity worker when she has to deflect from the fact Howard Stern can't score her a ticket for her wide ass to sit in the front row of any show during Fashion Week. 

In 2015 she was shuttled off to Florida during one of the Fashion Week events [also coinciding with Valentine's Day] where she showed off her modeling skills posing against a wall staring at wall art in her Florida Mystery House where she models different walls, entryways, railings, and a blurry staircase leading nowhere, in an attempt to play model while the real fashion world snubs those phony Sterns since they are not famous for anything but Howard is famous for refusing to quit that dull satellite radio show since then Big Beth O Nobody would finally disappear off the pages of D-List lifestyle magazines where Howard Stern is forced to buy property to get his wife any attention at all. Howard keeps photographing his wife with the dumb expressions on her face with those short stubby legs and freakishly long upper body and he thinks he can shop around the photos and get them printed in online magazines, or anywhere for that matter, when HE foots the entire bill and the magazine has to placate Howard or be badgered into infinity since he is a telephone terrorist that keeps trying to market that Pittsburgh Pariah he married. Beth is famous for nothing but hounding the David Letterman show where she was finally dumped onto the Stern radio show since you cannot tell a professional pest to just go away, you have to get the dog onto fresh game, a new scent, and Stern was such a desperate sucker he got stuck with Beth.

Beth posted this photo on her IG show, 2-12-15.

A rare photo from inside the Florida Mystery House with
a mirror image of Beth on a blurry staircase leading nowhere.
The photo originally appeared on the BFP 10-16-15 "Sky High".

I guess Justine Theroux got the all clear from his biker boys in New York that the Sterns were headed for Florida so he could be free of Howard's hair system and that tree trunk legged Beth shouting about how she was a famous invisible model in Europe. Not sure what is on Justine's head, it looks like a flying Julius Caesar blue tinted wig.

The neighbors in Florida are already talking about the haunted Stern mansion as Beth is normally seen wearing a giant veil covering her latest round of Botox bulges and the servants have to be careful to not stare directly at her or she'll go into a fit. She sneaks around the secret corridors of the mansion and spies on staff and they can't see her since the place is filled with 2-way mirrors. Howard normally just dumps the selfie monster in the foyer and skates back to his boys in the band who pander to his every need, day and night. You know, gotta have the coffee boy to stop the morning shakes and then the bagel boy and gosh, then there's the pasta and shrimp delivery in between his weaving class and his chess class where he stares at boys playing chess and Howard just sits and watches with the Chess Master, and then visiting his family making sure all the nuts stay in their baskets. 

There are no non-family repeat overnight guests at the Stern Florida
Mystery House. Servants have leaked information that Beth can be
seen in a room off the foyer talking with an apparition of a little girl who calls
her "mom" and wants her own IG show to take selfies with
all the cats that have died while in Beth's foster care and have crossed
that Rainbow Bridge. 

As reported on this blog, it was Beth who stated in the press that Howard was retiring in 2017 to live permanently in Florida and obviously the dolt has no clue it's her and that O Family of supermodels that Howard wants to move to Florida and keep his own life in NY to scamper between his Siriusly stale dull satellite radio show and Katie Lee's kitchen of handy helpers.

Nice to see that Dame Beth-Man has fans everywhere since this is the hottest blog on the Internet. For the page views to date, check out the stats on the sidebar of this blog. All fans are appreciated.

#florida  #stern  #bethstern
#dawgshed  #sternforum
#fashionweek  #winchester
#palmbeach

Stepping Out

There are a ton of red carpet events in New York this week and Mrs Beth Ostrosky Stern was not at any of them so far. New York Fashion Week has started and we wonder if Howard can score her a freebie corporate ticket to one of the loser shows outside of Bryant Park. 

It's surprising to see her little public life dwindle into nothing but circling the wicker man Howard Stern with her camera phone as he visits with the foster cat photo props placed around his body in an attempt to make the old racist and misogynist likable to Beth's cat club crazies and phony corporate drones who follow her on Instagram.

Howard doesn't even bother to take off his big coat as he
spends the day with the cats while waiting
for his limo ride back to the city.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Be839AqAXc-/?hl=en&taken-by=bethostern

Sarah Jessica Parker was seen dying of something at the New York red carpet HBO event for the show "Divorce" with no Howard or Beth in sight since they are senior group home romance icons and wouldn't get near the word "divorce". I mean a divorce would never be imminent with the disappearing duo who are too cheap to pay to attend red carpet events since they are both buttinskys wanting to horn in on someone else's ticket. Maybe Jessica should stop by Count Dracula's castle for a bite [of someone] to bring back some color in her face.

Waiters and waitresses allege that Sarah's hubby hits on them when dining
alone, however, sometimes brings another woman along as his dinner companion
with Jessica nowhere in sight. Her hubby is also alleged to have had
a big time affair with Nathan Lane, his Broadway buddy. Reports assert that
Jessica is snotty with inverted nipples. Go figure. I wouldn't be snotty if
I had that body flaw. Beth Stern reportedly has no nipples and brags about it.
Sarah has since used falsies or had gotten breast implants
[ref: Beth Fan Page 5-3-15].

The alleged closeted Thomas Hayden Church showed up at the
HBO event looking gayer than Howard Stern. 

The phony gay rights advocates and marriage equality supporters Howard and Beth Stern again fail to show up in NY in support of amfAR as Heidi Klum continues to shine on the red carpet and has always supported the numerous amfAR events each year to cast a spotlight on AIDS awareness and promoting research for a cure. There is no cure for the cheap bastards named Howard and Beth Stern and all they do is play with kitty cats all day taking selfies and call it charity work.

Howard has always been jealous
of Simon's adorable son Eric.

Howard Stern of course will again start his campaign to appear as a guest judge on NBC's "America's Got Talent" since he wants to prove he quit the show and was not forced out because the show packed up from New York and moved the entire production back to Los Angeles. The ratings for the summer filler show have never been better since the network made the decision to finally dump Howard by simply moving back to a community property state. Howard can never move to California permanently due to the spouse automatically getting half of everything even though Stern owns property, it was acquired prior to his bizarre two weddings to Beth Ostrosky but we know everything can be fair game once Howard buys the big casino. 

So Howard bashes Simon Cowell whose company produces the show and has publicly stated [as also reported on this blog] that he only suggested Howard as a guest judge but Simon couldn't take over the show yet due to scheduling conflicts with his other shows. Simon finally ousted Stern in 2016 and Howard keeps hoping to get Simon's attention by bashing him or critiquing the show as if the dullard on the radio dial knows anything about anything but bothering people with real jobs and real shows on television.

Beth appeared pregnant last summer at public events [as reported exclusively on this blog] and Howard was hopeful that his mare finally had a viable fetus to carry to term but obviously that didn't pan out but Howard is allegedly seeking a surrogate to carry the baby with Beth supposedly going on Prednisone to mimic the effects of being pregnant when she's caught on camera by the paparazzi that she has to call herself to show up to take her picture and she can act all mad about it. I guess we'll watch what happens this summer season as the Sterns are disappearing from the social scene since no one can stand to be in their presence so a baby would work out better and get them the much needed publicity that they crave.

Beth even has the nerve to buy similar toys for her cats like Mariah bought
when she was pregnant with her twins.

Gee, Howard's fan can't wait for the subscription fee hike to see Howard on a video streaming service aside from the audio only version of his stale satellite radio show. I remember when he was still on free radio how funny he thought he was when he would ignore the guest and he and Robin would chatter and see how long it would take the guest to blow up and get mad or leave the studio in a huff. Oh that was fun. Now you know why the jerk can hardly get anyone to show up for his dumb interviews now and he just sticks to a pre-approved script or he would be sitting in the dark alone barking orders at Fred the sound effects drone while Howard fumbles with remembering if it's his day near Katie Lee's kitchen or back with the Hamptons money pit.

So how do you rate Howard's interviewing skills? Well, he is just reading from a script approved by a bunch of people so he can't be sued for his own show content and tries to get the guest to blurt out something embarrassing or shocking that Marci Turk can immediately press release. You know Marci, the Sirius corporate stooge assigned to the Stern show to mitigate the problem of Howard's growing ego and zero A List product sponsors for his two channels that are costing Sirius money to broadcast.

#amfar  #howardstern  #dawgshed  
#bethO  #bethstern  #marciturk  #liza
#sarahjessicaparker   #beththinksthosecatsarehumanbabies

Beach Bites

It seems that Katie Lee [formery married to Billy Joel] has made out better post-divorce to an old fart meal ticket than Beth Ostrosky Stern has done while married to an old fart meal ticket. Well, I mean even Howard Stern can't stay all the way away from Katie Lee's kitchen in Tribeca and we can see the attraction...to all those goodfellas pasta places that are just to die for providing you don't sit in front of a window and get hit by flying bullets richocheting off Howard's full metal wig.

Insiders and outsiders
allege Katie was pregnant
with a Joel and lost it
in the divorce.

As you know, Katie Lee was married to the awful singer who assaults piano keys in concert, Billy Joel, and Beth is married to that awful talk radio show host who thinks that anyone is interested in seeing his facelift on a video streaming service as a part of airing his big package on SiriusXM satellite radio on a weekly schedule of nothing but treading water trying to get free eats and drinks from sponsors who think that Howard plugging them on his rarely live satellite radio show equals more sales to the non-earning Soupy Sales crowd of retirees in group homes allegedly accused of being no talent fug faced creeps who should have been locked up instead of doing kiddie shows.

Katie Lee is an author and has a show on the Food Network and is a world traveler for one of her shows called Beach Bites where she shows cable TV audiences what she puts in her mouth and then spits out after the director yells "cut". Her Instagram is filled with photos of her appearing in exotic locales and on various beaches around the globe and she didn't elect to pay $52 million to get on the cover of Palm Beach Magazine like Howard Stern had to do, meaning, he had to purchase a giant home in Florida to get his wife any attention and press, first with some newspaper insert [City & Shore, September 2013 featuring photos of his HAMPTONS house, not his empty Palm Beach house], and now almost five years after purchasing that Florida money pit she finally gets on Palm Beach magazine, again, not featuring photos from his empty Florida flophouse, but from his Hamptons house he passes off as the Florida house. Howard's a giant faker - that Florida house is timeshare corporate housing, that's why you rarely see inside of it.

Geez Beth, at this rate you'll be a post-menopausal beach bite before you see your third cover feature in some magazine in Florida since it takes Howard that long to pay off some stooges to get your wide body in print with the airbrushed pea eyed face and giant choppers and you will never show inside that Florida house in a pictorial. Howard can't afford any interior decorators, it's corporate housing. 

The Palm Beach magazine cover feature just uses recycled photos from past issues of Social Life magazine and a few new ones Beth's fan has not yet seen since they are just sitting collecting static on her stale iPhone. You can access the digital version of the magazine online if you care to check out all the horribly bad photoshopping photos by Howard Stern, but trust me, they are just of the same old mare in the same ol' corral. They are old photos of Beth that Howard keeps recycling and passing them off as current.

I'm not sure there are enough lines drawn around this cut-out photo of Beth to slim down her huge body and place her on the beach. I don't know why Howard uses these old stale photos from their Hamptons hell house and passes them off as new photos from Florida. 

If you could say anything to Howard, what would it be? Well we found Howard's fan hiding on a message board whose comment is the first one [below] and it shows what an unfunny loser Howard's fan is. He must write for Howard's radio show.

The Beth Fan Page loves Howard's fan since his item made it into this blog entry. Hey now, Howard, your fan is promoting Beth's big issue...uh, well, at least he got the "Beth" part right.

#sociallife   #palmbeach  #palmbeachmagazine
#beth   #howard  #stern  #katie  #beachbites
#katieleejoel #wewishthebeachwouldbitebeth
#sociallifemagazine  #dawgshed  
#itpaystoadvertise  #cityandshore #city #shore

Puppy Bowl Sunday

The ever famous cable TV channel show, Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl, is a steady ratings winner opposite the real Super Bowl on Sunday where many losers like Beth Stern's Kitten Bowl or a bowl of fish on Nat Geo Wild have tried to take down this sure-fire ratings hit and all around awesome and fun show of puppies playing on a football field with an awesome cat half-time show. 

Hey Beth, can you fathom that cats do not play on demand and should not be forced or badgered into playing endlessly with cat toys for hours on end just so you can get your mug on TV? Just a bunch of people who work for the Hallmark Channel are forced to watch the torturous Kitten Bowl and inflate the Twitter feed promoting Howard Stern's wife whose career is circling another type of bowl that should be flushed for good. Beth claims to be a big time cat foster mom when all she fosters are daily Instagram photos recycled from years ago that she claims are current with a few cats photoshopped in the photos or thrown around a staircase or perched on high counter tops or window sills to their peril so Miss Bethie O'Unmarketable can claim that she fosters these animals before dumping them onto other people en route back to her posh digs in Manhattan to do some shopping while shilling for the charity that pays her to promote them ad nauseam, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). 

I hope you dumbnuts out there handing cash to Beth via
her foundation Bianca's Furry Friends know exactly what you are funding.
You are funding her playing model and posing in a lobby at NSAL and
she calls it charity work. She badgers cats for a week in her million
dollar mansions before dumping them onto other people and she
calls it charity work and gets a hefty tax write-off
while you get stuck with a lifetime of vet bills and a wild, unsocialized
feral cat to tear up your house. Adopt from your local animal
shelters, not from Beth Billions using cats to fund her selfie lifestyle.

Oh yes, the dumb idiots falling for Beth's cat charity gimmick are stuck with Beth's WILD FERALS that race up the curtains and shred couches looking for all those cat trees and cat shelves she has hammered into the walls of her cat foster room in the Hamptons, only to find normal people's homes don't have a designated cat room where there are tons of cat trees and furniture they can rip up and are only allowed out for meals as is the routine at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons. Let Beth Billions keep her own damn cats and adopt from your local animal shelter where animals are dying daily that you can save. No one can save the selfie monster Beth. So don't try, just ignore her and you soon will see that foster room close up if she can no longer dump these cats onto other people while she gets the big tax break and you get all the bills.

We know the Hallmark Channel is desperate to dump this useless Kitten Bowl since it costs them money to hire fathead Beth and a bunch of no-list celebs and announcers to host the borefest when they want to just air reruns of their own programs since no one watches the Hallmark Channel on Super Bowl Sunday so why bother with current bullshit programming so Howard Stern's wife can play spokesmodel in her corner of her feeble mind. Plus, the Hallmark Channel had to add PUPPIES to their KITTEN BOWL since everyone is watching the puppies on the famous Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet. Can't admit defeat, right Beth? Has the Hallmark reps stopped taking your phone calls yet? We know they are NSAL sponsors and are basically STUCK with you as we watch you age on camera every year as they continue to blot out your face in a CGI vague haze of delirium.

Suddenly Beth gets on her high horse since Howard Stern can't afford to buy Beth real fur so she brags about a coat she wore a few days ago doing the bloated Botox face & duck lips pose. Wow, Beth, you've really got your cat club crazies all fooled on your Instagram show into thinking you matter. PETA doesn't even care enough about you to throw paint on you since your face is covered in enough paint as it is.

Hey Beth, you may want to check the country of origin for that coat you're wearing since designers buy this stuff cheap and sell them to dumb Americans like you as expensive "fakes" that look real enough that you need to wear a giant LABEL on the sleeve saying it's not real fur when they are really made from dog fur from China and Indonesia. But Beth is an expensive fake too so I guess it all evens out.

What about this little faux pas? Forgot to explain why you're wearing a genuine shearling sheepskin jacket? Or is it? Had a lapse in judgment since you are always sitting alone in the Hamptons with the hubby stopping by to pick up his latest package from Net-a-Porter of that dress he wanted and then skate back to the Big Apple where his little silk worms are hiding? You know, the tailor boys, the sock boys, the photo boys, the coffee boys, the bagel boys, the underpants boys, the chess boys, the grillin' boys, and boys we have yet to hear about. That giant man seen coming and going at Howard's apt is Emily the eldest do-nothing daughter, his some time escort and alibi, not a giant boy toy so please don't start those rumors. 

This item originally appeared on the Beth Fan Page,
August 19, 2015 "Judge Cuts" where Beth is wearing
real wool as shown on the cover of WSJ. Also printed
on that blog entry are the comments from people against the cover of WSJ
promoting the wearing of real hides and furs. Beth again
promotes wearing real animal skins and furs when it suits her.

Howard's too busy anyway staring at this view of New Zealand to be interested in what Beth's doing in sheep's clothing spinning in a tizzy all excited about that same dull Kitten Bowl that is widely ignored on Super Bowl Sunday. Suddenly Howard says he is all into football so he can avoid watching Beth host that continuous monotonous video loop of cats swatting cat toys all afternoon on the Hallmark Channel from his Hamptons hellhole.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Benv8V9B0x_/?hl=en&taken-by=katieleekitchen

So how many times is Beth going to recycle these garbage photos by some gawd awful photographer, amazingly they are not by Howard Stern. It's from some obscure overpriced cash grab in the name of charity from 2016 when a bunch of photogs photographed a bunch of no-listers for a book promoting animal adoption. So suddenly Beth needs to show the world these old photos since I have no idea if they are in the book or not but Daddy Don Buchwald has to ferret out anything he can for this aged nobody. 

Howard again is a giant liar since he stated more than once publicly that he would not be re-signing with Sirius and would retire so let's move forward with this lie from 2015, Beth announced that she and Howard wanted to move to Florida in a few years when it was Howard's plan that BETH move there in a few years. We'll see if he can accomplish that great feat and get her big feet to migrate south forever.

Can't wait to race out to the Super Bowl viewing party on Sunday while flipping back and forth with the PUPPY BOWL on Animal Planet as I hope we can free the world of fake Beth hiding in fake fur and real leather as we wonder where her real PETA ad is?

PETA would rather see Beth wearing fur than naked.

#betho  #howardstern
#wendy  #peta  #dawgshed
#nsal  #siriusxm  #hallmark
#animalplanet #faux #fur
#bethsbrainflewsouth
#howardwisheshislooneybirdwouldflysouth