Mine Field

As reported on this blog recently, everyone seems to be mining the Beth Fan Page for content and Playboy Magazine is no different. Beth Fans already knew about the natural transition of Playboy when they announced they would no longer feature completely naked women and this blogger said it would open the door for a transgender centerfold to appear in the magazine. Geez, suddenly, that became a reality. So glad this blogger can continue to provide content for everyone on the planet.

Oh yeah, just keep reading the Beth Fan Page folks if you want real news and the real scoop on things to come in the entertainment industry and the Stern world where Howard the confused adult can't figure out if he is male or female as we wonder if he, Beth or Cait were contacted by the new Playboy editor to appear as a centerfold that no one wants to see. 

We sure miss Miss Howard from 2013 as the confused transvestite from outer space pictured below from his awesome xmas card photoshoot in his basement at the Hamptons hell house. I mean, who is this gal kidding?

Photo from Dawgshed.com

We love the Stern Shake & Shuffle over the xmas and New Year's holiday break since they just dole out photos pretending they are in Florida and the Hamptons when no one knows since the photos are jumbled and doled out when convenient. As reported on the Beth Fan Page, around Nov/Dec of 2016 Beth got new boobs from her boob doctor in Florida and pretended to be in two places at one time. First she was photographed in the front great room in Florida and then she tries to pass off the same group of photos, cropped down, pretending she is back in the Hamptons. All staging to keep people guessing since Howard and Beth are normally not camera ready since purchasing that Florida Facelift & Cosmetic Surgery Center with the basement remodeling going on to ensure no nosy tabloid spies can see the bandages through those open windows with the ocean view where boats are parked with those high powered camera lenses catching celebs having a fun time with the botox brigade of hired help. [Ref: BFP 1-14-17, Beth's Bogus Life].

Nothing has changed since suddenly Beth posted this nonsexual photo allegedly from her Florida Facelift Fortress posing in a giant full coverage plus sized nightie hiding her face with her huge wig. Beth has to pose in front of doors since it's easier for Howard to photoshop Beth's wide body and gosh, we just love Beth the door model. So are we all pretending this photo was taken on December 24th Beth? Is that the point here? I can't wait to see how many stale photos have yet to be posted on Beth's Instagram show from 2013 that she passes off as current. You know, 2013 is when she started this bogus cat adoption gimmick since Howard was out of ideas on how to market this dolt to the public who have no clue who she is and really couldn't care less.

We know Beth is not just married to Howard Stern but to that enormous wig she sports and can't be seen without it unless she wants to frighten the help and they demand a raise in their already meager salaries since the Sterns can't afford their properties and have to stuff cats in closets to count their homes as animal shelters with almost 99 percent of the Florida Fortress shut down.

Well everything now is fake anyway what with it being reported for some time now that Lady Gaga is really a few different women playing the part. Yes, the original did appear on the stale Stern satellite radio show since they have friends in outer spaces that have Xenu club rings and they all buy that cheap hair at the same place.

Gosh, I wonder what's under that Christmas

tree that's waiting for me...

#howardstern
#bethostroskystern
#bethsternisanightmare
#dawgshed  
#bethwantsabrainforxmas #howardwantscouragetofacebeth
#simoncowell   #heidiklum  #jaredleto

Legendary Journey

Oh yeah, Dame Beth-Man has been on a legendary journey providing compelling commentary on the reality of Howard Stern and the Golden Hind he eventually married after years of putting up a fight against it and dodging its arrows, that was sacred to the Goddess of the Hunt in the country for old married men. The golddigging hind could only stay in human form when touched by an aged sugar daddy with at least two forms of ID and verifiable fortunes in U.S. bank accounts where she could dig in her golden hooves and heaven help her targeted prey from escaping.

Yes, the God of War has tried to cause destruction and fear around here, but nobody is truly afraid, we just get a bit miffed at naysayers saying this blog could not last beyond Howard's hilariously embarrassing performance as a judge on "America's Got Talent" since gosh, what would there be to talk about? Oh plenty, and we are just getting started, aren't we?

I mean, just recently Artie Lange decided to blurt out what this blogger said on January 6, 2016 about the fate of the Stern radio show. One wonders just how long he has been dying to say what Beth Fans already read about exclusively on the Beth Fan Page.

Oh I know, if the Stern show goes away, Howard thinks he can still get a paycheck while sitting home if Sirius tries to evict him and Beth who's shaped like a satellite dish [and who also gets a salary from the spaceship captain as the office Christmas party planner held annually on a submarine with radiated free fish eats and booze]. Yes, he signs for five years at a time but if he is not fulfilling his contract each year he can be launched into the dead zone and Sirius can continue to air his stale reruns unless they jettison all those worthless show tapes into outer space as junk that will float endlessly into infinity. We know from recent events, any perceived wrongdoing on the part of public figures in the entertainment industry can and will be taken down and fired even if the alleged offenses occurred many years prior to the firing. Everyone saves this stuff for future use, not just a reaction to a one time event even if it was considered illegal or not.

Everyone is hoping that the Stern show is canceled sometime next year since Sirius can barely keep it afloat even though both Howard's channels are packed with commercials. We know that Howard wishes all the on-air staff would go away and he really has finally achieved that with a blacked out studio with only himself in the CGI spotlight in wigs and makeup thinking he is some big time talk show interviewer like Johnny Carson or Jay Leno or Jimmy Fallon. Robin Quivers, who is not really his sidekick as stated in some press items, she is only a news reader and cackler at Howard's stale scripted jokes, has been sequestered almost full time to her home and is only in the city for freebie corporate theater tickets and a groupon at a deli.

Ever the copycat, we find that Howard seemed to have ripped off this guy [below] with his book of interviews. I have not read the book but will rely upon this person who posted their review on Amazon and I defy anyone to think he is not talking about Howard Stern but he's not but you would think he was.

Howard thinks that Sirius going to a video streaming service will save his channels, ha, I think not but what will save them is more wining and dining of the Sirius honchos hiding in the closet. I can't wait to see a revamped version of Howard TV what with Robin Quivers actually turning into a real couch potato and Howard turning into a wax figure with all his fright facelifts and laser skin peels with those permed sprouts planted on his head.

Beth is all excited since people are talking that she will have a segment on the new Howard Stern show next year since once you bring in cameras, Beth automatically shows up and good luck getting her to leave. We remember Howard testing the waters earlier this year with his regular almost monthly show called "Howard's Boob" where he would describe the antics and experiences on what it's like living with the famous Beth O [you can plug that show title into the search box on this blog and various blog entries should show up if you want to refresh your memory]. So now it's been said she is green lit for Howard-360.

Will the Beth Fan Page continue on its legendary journey? Gosh, I keep trying to exit out of all this but Howard and Beth keep doing such hilarious stuff and now his BFF was just thrown off morning television because he was an alleged sexual predator pervert and what with Beth being allegedly harassed and stalked by an unknown director trolling the streets of New York looking for dumb ass hinds to capture, flirting with disaster by angering Artemis and dodging arrows from the sky. Geez, how can I stop writing about all this? 

#howardstern  #bethostroskystern
#artielange  #dawgshed  #reddithowardstern
#robinquivers  #howard360
#merrychristmas   #james toback  #hercules
#ares   #artemis  #bethhasgoldenhornsunderherwig

Dead, Dying and D-Listed

I know, this blog title immediately conjures up the images of Beth and Howard Stern but neither are considered celebrities anyway.

However, two years ago, Dame Beth-Man had the original idea for the Howard Stern satellite radio show to air a constant loop of Howard's celebrity interviews as Stern's back office staff run out of ideas for the Stern Channel Howard 100 during this holiday break from nothing since Howard barely has show content when he decides to show up to warm that recliner that's perched in front of computer screens as Howard wonders what happened to his life. 

Yes, this is the first time Howard is only airing celebrity interviews nonstop on a continuous loop as this blogger gave Howard that idea two years ago but it just proves what I already know, that everyone reads the Beth Fan Page and no one will admit it as they continue to glean info and images from this site since it's just about the best blog on the Internet that covers real hard-hitting stories and the stuff people want to read about without getting bogged down in bullshit like posting random news items from MSN or whatever dull media outlet is out there with boring filler news items.

Time to bring into a focus a film that seems highly relevant right now with what is going on in Hollywood and the entertainment industry and the victims of alleged harassment and abuse just to score a part in a major motion picture or to get a regular gig on a morning TV show where the egghead dictator has been knocked off the shelf and most likely his cracked shell cannot be glued back together and hopefully, he is banned for good from the airwaves. 

Remember Starry Eyes? Oh yeah, in case you haven't heard, Meryl Streep wants all the actresses to wear BLACK to the Golden Globe awards show in January to show solidarity against the harassment suffered by many actresses in the industry. Geez, not symbolic at all.

Nothing negative is implied by these wig-wearing celebs wearing ritualistic
colors who have been plucked out of obscurity to be among
the highest paid actresses in Hollywood. Shave your head, wear the red,
then change to black and white and you're a star baby. Love Jennifer,  Michelle, and Emma.

Time to shave your head Beth and show off that wig and then when your hair starts to grow out you can pretend you just bobbed your hair. Hey it's worth a shot, right? Don't you want to be famous without having to stick cats in all of your photos until infinity and you can ditch the phony charity bit scripted by Howard Stern Productions [no longer 112 since Howard was getting embarrassed with being ruled by numerology so he pretends to not be bothered by the numbers when it drives him crazy to not have a number or street reference from his past in his production company name].

Oh, I can see it now, Beth O on marquees across the nation.

Still shopping for xmas gifts? How about gifting someone special with Barbra Streisand's cute son's new collection of songs available for purchase on iTunes-Apple? He is not just gorgeous he is also very talented and you don't have to throw the songs in a bonfire after listening and call an Exorcist to cleanse your house like with Emily Stern's CD she released in 2012.

#bethostrosky  #howardstern #sethmacfarlane
#dawgshed  #reddithowardstern
#starryeyes  #bethfanpage
#christmas   #everyoneisafraidofemilythestrange

Boozing for Bulldogs

Let's join Emily in a circle of prayer that
the IVF treatments have stopped and
Beth is now off the wagon again.

Thanks to a Beth Fan who sent me these photos, Beth has been busted with what appears to be a glass of white wine when she appeared for that bulldog benefit on December 4, 2017, a benefit to benefit herself since she normally sets up a table selling her books that failed to launch her into fame and Howard is still stuck with the unsold inventory. 

As exclusively reported by this blogger, Beth has not been seen in public or photographed with an alcoholic beverage since at least July 2017, including on her own Instagram show.

We see Beth posted memories of when she could pose with wine with her ass planted in the middle of the room in front of that same ol' fugly Christmas tree the Sterns' wheel in and out of that closet every year with some branches of the Stern family tree still remaining packed away in the back of the closet.

I don't know what Facebook Memories she's talking about.
Bianca the bulldog died in 2012. Don't they only rehash this year's memories
as we head into 2018? But Beth's still grasping at straws to make people like
her when she dumped the bulldog and turned to her foster cat  gimmick to pay
 the bills at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons.

As Howard Stern runs and hides from his deadweight freeloader job on Sirius satellite radio during the holiday break, he suffered yet another blow to his irrelevant ego when it has been press released that Oprah Winfrey will receive the Cecil B. DeMille award at the upcoming Golden Globes awards to be held on January 7, 2018, the first black woman ever to receive this top honor. Oprah again leaves Howard Stern in the dust of her fame since he could never match her skills as the reigning talk show queen of TV and cable TV and has become a bona fide movie producer receiving awards and nominations. Howard could also never get the coveted Oprah deal when she was first hired by XM satellite radio and then her show continued with the newly merged company of SiriusXM, a deal so coveted she raked in millions of dollars while never having to step foot inside that satellite radio studio when Howard is constantly having to haul ass into that stale studio of his and pretend to put on a show that exists primarily on audio tape while he fights again with the Siriusly closeted honchos with how many days he will actually show up in person in front of that stale microphone and broadcast to his listener. It is no secret that about 95% of the U.S. do not own a satellite radio receiver and less than 2% of Sirius subscribers listen to the stale Howard Stern radio broadcast each week.

#dawgshed   #forum
#bethsterndoesnthaveaforum  #marytylermoore
#cecilbdemillehateshowardstern
#oprahwinfrey  #emilystern

The Oracle

It might not be widely known, but Dame Beth-Man is sought after for her unique abilities and has been bestowed the title of "The Oracle" in some circles. So how much fun would it be to list a few predictions for 2018?

I am frequently contacted by persons from the well-known Howard Stern message boards like Dawgshed.com and get various requests that I blog about one thing or another. If you know the Da Vinci Code, you will get through to me and you might get your comment printed on this blog or a request granted. Otherwise, sorry, but I am too busy for bullshit.

Predictions are also called Guessology, so here we go:

Prediction: Donald Trump will divert a nuclear attack from Kim Jong-un and be honored and rewarded as a hero to the U.S. and will raise his frequency level a hundredfold ensuring his reign for two terms as President. The original dictator is long dead from a chronic kidney ailment and his replacement is friends with The Don and has financial interests in the West. So let the staging begin with anticipation of a wild ride throughout 2018.

Prediction: $cientology will no longer actively recruit celebrities. They are basically left open to too much public scrutiny when they piss off a star Scientologist. To avoid this, they have paid for a few recent Scientologists to receive industry awards like the Emmy or Golden Globe awards to satisfy their celebrity centre faction of the group. Since they have funded the Scientologist JK Rowling and her huge book deals, they really have no use for the average celebrity trolling around Hollywood or some celebrity wannabe ranting and raving from bow to stern about what happened to their TV deals since getting kicked off the airwaves a few years ago. Hey, the deal was done. Stop bothering Xenu, okay? 

Prediction: Beth Ostrosky Stern will continue to make a prize ass out of herself on her Instagram Show and re-post dozens of old photos passing them off as new while continuing to shill for that death camp called the North Shore Animal League and that enabler of animal abuse and death at movie and TV studios called the American Humane Association. This is all a desperate attempt on Beth's part to garner the attention of this blogger while her husband Howard Stern neutralizes message boards that feed Howard's ego that Beth is considered a supermodel who chose Howard Stern. What other prizes does Howard have? Nothing but an award from a bankrupt, out of business, and demolished videotape store and a movie studio prop helmet never used in the film "Iron Man".

Prediction: Howard Stern's Siriusly in trouble satellite radio service has admitted defeat by fighting to go to a video streaming service. The audio-only system is a failure since we've got what's called free radio. 2018? More desperate attempts at salvaging an outdated service with an outdated radio DJ who does nothing but pay for press items while desperately trying to explain how and why he's financially supported a male companion for more than 26 years that is about 8 years younger than Howard.

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Beth gets tired of this blogger being right all the time and had to address her no wine or liquor references or photos of herself with a drink in her hand since at least July of this year as pointed out by this blogger, because she has been on the wagon. Oh, she thinks that by suddenly mentioning wine on her Instagram after not mentioning it for five months, somehow makes this blogger wrong about her. Well it doesn't, does it? Care to predict how long it will take Beth to get out of her out-patient therapy treatment? Umm, I predict another six months of sobriety for Miss Cartwheel showing her underpants to partygoers.

WHY does Beth need a glass of wine? Why not HAVE a glass of wine? Why no wine for the whiny wife of Howard Stern? 

Beth still has not posed with wine or liquor since at least July 2017
[if not longer] which only reinforces this bloggers'
assumptions about Beth's consumption.

Beth O'Phony continues to post old photos of herself and pass them off as new on her stale Instagram site since the woman does nothing and doesn't have content to fill her defunct website, let alone any of her media sites. 

#howardstern  #bethostroskystern
#merrychristmas #dawg
#happynewyear   #bethsterninstagram
#bethsternisonlockdown

It's In The Cards

We've got another year of this
Siriusly stupid Beth who thinks these creepy
selfies are modeling gigs. But then who else
could Howard Stern ever get than
a fruitcake missing her nuts.

We are not sure what the New Year will bring, but we hope Santa doesn't forget we would love a diamond [mine] this year to illuminate our path to 2018 that will lead us to more riches than we can ever imagine.

We also hope that Santa will deliver Howard and Beth Stern a life in 2018 since they do absolutely nothing unless it involves a bunch of bogus felines that pose as homeless animals so they appear to be nice people in case the other horseshoe drops and we find out the truth. 

But we know Howard is not going anywhere, ever. He is determined to keep boring his fan for the coming years as he fights with his Siriusly closeted honchos over working more days in 2018 while Howard will have a meltdown if it doesn't fit with his numerology schedule since he can't function unless the numbers are right. Howard's feeling pretty confident right now in that bulletproof wig and he thinks he's covered if anything negative comes out in the press since he sees his psycho doctor regularly as well as loving those cats since involving himself in a real charitable cause like amfAR would cost him a lot of money. With this cat stuff, he just collects money from rich suckers in the Hamptons who are slowly turning into pillars of salt. Everyone knows that poor Howard is anchored to a steady paycheck and could never face being stuck in the Hamptons hellhole with that apparent weirdo he married. Beth actually thinks it's her job to post dozens of photos per day of a bunch of cats with photos of herself stuck in there randomly modeling dumb cat clothes or showing off her latest giant padded bras and wig acquisitions as she proves day in and day out her existence means nothing. 

Who on this planet gets up every single day and actually uploads multiples photos all day long and into the evening every day, every single day of their lives, to Instagram and thinks she has fans who need to see Beth & Cat photos every single day? Even if you thought you needed to see 50 photos of the same cats, you do not choose the cats to adopt, Beth does. She does her drive-by limo drop of these wild cats and sets up a playground in her Hamptons hell nest that will not exist in most normal persons' homes. So when they arrive at your house filled with normal furnishings and decor, the cats race up the curtains and skid along that coffee table and scratch up your couch looking for those cat shelves Beth has nailed to her walls in the kitten foster room at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons. The whole gimmick just shows you the scrambled brains of Howard Stern who thought up this mess to keep his mess out of his mess in New York.

As exclusively reported by this blogger, Beth has not been seen in public in the Hamptons this past summer season having an alcoholic beverage and she still has not shown up on her media sites with any booze in her hand. So she is in a tizzy with facing xmas and New Year's sans a DRINK and is panicking while Howard hopes to ditch the sea witch and dump her at the Florida Facelift Fortress with the O Family while he skates back as usual to spend the holidays with his side of the family.

But it's a mystery as to what happened to lead Beth down the path of apparent sobriety. Is there something Howard Stern has to hide about his rarely vertical nobody he got stuck with? Oh, we loved the Alec Baldwin interview Howard conducted this week on  his reaper radio show where they each compared the pros they got stuck with as we wonder who their agents were and what was in the suitcase that each leftover gal selected [ha ha ha, allegedly an agent for these D List girls trolling around NY is a guy with an engagement ring and a contract]. But Howard and Alec were each trying to outdo each other since they both have ex-wives they are trying to make jealous with these unknown girls with the faces that range from ugly to plain who are on the make for an aged idiot to make them famous and get them the dumb book deals and red carpet deals and junk jewelry deals, on and on, yet at least Hilaria Baldwin made sure she got a bunch of Trust Fund kids to keep her happy and wealthy her entire life [all looking like they came from the same Martian egg donor], no matter what Alec does yet Beth is not so secure with her future as we wonder what she's got on Howard other than a strap-on.

We love these Christmas card ideas that the Sterns' are pondering this year since we just can't wait to see what photoshopping disasters come out of the scrambled brains of Howard Stern.

Beth  has stated that in the past that SHE needed $8 million to fund a
feline adoption center at the North Shore Animal League yet they recently 
published a press release stating they actually raised $16 million. 
So Beth apparently was collecting the $8 million for her 
own purposes via her foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends. 
Photo of Beth Stern's head was taken from DAWGSHED.COM

🎄🎅 Merry Christmas to all the illuminated ones and we
promise to come up with a viable fetus in 2018.
                 xxooxx - Howard & Beth Buttinsky   🎄🎅

#christmascards  #christmas  #newyears
#howardstern   #bethostroskystern
#merrychristmas   
#ifhowardquitsiriusbethwoulddisappear
#notgoingtohappen
#howardwantstofireeveryoneandexistonrobottv
#wewishbethwouldvisitsanta
#bethshowedmattherunderpantsattheapollointhehamptons
#bethisnowsupervised
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