Rockin' The Bottom

We've got five more years of the barren selfie monster Beth O, as Howard Stern tries to keep the dopes on a rope following Beth on her Stupidgram site who have no idea who the selfie monster is but love those little kitty cats she throws around those prison cells at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons.

We just love it that the Anistons ditched Jimmy Kimmel this year along with that monster he married who always have Beth and Howard Buttinksy in tow over the New Year's holiday. Supposedly, all the sharp objects have been hidden from Jimmy Kimmel as he is starting 2016 with a giant thud as his career has hit the rock power bottom of Howard Stern. Are we admitting defeat Jim Boy? I mean, there were tons of real parties going on in Florida to celebrate the new year, tons of parties in New York, Los Angeles, throughout the U.S., with a bunch of stars getting on national television counting down to the new year with Jimmy getting stuck at an old fart oldies but goodies concert of Billy "Desperate to Remain Sober" Joel, in Florida with who? Oh, the most famous pariahs known in the United States, Beth and Howard Stern. OMG, Jimmy, you have reached rock bottom.

Kimmel is stuck babysitting Howard Stern as they got the pink slip from Cabo and horned in on a Billy Joel concert in Florida.

Jimmy Kimmel's wife Molly McUgly, a.k.a., Frau Fug Face, loves her some Beth as they have a lonely nerd party sans celebrities with Beth inferring they are at their Florida house when it looks like their same old stale bar in the basement of their Hamptons sinkhole for their New Year's celebration.

Add to that is the return of the Johnny Carson show to what? Oh, just late night television, which is airing on Antenna TV at 11 PM each night depending on the area where you live. 

Say goodbye to your dismal ratings Jimmy. Late night television viewers can now choose between watching classic interviews with tons of top celebs or watching your gawd awful unfunny videos and skits with you constantly begging to be fucked by a star while literally kissing an old fart DJ begging for free publicity for your stale talk show.

OMG, I can't wait to see Howard Stern's appearance on the
Johnny Carson Show !!!! Oh wait, morning zoo radio DJs are
not talent.

Gosh, I forgot Jerry Seinfeld had hair before he got stuck with the serial dater and husband dumper, the desperate to be famous, Jessica. You know, Jessica, one of those absolute dull wives of celebrities that latch onto the cat charity gimmicks or the cooking gimmicks since anyone can pose with a cat or pose with a pot of stew since it takes zero looks or talent, just takes a rich dope to finance your selfie career.

Heidi Klum with her billionaire boy toy in Switzerland
happy to be free of Howard Stern and Miss Model Beth
who claimed to model in Switzerland for a catalog doing
a ski jump even though experts believe the modeling
job happened inside Beth's football head.

The actual celebs with dough to burn up in their hot ovens were off to Aspen this year or to Switzerland to hang out with the top ten percenters of the globe measured by their wealth while raising their glasses to toast their multiple Swiss bank accounts and where were Howard and Beth? On a hilarious "rescue" mission saving a cat sitting at a veterinary office in Florida while Howard was on the horn badgering Billy Joel's rep about barging on stage to do that countdown to the new year, yes, Howard Stern, the King of all Countdowns since being a judge on NBC's America's Got Talent where Stern was counting down those ratings every week during the dismal summer filler months when producers thought the old fart with the new weave couldn't hurt a steady summer hit. Well, Stern proved them all wrong, he can count backwards and is good at! Stern's next gig will be counting down the days every year watching his Sirius operating budget dwindle to nothing as his radio studio is being cleared out of humans in need of a monthly paycheck and leaving only a few desperate interns and aged pensioners still getting the payola [e.g., Robin O Quivers].


Yep, since Howard Stern signed on for five more years of stale satellite radio it means that we've got five more years of the animal abuser Beth O, who thinks that stopping for a selfie is more important than getting a starving abandoned cat to a veterinary clinic as these public servants stand by and do nothing to stop the selfie monster Beth who was stuffed into the stretch jeans and fat top.

Howard Stern loves this fan page so much, he has decided to provide content for it for five more years and we all win in the end, don't we?