Give Thanks You're Not Beth

Happy Thanksgiving Beth Fans as we all have reason to be thankful this year, thankful we are not Beth Stern and do not have to rely on an endless supply of kittens snatched from neighbors or from cat breeders with unsold and deformed cats we have to push into an iPhone camera everyday to make us famous. Be thankful we don't have to stock our houses with photo prop cats because we can't afford our addresses and need a tax write-off gimmick. Be thankful we are not phony animal activists when all we want is a tax write-off charity gimmick to make our lousy personalities and hideous facelifts and wigged weaves palatable to a phantom public.

Photo from 2013 where Beth wore the same wig this year for the annual North Shore Animal League Beth Awards gala as Howard Stern spits on human charities and is proud to be the useless Kitten King of New York with his failed plus sized model wife claiming that posting selfies on Instagram is charity work.

Go for it Bethie, all you have are kitten photo props to make you famous. All  you have are kitten rooms set up in each of your corporate houses so a portion of the costs can be written off as charity work. You are pathetic, as is that radio DJ you married who is fighting to get his mug back on television and spouting nonsense that he married a model and animal activist, something Howard thought up when Beth's solo bikini photos in a defunct magazine and her defunct solo bikini calendars were a massive, national failure with Beth scrambling for work anywhere on television, all abysmal failures. Why? She is only the obnoxious selfie wife of Howard Stern, nothing more, nothing less, and had to move onto a celebrity D list, corporate sponsored charity to make herself famous. 

Thanks to the feline prisoners at Stalag Beth, Beth and Howard Stern get a freebie vacation break.

Good luck with all that kitten stuff Bethie, since people are talking behind your back and are sick of your shit and refuse to finance your selfie kitten adoption center at the North Shore Animal League with your foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, that has no work product but continues to accept public and private donations to build your self-proclaimed kitten adoption center that never breaks ground but you guys break wind and it's called the selfies that you throw online ad nauseam to entertain your bogus fan base of paid groupies who think posing with cats is charity work.