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Yes, Beth scored some free giant ugly cushions for Stalag Beth with Howard Stern taking a bunch of photos of his monster wife and got one of them posted online. Howard slapped his name on the photo in tiny print and called up his Fire Island buddies to print it in Hamptons Magazine. Don't be surprised if another one of these phony photoshopped and airbrushed photos of Howard's aged Fauxda, the failed model, appear in a Florida online publication or website along with the real Yoda the cat who might finally make Beth famous among seniors in group homes that need washable cushions.
No mention this is Beth and Yoda Stern in the photo, only minuscule print that says Howard took the photo, wow, big deal here, Heidi Klum, eat your heart out. Heidi only gets major modeling contracts with Macy's, her own line of lingerie and a childrens' clothing line, and how about that loser Project Runway that is in its 14th season? And don't forget Heidi is a judge and host of Germany's Next Top Model that is actually filmed in Germany where Beth claimed to be a supermodel yet not one kraut has heard of her.
This is not a joke, folks. The bottom two photos were the losers and were posted on Beth's Instagram site. The top photo was posted online in this month's edition of Hamptons Magazine, however, I have not seen her on the "cushion source" website. Wow, Beth is really in demand, and this is the job she accepted? What about the ones she turned down? Howard has stated publicly that Beth turns down a bunch of jobs. What were they? Adverts for human pee pads? We know she has endorsed doggy pee pads in the past. Way to go Howard, with the super loser you married as everyone in your family is laughing all the way to the Bank of Switzerland.
This is not a joke, folks. The bottom two photos were the losers and were posted on Beth's Instagram site. The top photo was posted online in this month's edition of Hamptons Magazine, however, I have not seen her on the "cushion source" website. Wow, Beth is really in demand, and this is the job she accepted? What about the ones she turned down? Howard has stated publicly that Beth turns down a bunch of jobs. What were they? Adverts for human pee pads? We know she has endorsed doggy pee pads in the past. Way to go Howard, with the super loser you married as everyone in your family is laughing all the way to the Bank of Switzerland.
At least we know where all those millions of free cushions came from to furnish Mr. Cheapo Howard Stern's Hamptons hellhouse and Florida money pit. Beth isn't allowed inside yet in the Florida house and has posed for selfies outdoors. Although these cushions can be for the pool area, right Beth? No worries when you spill all your liquor on the fug designs as you stumble your way to your selfie pool pretending to foster cats at Stalag Beth/Florida when all your press releases are fake and phony since the prison permits haven't yet cleared the Florida State Dept of Corrections and you haul the kitties back to the Hamptons claiming some victory in kitten fostering when all you do is use them for photo props with you and Howard stuck in a basement 24/7 with Howard desperate to get Beth's mug in print to PROVE she's a what? A model!!! Omg, Howard is as crazy as that loon he married.
Who knew Howard had a cushion fetish? I guess that's what he fucks when he pretends he's a guy in all that babysitter porn he says he watches. Is the cushion male or female Howard, when you play your solo games?
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Cushions a la Beth. Remember when Howard took a naked photo of Beth with those pillows covering her private parts and her bare flabby ass was on that off-white cushion? It was gross. I will spare you the sight but it's online somewhere on her overblown IG site.
I wonder if Bethie's daddy's dental license is revoked in all states including Florida, the scientology HQ? Will Dr. Felon continue to work on those horse teeth he did for Beth and Howard? Hey free is free, well sort of free, as Howard is paying that O Family until infinity and the reason he is currently panicking over losing his AGT job unless he starts kissing some Cowell ass who was furious over Howard Stern leaking that alleged email with Sony television when Cowell supposedly stated that he wanted to replace Stern as judge on AGT this season.
Gosh Howard, one prank too many, right? You are in the big leagues now with Simon Cowell, he can buy and sell you remembering all those Forbes lists are fake and only include income that was actually reported in certain entertainment articles and not all your tons of income from investments or from the off shore accounts and foreign corporate income. Cowell is the one with the yachts, jet skis, sports cars, you name it. But suddenly Howard quits AGT, oh right, too busy to continue. He has a major whoopee cushion ad to shoot with Beth this weekend.
Beth's Big One Coming Up
The Whoopee Cushion advertising campaign:
All poor Heidi Klum has coming up is her 14th season of Project Runway, aside from the five other jobs she has on television and modeling contracts and juggling human children and keeping a super rich boy toy boyfriend happy:
pee pads ha ha. that howie is really crazy as a loon. love this blog!!!
ReplyDeletebeth-man; she was NOT snubbed this year; there was a small picture in there at the Memorial day bash; posted here-- http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/beth-not-snubbed-this-year.152592/
ReplyDeleteSorry, I am not plugging into your thread link. I am assuming you mean she was snubbed in the Hamptons this year for Memorial Day. Ha, ha. YOU DISILLUSIONED ASSHOLE, GET OFF MY BLOG. Beth is always stuck in some tiny photos in Hamptons magazine - WHAT? YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT? You have never looked in Hamptons magazine until reading this blog entry today? Have you even heard of Hamptons Magazine before reading this blog? That sidebar on my blog, asshole, says Beth was snubbed in 2014, maybe you should get your caretaker to read it for you. This year she horned in because Howard got her a job with Extra TV for a cover party, for who? Not Beth. No, I didn't talk about it on my blog, did I? Why should I? I am not a Beth promoter, I don't report on all the D List events she crashes. I decide what items make it to this blog, not you, not Dawgshed, and not anyone else including Howard and Beth. Get a clue, MORON, Howard had to find a way to get his pariah into the 2015 Memorial Day Hamptons Magazine Cover Party and Extra TV gave her an excuse to get in, which I don't think they ever aired the segment on their show anyway. Why? Oh, it was a sham to get Beth into a cover party, it wasn't Beth's cover party. Look it up asshole, do a search, when was Beth last on the cover of Hamptons magazine and given a cover party? The aged pariah has been absent from any national magazines, absent from TV ads, absent from real ads for real products, she has been absent from FASHION WEEK in NY for many years as she is a snubbed pariah. Face it, jerk. She can never compete with real models, like Heidi Klum. DON'T BOTHER TO RESPOND ASSHOLE, I WILL NEVER PRINT YOUR STUPID COMMENTS AGAIN. You are as stupid as the Sterns thinking they are famous when all the power of Stern can get is a fugly cushion ad for his aged pariah wife with a stupid cat stuck in it, an ad that doesn't even mention Beth's big name. I had no idea DAWGSHED was in reality BETH AND HOWARD STERN PROMOTION SHED and KISS HOWARD AND BETH'S ASS SHED. Thank you and good bye.
DeleteSorry, I think I misquoted the jerk...he/she is making a big point that Beth was NOT snubbed in the Hamptons this year for Memorial Day, when I never said she was. The sidebar "Memorial Day" item is from 2014, the rest of my comment above is still valid and I mean every word. There, said and done.
Deletei wonder if bethos dick is big like her feet.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you so obsessed with Howard and Beth? It is almost pathological. You take so much time from your own life to focus on their activities. Did Howard reject you in some way (romantically or thwart your job aspirations) and are you jealous of Beth? Because this is not normal. I actually dislike Howard a lot but would I take all the time as you do to write about them? I don't expect you to publish this because you are clueless about yourself and introspection is not your strong suit. I think you must have very low self-esteem. You come across as a real nut.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny Bethzilla doesn't foster dogs (cause they require actual WORK and attention). She'd have to get off get big Polish legs and actually walk the dog/s or get the maid to do it. I think Daisy is cuter than her cats that do nothing, don't care if you live or die and really just want to be left alone
ReplyDeleteLooks like team beth-o found your blog...lol
ReplyDeleteThese paid assholes show up from time to time.
Isis uses pictures of soldiers bottle feeding kittens.
It makes the dimwitted see them as likeable heroes.
Sound familiar? Beth ono
Happy 4th damebethman xoxo
Fuck the shitbags that ask why you spend so much time writing about people you loathe. They act like it takes alot of time and energy etc. The fact that a person can conceive a thought/opinion about something and then type it out and publish, in minutes, ON THEIR OWN PERSONAL BLOG, escapes them. They have no concept of the pleasure of venting, or the ease with which it can be done. I love this blog and read it everyday. Fuck Beth Ho.
ReplyDeletegosh, what's with all the negativity today? Just ignore 'em, Beth fan. I am glad that you are pointing out Beth's foolishness and hypocrisy! Some rubes are fooled when they see her on daytime TV. The world deserves to know the truth.
ReplyDeleteYou can write about Bethie until you are blue in the face. Bottom line is this: She is rolling in the money and rolling around in her multiple gorgeous homes and dripping in Louis Vuitton while you sit typing like a loony energizer bunny about her. Title your blog: Rich Bitch and the Jealous Wannabe. She gets the last laugh. Every single time. Ya mad, bro? Ya maddddddddddddddddddddd????????? Go type away the colère, troll.
ReplyDeleteSo, you are not disputing the content of my blog, but are saying I am jealous because Beth is rich? What if I told you I was rich? Then what? Then I am not jealous of Beth if I am rich? Beth being rich does not change the fact that she is a giant asshole with genuine designer leather products while lying in the press that she is an animal activist, laughing all the way to the bank badgering the public for money for her personal charity and funding her personal foundation, for what? Oh for little cash kitten photo props while she laughs as the baby cows are slaughtered to fill her closets with designer labels stamped in their hides. And, how can I troll myself? This is MY blog, why are YOU here and reading this blog? So who's the troll? Look in the mirror and never bother me again with your moron comments. YOU MADDDDDDDDDDD???????????????
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