Copy Cat

Howard Stern's Copyright Cat
is on patrol.

Before it was taken down, everyone could access the daily Howard Stern radio show for free on the Internet since November 2014. If you tried accessing the site [www.sternist.com] on Wednesday, a message appeared briefly saying that the material was removed by "Sirius XM Howard Stern Inc." due to copyright issues. Only a few of the celebrity interviews remain online, but not the entire Stern show broadcast. 

So, how many corporations does Stern own? Oh, at least three: 112, Bianca's Furry Friends [a foundation to make Beth famous], now Sirius XM Howard Stern Inc. Odd way to name a company which makes you wonder just how much of the content, salary and staffing is controlled by Howard Stern, not just his personal salary, but everyone that remains employed on the Stern channels since each January a few select employees fall off the employment list.

Oprah & Stedman were at the
2015 Academy Awards. The 6'7" Stedman
is 63 years old and doesn't care to dye
his hair unlike Howard, with the
deep auburn/black custom
dye job and pancake makeup.

Stern can quit his stale radio show anytime he wants, the same with the Oprah Winfrey Channel which originated on XM satellite radio and was acquired by Sirius with the merger, and was canceled recently since Oprah quit. The problem is, if Stern quits satellite, NBC will have no further use of the big mouth who constantly promotes their summer filler show, America's Got Talent (AGT).

Oprah moves forward with her career and her huge ass is busy becoming a Hollywood mogul now with producing and acting in films, and is now a fixture at both the British Academy Awards and in Hollywood at the Oscars, with her Academy award nominated film Selma.

In comparison Stern sounds like a pitiful old man on his stale satellite radio show, grousing about the past, always spouting what he could have done while now he is struggling to maintain a three day work week of reading live commercials while he waits for some D List celebrity to arrive in his studio so Howard can sit for two hours until the celeb finally tires of being read his/her bio back to them before they run out of the studio. Oh, right, then he races to tape AGT with a few stale acts, with Stern's awesome overblown reaction shots edited in later for broadcast.

Where's Howard's Oscar? Oh, he and Beth deserve one for fostering cats in Beth's closets for three weeks before having a dumping ceremony at a real foster home.

Oprah was awarded a second Oscar in 2012 for outstanding film achievements.

Wasn't Conan fired from The Tonight Show
due to shitty ratings and shitting
on the gay & transgender community?

On Wednesday's Howard Stern satellite radio show we heard from Conan O'Brian, who has been on the Stern radar for, I don't know, 25 years? Howard used to tease him for years that his first TV talk show would be canceled; but then he got the Tonight Show, was kicked off of that, and is back to his own talk show on cable...there, I saved you a two hour borefest interview with the King of All Unaired Pilots and that boring unfunnyman Conan. Howard never lets his jealousy take a rest, as he is still obsessing about Jay Leno, who is a bona fide celeb in the late night talk show arena while Stern is a never-was in any arena but dead radio. 

Madonna performing at the Brit Awards
2/25/15.

Another dinosaur that should think about retirement is the hilarious Madonna, who looks 65 with a giant facelift and too much makeup, as she falls down some stairs onstage during one of her moronic over blown acts, as one of her dancers tried to remove a giant stupid cape she was wearing sending Madonna falling down some stairs, well, the dancer should watch out for granny, she can't handle heavy costumes and choreography anymore at her age.

Madonna's chunky short legs could barely support her when that cape was coming off during her performance at the Brit Awards. She "went with the cape" down to the floor.

Kim Kardashian at the Brit Awards 2/25/15 looking like she is wearing a giant granny ass dress from the early 1900's but at least those hair extensions are gone. Miss Ass Implants will need to get those removed soon or she will be in the Oprah Winfrey category.

Beth should think about huge ass implants to raise that fanny and lop off some hair extensions and parade on local talk shows again to tell everyone how famous she is while spouting faux foster cat stories for her minions of corporate paid followers who have no clue who Beth is or who that famous dinosaur is that she married.

Photo from 11/12: Beth tries some ass definition with her industrial strength Spanx, but she has enormous bulges and sag on the upper thighs, all her fat is sagging into her thigh area. 

Beth never could properly walk a red carpet, let alone a fashion runway, as you can see she looks like a cat thrown into a lake with her awkward leg movements, slumped over curvature of the spine and weird arm placement. She is definitely an amateur red carpet walker and has never seen a catwalk in her life.

Poor aging Bethie continues to have a meltdown over being stuck with a raging feral "foster" cat as she has it sequestered to her corporate cat HQ in Manhattan waiting for some drones of hers to dump it onto some family, we are sure Beth will get some press out of it, otherwise, what is the point of doing all this nonsense? 

Photo from 12/14: Beth has oddly dimpled and swollen knees and
how much weight has Howard Stern said he could bench press?
 Well, his behemoth wife can lift 75 lbs standing in 5" heels with no problem.

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